| American Pie Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all women's channel..." | illegalchannel.wav / 0:06 / 27.1 Kb |
| Jim finds a cartoon mermaid hot | mermaid.wav / 0:06 / 24.7 Kb |
| "...All that happens at Stifler's parties is a bunch of people get drunk and do it. Yeah" | stiflersparty.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "Cornell's not that far from U of N..." | notthatfar.wav / 0:08 / 34.8 Kb |
| "Finch, you got the Latin homework?..." | latinjoke.wav / 0:11 / 43.3 Kb |
| "...At least I know what third base feels like. You're still just a batboy" | batboy.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "What exactly does third base feel like?..." | applepie.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb |
| "It's time she experienced the Shermanator..." | shermanator.wav / 0:10 / 39.3 Kb |
| "Sock me beautiful... My friends call me Nova... That's pathetic." | pathetic.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point... | romantic.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| "I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate..." | articulate.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "...I am now a man. I highly recommend you join the club..." | nowman.wav / 0:19 / 77.4 Kb |
| "You know, we're all going to go to college as virgins..." | specialdorms.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| "...Together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny..." | masters.wav / 0:14 / 56.0 Kb |
| "We will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy..." | getlaid.wav / 0:12 / 47.2 Kb |
| "...Just tell her you love her. That's how I was duped" | duped.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| "...Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East" | anotheryear.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb |
| "...I don't know man. That sounds like a lot of work" | listen.wav / 0:08 / 34.8 Kb |
| "...Don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?..." | dumpatschool.wav / 0:08 / 33.8 Kb |
| "...The guy's huge" | finchequipped.wav / 0:13 / 54.4 Kb |
| Oz "sings from the heart" | fromheart.wav / 0:16 / 65.3 Kb |
| "...I also play football, by the way" | playfootball.wav / 0:07 / 28.3 Kb |
| "Just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend..." | goody2shoes.wav / 0:07 / 29.0 Kb |
| "Um, Chris. Oh, you call me Oz if you want..." | chris.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb |
| "...I think 'shithead' really says it" | shithead.wav / 0:07 / 30.9 Kb |
| A girl believes Finch has a tattoo | tattoo.wav / 0:19 / 74.4 Kb |
| "...What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the internet?" | broadcast.wav / 0:08 / 35.1 Kb |
| "Man, if you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chic in your house..." | photographnaked.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| "...He's a real bookworm, this kid..." | bookworm.wav / 0:09 / 35.5 Kb |
| "You have seen me. Now it's my turn to see you..." | strip.wav / 0:11 / 44.2 Kb |
| "Go trig boy, it's your birthday" | trigboy.wav / 0:02 / 8.91 Kb |
| "...Oh yeah, I'm bad. I'm naughty, baby" | bad.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "...I can't talk to girls, and when I do talk to them, I screw it up" | notgoodwithgirls.wav / 0:11 / 45.4 Kb |
| Jim asks band chic Michelle to the prom | bandchic.wav / 0:20 / 78.7 Kb |
| "...How am I supposed to know what my most emotionally significant moment was?" | noessays.wav / 0:13 / 52.3 Kb |
| "...What am I going to be, a professional lacrosse player? Really, I have no idea..." | noidea.wav / 0:21 / 84.1 Kb |
| Jim finds out that Finch had paid Jessica (one of their classmates) $200 to spread rumors in Finch's favor | spreadrumors.wav / 0:23 / 93.5 Kb |
| "...You think that older woman thing is true?... It was Stifler's mom" | stiflersmom.wav / 0:11 / 43.7 Kb |
| "...Hey, it's not always about sex..." | sexthistime.wav / 0:06 / 26.4 Kb |
| "...Focus on the music; think melody; let the music be my guide..." | music.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| "You don't score until you score..." | score.wav / 0:05 / 22.6 Kb |
| "...I hate sex" | hatesex.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...You have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. Oh yeah, of course not" | nochance.wav / 0:13 / 52.3 Kb |
| "...We were friends with Stifler?" | friendswithstifler.wav / 0:10 / 41.6 Kb |
| "...This isn't the best way to proposition me..." | notbestway.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| "...Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? Yes, ma'am, I am" | seduce.wav / 0:08 / 34.8 Kb |
| "...I was used. Cool" | used.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "Women, like a fine wine, only get better with age" | betterwithage.wav / 0:03 / 14.5 Kb |