| Austin Powers in Goldmember Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous..." | dixienormous.wav / 0:09 / 38.7 Kb |
| "...This is one doctor who does make house calls" | housecalls.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...It's like frickin catnip for clones" | catnip.wav / 0:08 / 32.4 Kb |
| "Ya" montage | ya.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "Mini-Me likes chocolate. Scotty don't..." | scottydont.wav / 0:19 / 75.4 Kb |
| "...I would love some chocolate ass cream" | preparationh.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| Austin sings the "Daddy Wasn't There" song | daddywasntthere.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| "...All your privates have had their privates painted gold..." | goldprivates.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "Remember when I said, 'We're not so different, you and I'..." | didsaythat.wav / 0:10 / 40.8 Kb |
| Austin has daddy issues | daddyissues.wav / 0:18 / 72.6 Kb |
| "...Well, I hope it's mostly oral..." | brieforal.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "...Squid pro row" | squidprorow.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb |
| "Mama only got a taste of honey..." | beehive.wav / 0:08 / 33.6 Kb |
| "I love GOLD..." | goldmember.wav / 0:18 / 71.9 Kb |
| "...You are tight like a tiger" | tight.wav / 0:07 / 30.3 Kb |
| "Would you like a schmoke and a pancake..." | smokepancake.wav / 0:14 / 55.0 Kb |
| The two things Nigel cannot stand in this world | 2things.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar..." | search.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "I realize that I have a large mole on my face..." | mole.wav / 0:13 / 53.6 Kb |
| "...Nice to meet your mole" | meetmole.wav / 0:02 / 11.5 Kb |
| "...It's long and hard and full of semen" | sublair.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb |
| How Goldmember pronounces "father" | gmfather.wav / 0:21 / 85.4 Kb |
| "Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years..." | falldown.wav / 0:09 / 35.6 Kb |
| "Tokyo-a-go-go baby, yeah" | tokyo.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "...It's gonna start a fire" | nutsrub.wav / 0:05 / 22.3 Kb |
| "...When you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection..." | senseskewed.wav / 0:24 / 97.5 Kb |
| Fat Bastard describes his own stink | fbstink.wav / 0:23 / 93.4 Kb |
| "...Everyone out, come on. Not you, Scott. Not you..." | notyou.wav / 0:16 / 65.6 Kb |
| Austin (unintentionally) references Styx's "Mr. Roboto" | mrroboto.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
| "Your ass is happy?..." | asshappy.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...That way, I wouldn't misread the subtitles..." | speakenglish.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| Austin tells Foxy something she didn't know | dontknow.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "...Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember..." | trap.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb |
| "...It's not the size, mate. It's how you use it" | mini.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "...Should have been doing your job..." | yourewelcome.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| "...We should run like it is Godzilla..." | godzilla.wav / 0:10 / 40.8 Kb |
| "Well, I don't like to use gadgets..." | gadgets.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb |
| Austin gets the mole jokes out of his system | mole2.wav / 0:14 / 58.2 Kb |
| Mini-Me hits on Foxxy | cloneinyou.wav / 0:23 / 92.4 Kb |
| How much money Dr. Evil demands from the world as ransom this time | billionyen.wav / 0:09 / 36.7 Kb |
| "It's the one that looks like a pair of melons..." | lookslikemelons.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "It is Japanese custom that I receive a bonus..." | bonus.wav / 0:17 / 68.0 Kb |
| "Did you really think you could get away with this..." | getaway.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "All right, Dr. Evil, it's finally come down to this..." | youmegun.wav / 0:07 / 29.4 Kb |
| "...They share a border with the Dutch" | belgiansevil.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "He ain't heavy..." | brother.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb |
| "...At the end of the day, you've just got to do it for yourself, baby" | turngood.wav / 0:17 / 69.2 Kb |