Austin Powers in Goldmember


Austin Powers in Goldmember, the follow up to Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, stars Mike Myers, Michael Caine, Michael York, Beyonce Knowles, Verne Troyer, and Seth Green. Myers, once again, plays the title character and the title character's nemesis, Dr. Evil. Myers also plays two other characters, Goldmember and Fat Bastard.

Near the beginning of this movie, Austin actually catches Dr. Evil and sends him to prison. As a reward for finally putting Dr. Evil behind bars, Austin is knighted. At the ceremony, he is disappointed when his father, Nigel (Caine), does not show up. Later, Basil Exposition (York), of the British Ministry of Defence, informs Austin that Nigel has been kidnapped and taken back in time to 1975 by another evil genius, Goldmember. Goldmember got his name because he lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting incident. The British Ministry of Defence builds Austin another time machine to travel back to 1975, and when Austin gets there, he runs into one of his old girlfriends, Foxxy Cleopatra (Knowles), who is an FBI agent working undercover in Goldmember's club, where Nigel is being held. Austin finds Nigel, only for Goldmember to overpower him and escape back to 2002 (when the movie takes place). Foxxy decides to follow Austin back to the future in order to rescue Nigel. When they get back, they find that Dr. Evil has escaped from prison and set up a new lair somewhere near Tokyo, Japan. This time, Dr. Evil and Goldmember are working together to kill Nigel and destroy the world using a laser to melt the polar ice caps and cause a global flood.

Also this movie, much like the last movie, finds Dr. Evil's miniature clone, Mini-Me (Troyer), and Dr. Evil's son, Scott (Green), competing for Dr. Evil's acceptance. This time, Scott gets the upper hand by shaving his head to look more "evil" and buying Dr. Evil a pair of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. In fact, Dr. Evil bonds with Scott so much that he casts away Mini-Me, causing Mini-Me to join Austin and Foxxy in the fight against Dr. Evil and Goldmember.

Austin Powers in Goldmember Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous..."dixienormous.wav / 0:09 / 38.7 Kb
"...This is one doctor who does make house calls"housecalls.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb
"...It's like frickin catnip for clones"catnip.wav / 0:08 / 32.4 Kb
"Ya" montageya.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb
"Mini-Me likes chocolate. Scotty don't..."scottydont.wav / 0:19 / 75.4 Kb
"...I would love some chocolate ass cream"preparationh.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb
Austin sings the "Daddy Wasn't There" songdaddywasntthere.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb
"...All your privates have had their privates painted gold..."goldprivates.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb
"Remember when I said, 'We're not so different, you and I'..."didsaythat.wav / 0:10 / 40.8 Kb
Austin has daddy issuesdaddyissues.wav / 0:18 / 72.6 Kb
"...Well, I hope it's mostly oral..."brieforal.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb
"...Squid pro row"squidprorow.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb
"Mama only got a taste of honey..."beehive.wav / 0:08 / 33.6 Kb
"I love GOLD..."goldmember.wav / 0:18 / 71.9 Kb
"...You are tight like a tiger"tight.wav / 0:07 / 30.3 Kb
"Would you like a schmoke and a pancake..."smokepancake.wav / 0:14 / 55.0 Kb
The two things Nigel cannot stand in this world2things.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb
"You have the right to remain sexy, sugar..."search.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb
"I realize that I have a large mole on my face..."mole.wav / 0:13 / 53.6 Kb
"...Nice to meet your mole"meetmole.wav / 0:02 / 11.5 Kb
"...It's long and hard and full of semen"sublair.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb
How Goldmember pronounces "father"gmfather.wav / 0:21 / 85.4 Kb
"Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years..."falldown.wav / 0:09 / 35.6 Kb
"Tokyo-a-go-go baby, yeah"tokyo.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb
"...It's gonna start a fire"nutsrub.wav / 0:05 / 22.3 Kb
"...When you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection..."senseskewed.wav / 0:24 / 97.5 Kb
Fat Bastard describes his own stinkfbstink.wav / 0:23 / 93.4 Kb
"...Everyone out, come on. Not you, Scott. Not you..."notyou.wav / 0:16 / 65.6 Kb
Austin (unintentionally) references Styx's "Mr. Roboto"mrroboto.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb
"Your ass is happy?..."asshappy.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb
"...That way, I wouldn't misread the subtitles..."speakenglish.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb
Austin tells Foxy something she didn't knowdontknow.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb
"...Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember..."trap.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb
"...It's not the size, mate. It's how you use it"mini.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb
"...Should have been doing your job..."yourewelcome.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb
"...We should run like it is Godzilla..."godzilla.wav / 0:10 / 40.8 Kb
"Well, I don't like to use gadgets..."gadgets.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb
Austin gets the mole jokes out of his systemmole2.wav / 0:14 / 58.2 Kb
Mini-Me hits on Foxxycloneinyou.wav / 0:23 / 92.4 Kb
How much money Dr. Evil demands from the world as ransom this timebillionyen.wav / 0:09 / 36.7 Kb
"It's the one that looks like a pair of melons..."lookslikemelons.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb
"It is Japanese custom that I receive a bonus..."bonus.wav / 0:17 / 68.0 Kb
"Did you really think you could get away with this..."getaway.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb
"All right, Dr. Evil, it's finally come down to this..."youmegun.wav / 0:07 / 29.4 Kb
"...They share a border with the Dutch"belgiansevil.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb
"He ain't heavy..."brother.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb
"...At the end of the day, you've just got to do it for yourself, baby"turngood.wav / 0:17 / 69.2 Kb

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