| Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...You can't stop me no matter who you are" | nomatterwho.wav / 0:10 / 42.8 Kb |
| "...He bends over and he speaks from his rear..." | speaksfromrear.wav / 0:28 / 112 Kb |
| "Your request is not unlike my lower intestine..." | intestine.wav / 0:05 / 21.4 Kb |
| Ace plays with a slinky | slinky.wav / 0:08 / 31.7 Kb |
| "...Let's do all the things that YOU want to do" | selfish.wav / 0:12 / 47.3 Kb |
| "...And now, a yak..." | mooseandyak.wav / 0:23 / 90.7 Kb |
| "There's someone on the wing..." | wing.wav / 0:05 / 22.2 Kb |
| Ace sings "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" | chittybang.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| "...Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle" | urinestain.wav / 0:06 / 26.0 Kb |
| "That's quite a rack you're wearing..." | rack.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| "Do not pass Go..." | passgo.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "I prostrate myself before you and..." | prostrate.wav / 0:03 / 13.9 Kb |
| "We love you, dark continent..." | darkcontinent.wav / 0:06 / 26.3 Kb |
| Ace reveals that he's afraid of bats | bats.wav / 0:13 / 52.4 Kb |
| "...I'm not touching it, though" | nottouchingit.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| "...Bumblebeetuna" | bumblebeetuna.wav / 0:07 / 30.7 Kb |
| "Allow me to display my affection..." | affection.wav / 0:19 / 75.0 Kb |
| "It is the mucus that binds us" | mucus.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| "...Shiskabob, Shawshank Redemption, Chicago..." | shikaka.wav / 0:18 / 71.4 Kb |
| "...I think of women only as the mothers of our children..." | holymanwomen.wav / 0:13 / 52.9 Kb |
| "Fi, fi, fo, fum, I smell..." | fingerprintsofscum.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb |
| "...There's no reason to go in there, ever..." | precipice.wav / 0:12 / 47.7 Kb |
| "They're in my hair..." | inmyhair.wav / 0:16 / 66.0 Kb |
| "Must have AIR" | air.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb |
| What Ace does with tough guys | toughguys.wav / 0:15 / 60.7 Kb |
| "...I can feel it like it's right in my NECK..." | inmyneck.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb |
| "Three darts is too much" | 3darts.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb |
| "Guano bowls..." | guanobowls.wav / 0:03 / 15.2 Kb |
| "...I will slip amongst them like a transparent..." | transparent.wav / 0:09 / 35.4 Kb |
| "...Did you just refer to me as White Devil..." | whitedevil.wav / 0:08 / 32.6 Kb |
| "...Wachootoo Circle of Death. Funny, that's my specialty" | circleofdeath.wav / 0:10 / 40.5 Kb |
| "G'day, disgusting rat!" | gday.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| "Water tastes good..." | watergood.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| "...When seeking answers, one must quiet the soul..." | quietsoul.wav / 0:05 / 20.6 Kb |
| Why guano is so valuable | guano.wav / 0:08 / 32.6 Kb |
| "...Let me run that back for you...That explains the abrasion on your palm" | runback.wav / 0:28 / 110 Kb |
| "...Repent, and thou shalt be saved" | repent.wav / 0:11 / 45.2 Kb |
| "Arrest him, ARREST HIM..." | arresthim.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "Greenwalt, hit the lights..." | hitlights.wav / 0:12 / 47.5 Kb |
| Ace summons his animal friends | lendears.wav / 0:13 / 52.5 Kb |
| "You see, humans and animals can live in harmony" | harmony.wav / 0:07 / 28.9 Kb |
| "Aw, nobody wants to play with me" | nobodyplay.wav / 0:04 / 16.8 Kb |
| "Cadby, from the consulate, right..." | thisisweird.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
| "Pet detective coming through..." | clearpath.wav / 0:03 / 12.9 Kb |
| "Pride is an abomination..." | pride.wav / 0:11 / 45.3 Kb |