| American Pie 2 Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...We've never even had friendly hello sex" | goodbyesex.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb |
| "...It's my first time since my first time..." | 1sttime.wav / 0:11 / 45.3 Kb |
| "...I am absolutely, totally confident" | confident.wav / 0:08 / 31.4 Kb |
| "...You're a disgrace to men everywhere" | disgrace.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| "Here's a new idea for you - I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass" | eatass.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| Finch tells Jim, Oz, and Kevin about his sexual episodes in the past year | finchsgirls.wav / 0:16 / 63.9 Kb |
| "...Beautiful name, like it matters" | christy.wav / 0:15 / 60.5 Kb |
| "...We're college men now. Some of the girls here are from the grade below us. I might actually have a chance" | collegemen.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| Kevin sees Vicki for the first time since starting college | kevinvicki.wav / 0:14 / 55.0 Kb |
| "...It was just an old habit, a friend kiss" | friends.wav / 0:12 / 48.2 Kb |
| "Touch me, I bite" | bite.wav / 0:01 / 5.54 Kb |
| "...We're definitely not those guys" | coolorweird.wav / 0:14 / 58.4 Kb |
| "...By the end of the summer, you're going to see the big picture" | bigpicture.wav / 0:16 / 65.9 Kb |
| "...All I'm going to be able to give is rump roast" | rumproast.wav / 0:08 / 33.0 Kb |
| "It's Stifler time, baby, WHOOOOOO" | stiflertime.wav / 0:05 / 20.4 Kb |
| "...Stifler's stench is unavoidable" | stench.wav / 0:06 / 24.6 Kb |
| Finch explains "tantric" | tantric.wav / 0:25 / 99.2 Kb |
| "...You must know Michelle" | knowmichelle.wav / 0:14 / 57.3 Kb |
| "...Was that a question? I don't know, you want to answer it anyway?" | question.wav / 0:17 / 66.8 Kb |
| "I get nasty when I'm horny" | nasty.wav / 0:02 / 7.99 Kb |
| "...Wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?" | terrible.wav / 0:14 / 58.6 Kb |
| "My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls" | balls.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| "We plop a keg on the deck, and the girls come in off the beach..." | hummingbirdfeeder.wav / 0:10 / 42.3 Kb |
| "...High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress" | sausagefest.wav / 0:08 / 31.6 Kb |
| "...It wouldn't be more than just a momentary thing..." | uninteresting.wav / 0:13 / 53.3 Kb |
| "What about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?..." | jessicasleepwith.wav / 0:07 / 30.4 Kb |
| "...Drop the whole Shermanator thing..." | shermanator.wav / 0:22 / 88.2 Kb |
| The "rule of three" involving gals | sleptwith3.wav / 0:18 / 73.9 Kb |
| The "rule of three" involving guys | sleptwith1.wav / 0:20 / 81.4 Kb |
| "...Friends can hold hands..." | holdhands.wav / 0:09 / 37.8 Kb |
| "...I am getting off just listening to the two of you guys..." | getoff.wav / 0:05 / 22.0 Kb |
| "...I just wanted to prove that you chicks are really lesbians" | lesbians.wav / 0:08 / 35.1 Kb |
| "...I'm touching his ass..." | touchingass.wav / 0:05 / 20.0 Kb |
| "...Wait a second, you were trying?..." | lousykisser.wav / 0:17 / 67.0 Kb |
| "...Spending your life playing in the band doesn't exactly give you the ultra cool hipster image" | dork.wav / 0:10 / 40.4 Kb |
| "It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me..." | whypretend.wav / 0:10 / 41.8 Kb |
| "I just shoved a trumpet in your ass..." | trumpetass.wav / 0:03 / 12.7 Kb |
| "Yeah, I kind of superglued myself to myself" | superglued.wav / 0:06 / 24.2 Kb |
| "I'm glued, I'm glued" | imglued.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb |
| "You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo or Jimbodini to these guys in here..." | james.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| Finch has a "pure tantric moment" | puretantricmoment.wav / 0:11 / 45.2 Kb |
| "My entire stockpile is WASTED..." | wasted.wav / 0:05 / 20.6 Kb |
| "Hey Marko, can you get your balls off me?" | ballsoff.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
| "...The party won't be ready until Saturday..." | notready.wav / 0:09 / 35.5 Kb |
| "You're evil. No way, I'm like Cupid..." | cupid.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "...Did it look like I might have had a slight interest in Nadia then? Well, add another year to that" | nadia.wav / 0:21 / 83.2 Kb |
| Michelle and Jim break up their fake relationship | breakup.wav / 0:22 / 88.6 Kb |
| "I've been obsessed with the one woman that I can't have a real future with..." | kinkyandwarped.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb |
| "...It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style" | stifmeister.wav / 0:07 / 31.0 Kb |
| Jim tells his own band camp story | jimbandcamp.wav / 0:17 / 69.1 Kb |
| "You go get your geek; someday, I will find mine" | geek.wav / 0:03 / 15.0 Kb |
| "...That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermanation" | shermanator2.wav / 0:15 / 60.9 Kb |
| "I will do anything, anything, to sleep with you chicks..." | doanything.wav / 0:27 / 107 Kb |
| Finch tells Stifler's mom their relationship cannot be, then has sex with her | finchlearning.wav / 0:14 / 55.3 Kb |