| American Virgin Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| "Sex is a beautiful, spiritual act, but you should never, ever do it." | sex.wav / 0:04 / 17.9 Kb |
| "...He'll only have eyes for you, and occasionally that little slut from the marketing department..." | marry.wav / 0:12 / 49.8 Kb |
| "Make absolutely sure you always have a condom, but make absolutely sure you never use it." | condom.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
| "...Five hours and forty minutes... but, if you get caught in moderate to light traffic..." | 5hr40min.wav / 0:12 / 49.1 Kb |
| "So, you're going to be rooming next to us this year, huh? Yes. Sweet, I'll start building a tunnel through the wall tonight." | tunnel.wav / 0:06 / 26.0 Kb |
| "...You're policing, and Dr. Sharon clearly said no policing." | policing.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb |
| Priscilla strictly organizes her books alphabetically | books.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "...You're not premed. You just say that to impress girls." | premed.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| Chuck's first attempt to pick up Priscilla | study.wav / 0:14 / 56.8 Kb |
| "Our body is our temple and should be treated as such. You apparently chose to treat yours like an amusement park." | amusementpark.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| "Sex is a sacred act between a man, woman, and God. But hand jobs are okay, right?" | handjobs.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| "...I don't call a guy chicken anything. I didn't grow up on a farm." | guychicken.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "...It's like hanging out with a nun, but less fun." | nun.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| "You were having fun for once... I have to find out exactly what I did. You could always watch the DVD." | dvd.wav / 0:25 / 101 Kb |
| "...You can always start a career in adult film." | adultfilm.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| "Oh great, I finally get her to lighten up, and now, I'm the persona au gratin..." | personaaugratin.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "...We will find that footage, or my name is not Priscilla White!" | findfootage.wav / 0:07 / 30.2 Kb |
| Eileen, Kevin's controlling girlfriend, leaves a few messages on Kevin's cell phone | eileenmessages.wav / 0:21 / 84.8 Kb |
| "...I see the way you look at me when I get ready for bed at night..." | look.wav / 0:12 / 49.8 Kb |
| "That's your big sexual fantasy - losing your virginity at 8:45 on your wedding night?..." | analsex.wav / 0:12 / 49.7 Kb |
| Naz is afraid of growing up | afraid.wav / 0:18 / 72.5 Kb |
| "...I do feel oppressed, particularly by the one with the cute ass." | oppressed.wav / 0:19 / 76.2 Kb |
| "...I'll turn his life into a living hell and destroy everything he loves and torture him until he begs me to kill him..." | torture.wav / 0:13 / 54.3 Kb |
| "...Just one more thing on my new life of debauchery which I can celebrate as I rot in hell..." | debauchery.wav / 0:14 / 58.6 Kb |
| "...It's just titties. Everybody's got the titties, what's the big deal?..." | justtitties.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "...If you got it on tape, don't edit it yourself, send it over to the office, and if we use it, we'll give you a free t-shirt." | wronged.wav / 0:07 / 30.3 Kb |
| "...Open up your coat; take your top off; maybe it'll bring back a memory." | topoff.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...Look, if I had a dollar for every girl who said that, I'd be rich. Then again, I am rich, so, I guess I'd be richer." | richer.wav / 0:10 / 39.3 Kb |
| "You have lots of videos of lots of girls. Yes, I do. Some people would call it an empire." | empire.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "Chuck, follow him. You mean follow that ass all day while hot chicks flash their tits at him? Yes. I can do that." | follow.wav / 0:06 / 24.8 Kb |
| "...I must have seen 1000 boobs today. Well, like, 1000 individual boobs, or, like, 1000 pairs of boobs?..." | 1000boobs.wav / 0:11 / 46.0 Kb |
| "...When you see tits every day, you know, they sort of blend together." | tits.wav / 0:13 / 53.2 Kb |
| "There are a million horny guys out there who are just dying to do it..." | doit.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb |
| "I'm a virgin in Detroit, and I am going to get laid!" | getlaid.wav / 0:02 / 11.2 Kb |
| "I'm about to go out there and stop someone from having sex..." | stopsex.wav / 0:05 / 22.3 Kb |
| "I know just what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. Then, it is a Calvin Klein top..." | cklein.wav / 0:11 / 45.2 Kb |
| "Who the hell do I have to screw to get laid around here?" | whoscrew.wav / 0:02 / 11.5 Kb |
| "...That's a nice speech. Seriously, I might borrow it sometime..." | unencumbered.wav / 0:24 / 94.2 Kb |
| What Kurtzman REALLY thinks of the women he catches on camera flashing their breasts | losers.wav / 0:08 / 34.9 Kb |
| "...Little boys in Taiwan, they're gonna use you as their screensaver." | screensaver.wav / 0:15 / 61.0 Kb |
| Kurtzman refers to his "stars" as "skanks," and his customer base as "pimply dumb loser guys" | skanksandloserguys.wav / 0:15 / 59.6 Kb |
| "...Even if I hadn't been caught on video, I hope to do something else fairly soon that would get me kicked out [of Can't Hurry Love]." | resignchl.wav / 0:12 / 47.4 Kb |
| "You're a virgin, I'm a virgin, we're both virgins..." | virgins.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "...Those people haven't been getting much lately, so they wouldn't mind the occasional trip down memory lane..." | sex2.wav / 0:18 / 74.1 Kb |
American Virgin stars Rob Schneider, Jenna Dewan, Brianne Davis, Chase Ryan Jeffery,
and Elan Moss-Bachrach. In this movie, Ed Kurtzman (Schneider) is the proprietor of a video
empire known as Chicks Go Crazy, which is a parody of Girls Gone Wild. During
a college tour, Kurtzman and his camera visit the campus of Pennington College, where an
unsuspecting freshman female student, Priscilla White (Dewan), is attending thanks to a
scholarship from an organization, known as Can't Hurry Love, that promotes sex before
marriage. Priscilla has a very uptight attitude, and she plans every second of every day of her
life and has to have everything in order, to the point of her sexual fantasy being her wedding
night!