| Anger Management Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...Maybe I'll take dare" | truthordare.wav / 0:07 / 29.4 Kb |
| "...You gotta stick up for yourself sometimes..." | hungup.wav / 0:18 / 72.5 Kb |
| "...My plan is to get the headset from you..." | headset.wav / 0:20 / 80.3 Kb |
| "...I don't mean you people, I mean you people..." | youpeople.wav / 0:10 / 39.2 Kb |
| "...I'M CALM" | calm.wav / 0:05 / 20.0 Kb |
| "...I told you not to go there" | dontgothere.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...You're not going to have to listen to too many of those lame jokes..." | goodnews.wav / 0:11 / 44.2 Kb |
| "...The anger sharks are swimming in my head..." | angersharks.wav / 0:18 / 72.2 Kb |
| "Now, repeat after me..." | goosfraba.wav / 0:20 / 80.4 Kb |
| Dave tries to tell Buddy's anger management group who he is | whoareyou.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| "How do you feel, Chuck..." | howfeel.wav / 0:05 / 23.3 Kb |
| "You think you're better than me..." | bothnuts.wav / 0:02 / 10.8 Kb |
| "...I'm the guy in the frozen foods section dialing 911, I swear" | 2kinds.wav / 0:24 / 97.0 Kb |
| "...Yeah, are you busy, we're all busy..." | busy.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb |
| "...Finally, my parents said I had to move out..." | badtime.wav / 0:16 / 65.4 Kb |
| "...Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican" | irishitalmex.wav / 0:04 / 18.0 Kb |
| "...I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while" | beatupwaitress.wav / 0:07 / 29.7 Kb |
| "...Well, it's bad that he's talking to her, but it's good that..." | allbad.wav / 0:09 / 35.7 Kb |
| Buddy tells Dave how The Carpenters' music is angry | angrymusic.wav / 0:13 / 52.2 Kb |
| "...Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin..." | sarcasm.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed..." | sharebed.wav / 0:08 / 33.4 Kb |
| "...You could have a blast with the goosfraba thing down there..." | dennys.wav / 0:13 / 52.7 Kb |
| Sample of Dave singing "I Feel Pretty" | ifeelpretty.wav / 0:24 / 94.7 Kb |
| "Might I have your first name, Mr Head..." | frank.wav / 0:09 / 38.0 Kb |
| "Jibber jabber, jibber jabber..." | denial.wav / 0:05 / 21.6 Kb |
| "He's angry. It's a sickness, not a crime..." | sickness.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "...You tie this up tight, and away goes the chin..." | meatball.wav / 0:08 / 32.4 Kb |
| "...Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale..." | bluewhale.wav / 0:17 / 66.7 Kb |
| "...Are they all aware that you despise them?" | homophobe.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "...Melvin...That's my Hebrew name..." | melvin.wav / 0:12 / 50.5 Kb |
| "He's just not used to male intimacy..." | notlady.wav / 0:07 / 28.0 Kb |
| Buddy recites Linda's (Dave's girlfriend) poem | poem.wav / 0:24 / 96.6 Kb |
| "Whatever, Mr. Insane-vein..." | whatever.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| "...What's your plan? Ask her at a Yankee game?..." | corny.wav / 0:11 / 45.4 Kb |
| "...Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin..." | cheating.wav / 0:22 / 88.2 Kb |
| "Can you guess why she rejected you, Dave..." | rejected.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb |
| Buddy tells Dave what to say to win over a bar chick who just shot him down | explodeinpants.wav / 0:14 / 55.2 Kb |
| "...If I want any crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head..." | squeezehead.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "...You could have told her something else: I was at the bank, I was at the store..." | toldlinda.wav / 0:25 / 99.3 Kb |
| "...You pulled my gym shorts down in front of Sara Plowman..." | sawpeepee.wav / 0:26 / 102 Kb |
| "...She moaned like a wilderbeast..." | wilderbeast.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb |
| "...He's got a heiny" | heiny.wav / 0:04 / 17.2 Kb |
| "...That's what was so hard to say to me" | hardtosay.wav / 0:20 / 80.4 Kb |
| "...Out. In; I'm changing the call..." | outin.wav / 0:19 / 75.8 Kb |
| "So a guy asks me for change..." | homelessguy.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb |
| "Would you like a boobs..." | boobs.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb |
| "Oooh, I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave..." | yummy.wav / 0:03 / 14.8 Kb |
| "Now, you say you kissed?..." | kiss.wav / 0:24 / 96.6 Kb |
| "...It's definitely the biggest one in the room" | biggest.wav / 0:13 / 51.8 Kb |
| "Someone else is going to marry my woman if you don't let me out there..." | cantstoplove.wav / 0:08 / 32.7 Kb |
| "...I've done crazier stuff than that to win back a chick..." | rannaked.wav / 0:10 / 42.3 Kb |
| "...Kids who have your eyes, and your lips..." | kids.wav / 0:10 / 41.6 Kb |
| "Who's the pretty girl in that mirror there..." | mirror.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |