| The 40-Year-Old Virgin Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| How Andy spent his last weekend | andysweekend.wav / 0:29 / 117 Kb |
| "...I feel confident to say to you that if you don't...I'm going to kill everyone in this store..." | takeoutmcdonald.wav / 0:16 / 62.7 Kb |
| "What are you doing? That's my customer..." | stolecustomer.wav / 0:15 / 60.4 Kb |
| "Do I talk like a turban guy?..." | turban.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| Andy makes up a sex story | fakesexstory.wav / 0:29 / 113 Kb |
| Andy tries to imagine what it's like to feel a woman's breast | bagofsand.wav / 0:09 / 37.7 Kb |
| "...I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them" | respect.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...Then I got older, and I got more and more nervous because it hadn't happened yet..." | stoppedtrying.wav / 0:16 / 65.1 Kb |
| "...That's just love" | love.wav / 0:15 / 59.8 Kb |
| "...It's more important that she's drunk than she's hot" | drunkhot.wav / 0:08 / 33.9 Kb |
| "I'm having trouble finding the drunk people..." | caldrunk.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "...You're pretty, I just want to live!" | pretty.wav / 0:07 / 31.0 Kb |
| "...Everyone rides a bike, when they're freaking six" | bike.wav / 0:10 / 41.8 Kb |
| "...I was looking for something obvious, so I chose that" | sellonebay.wav / 0:16 / 64.4 Kb |
| "Why do I need your number if you're across the street..." | number.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb |
| "...Check you out..." | checkout.wav / 0:04 / 19.0 Kb |
| "...I can't pee in public..." | peeinpublic.wav / 0:08 / 32.2 Kb |
| "Why don't you pull on three..." | waxing.wav / 0:06 / 24.9 Kb |
| "This is not a good look for me..." | manolantern.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "There's something wrong with her underpants..." | underpants.wav / 0:03 / 14.4 Kb |
| "...Oh, do me yo-yo master..." | yoyo.wav / 0:10 / 41.1 Kb |
| "...Women do not care about what you have to say at all..." | justask.wav / 0:09 / 38.6 Kb |
| "...Do you like to do it yourself..." | doityourself.wav / 0:19 / 76.3 Kb |
| "...Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy" | porn.wav / 0:22 / 87.3 Kb |
| "...Do you want me to be freaking retarded?" | retarded.wav / 0:10 / 41.0 Kb |
| "...You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me..." | feminine.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| "You're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy..." | stalking.wav / 0:10 / 40.3 Kb |
| "...What are we, Al Qa'ida?" | alqaida.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb |
| "Go hump a goat..." | humpgoat.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb |
| "...How do you know that she was a man?..." | shesaman.wav / 0:11 / 45.0 Kb |
| "...I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so that I can wear them" | shoes.wav / 0:19 / 77.0 Kb |
| "...No she-devil's sucked his life force out yet" | celibacy.wav / 0:11 / 45.6 Kb |
| "You know how I know you're gay..." | gay.wav / 0:15 / 59.9 Kb |
| "...I like that, because you don't have Chlamydia..." | chlamydia.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb |
| "...What is wrong with this woman" | getonme.wav / 0:08 / 31.9 Kb |
| "...How many kids do you have?..." | kids.wav / 0:20 / 80.1 Kb |
| "...From personal experience, I've found that sex can really complicate things..." | nosex.wav / 0:20 / 78.5 Kb |
| Andy bets he and Trish can go on twenty dates without sex | 20dates.wav / 0:25 / 100 Kb |
| "...You walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day..." | rubberear.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb |
| "...Sarcasm is like a second language to me..." | sarcasm.wav / 0:08 / 31.7 Kb |
| "...She's the hottest grandma I ever saw..." | hotgrandma.wav / 0:20 / 78.5 Kb |
| "I'm very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams" | discreet.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb |
| "Today's forecast - dark and cloudy..." | driveby.wav / 0:03 / 13.4 Kb |
| "...Rich man get off work, then buy stereo..." | buybetween6and8.wav / 0:16 / 65.0 Kb |
| "Here's a shock: Girlfriend with a problem" | girlwithprob.wav / 0:02 / 9.22 Kb |
| "...She's too young. So, you want me to take her?" | birthcontrol.wav / 0:05 / 22.2 Kb |
| "...Your sister was the mistake" | mistake.wav / 0:10 / 40.6 Kb |
| "...How do I get my wife to do that?" | getwifeto.wav / 0:15 / 58.8 Kb |
| "Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?..." | loseit.wav / 0:06 / 26.2 Kb |
| "...We don't say 'Tap that'" | tapthat.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "...We're virgins too..." | virgintoo.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "...I go to school with, like, 400 guys who are all trying to have sex..." | howtell.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "...If you don't get the set, I'll throw in the DVD" | throwindvd.wav / 0:09 / 39.1 Kb |
| "You know what tonight is?..." | 20th.wav / 0:14 / 56.4 Kb |
| "...I don't just change like that..." | cantchange.wav / 0:18 / 73.0 Kb |
| "Your depression is boring me..." | depressed.wav / 0:08 / 32.3 Kb |
| "...When your son is born, is he already on parole?" | pakistani.wav / 0:10 / 39.2 Kb |
| "You know, the thing about relationships is that..." | relationships.wav / 0:12 / 47.8 Kb |
| "How many times did you go to the bathroom in your life?..." | howmanytimes.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "...Cal says I'm gay because he has a real problem with his own gayness" | gay2.wav / 0:14 / 55.5 Kb |
| "Hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it" | trunk.wav / 0:03 / 11.8 Kb |
| "...But what" | butwhat.wav / 0:14 / 58.3 Kb |
| "...I want to shave your head..." | shave.wav / 0:14 / 55.1 Kb |
| "...That's always good to warm up..." | warmup.wav / 0:07 / 28.4 Kb |
| "...It's a Mentos. They're the fresh maker" | mentos.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| Andy admits to Trish that he's a virgin | imavirgin.wav / 0:20 / 81.2 Kb |
| "...For so long, I thought that there was something wrong with me, because it had never happened..." | waitingforyou.wav / 0:09 / 38.3 Kb |
The 40-Year-Old Virgin stars Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Romany Malco, and
Catherine Keener. In this movie, Andy Stitzer (Carell) is a 40 year old who works in the
stockroom at an electronics store called SmartTech. He is the stereotypical nerd, as he lives
alone, collects action figures, plays video games, does magic tricks, does not own a car, and
has virtually no social life. He also has never had sex. One night, his co-workers, David
(Rudd), Cal (Rogen), and Jay (Malco), invite him to play a round of poker in the store, and
there, he spills the beans about being a virgin (previously, Andy's co-workers had not known
Andy very well at all). The three then take it upon themselves to get Andy a date that can lead
to sexual intercourse - they give Andy all kinds of advice (the three give different advice,
though, and David and Jay have relationship issues of their own), take Andy out to the bars,
enter Andy (and themselves) in a speed-dating program, and even hire a hooker (who turned out
to be a transvestite). Things seem to turn around for Andy when he meets Trish Piedmont
(Keener), the owner of a store known as We Sell Your Stuff on E-Bay, mother of three, and
grandmother of one. When Trish and Andy go out, they almost have sex on the first date, but
Trish's teenage daughter walks in on them before it is about to take place, and Andy does not
know what he is doing anyway. The two then agree to hold off on the sex for twenty dates, and
in the meantime, Trish tries to turn Andy's life around in other ways, such as selling his
action figures to come up with cash to make Andy's dream of opening his own electronics store a
reality. However, Andy still has trouble trying to admit to Trish that he is a virgin, as he
fears she may reject him.