| Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "Do you smoke after sex..." | smoke.wav / 0:03 / 12.5 Kb |
| "I can't believe Vanessa...was a fembot all along..." | singleagain.wav / 0:18 / 74.0 Kb |
| "...You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough" | notevilenough.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb |
| "...Well of course you haven't had the PLEASURE..." | pleasure.wav / 0:11 / 44.2 Kb |
| Austin meets Ivana Humpalot | ivana.wav / 0:11 / 44.8 Kb |
| "...Because you never kill him when you get the chance to..." | neverkill.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "Austin Powers always defeats me because he has mojo..." | mojo.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb |
| "...If you have a time machine, why don't you..." | timemachine.wav / 0:17 / 66.6 Kb |
| "Why make trillions when we can make billions?" | billions.wav / 0:03 / 13.9 Kb |
| Dr. Evil "zips" Scott | zipit.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "Grrr baby..." | grrr.wav / 0:02 / 11.5 Kb |
| "...Baby, it's what's for dinner" | baby.wav / 0:05 / 21.8 Kb |
| "...If I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumably, I can go visit my frozen self..." | crosseyed.wav / 0:15 / 60.0 Kb |
| "...Which is it baby, Spitz or Swallows?" | swallows.wav / 0:09 / 36.8 Kb |
| "I put the GER in swinger baby" | swinger.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
| Austin meets Felicity | shagwell.wav / 0:12 / 50.4 Kb |
| "...England looks in no way like southern California" | remarkable.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "...I can't stand to be asked the same question three times..." | 3times.wav / 0:16 / 64.8 Kb |
| "...Do I really have to ask you two more times..." | newquestion.wav / 0:30 / 117 Kb |
| "...Get in my belly" | eatyou.wav / 0:11 / 44.0 Kb |
| Fat Bastard sings the "babyback ribs" jingle | babybackribs.wav / 0:11 / 44.3 Kb |
| "So Austin, what's the future like..." | future.wav / 0:10 / 41.5 Kb |
| "You're one groovy baby, baby" | groovy.wav / 0:03 / 14.5 Kb |
| "...I'm even better off my feet" | feet.wav / 0:03 / 15.4 Kb |
| "...He fits easily into most overhead storage bins..." | createdinmyimage.wav / 0:20 / 80.8 Kb |
| "How does that feel baby..." | lower.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "Sexy man, sexy man..." | sexyman.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb |
| "I've turned the moon into what I like to call a death star..." | deathstar.wav / 0:15 / 59.0 Kb |
| "...We shall call it, the Alan Parsons Project..." | alanparsons.wav / 0:25 / 100 Kb |
| "...That is the most foul smelling thing ever..." | fbfloater.wav / 0:11 / 43.8 Kb |
| "I don't believe in science..." | instinct.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb |
| Austin mistakes Fat Bastard's stool sample for coffee | nutty.wav / 0:10 / 41.3 Kb |
| "...He bites..." | biter.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "...That amount of money doesn't even exist..." | 100billion.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| Dr. Evil says a bunch of phrases not out yet | talktohand.wav / 0:24 / 96.0 Kb |
| Dr. Evil sings his version of Joan Osborne's "One of Us" | oneofus.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "...I did what I had to do. I'm a secret agent..." | sleptwithfb.wav / 0:22 / 88.9 Kb |
| "...I've been a frickin' evil doctor for thirty frickin' years..." | cutslack.wav / 0:22 / 89.9 Kb |
| "...When the doors close, just say, 'Go'" | countdown30.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "It looks like a huge pecker..." | giantjohnson.wav / 0:30 / 117 Kb |
| "...The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling" | howdoit.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb |
| Austin's plan to get past a guard preventing him and Felicity from escaping being burned alive | pretendill.wav / 0:16 / 65.4 Kb |
| Austin makes a bunch of "burn" jokes | burn.wav / 0:13 / 53.4 Kb |
| "...If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I'd do..." | 10mininconsolable.wav / 0:10 / 41.2 Kb |
| "...Austin, I am your father..." | father.wav / 0:17 / 69.1 Kb |
| "The 70's and the 80's? You're not missing anything..." | 70s80s.wav / 0:09 / 37.4 Kb |
| "Once you've had fat, you never go back" | fat.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| Fat Bastard is not happy | nothappy.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |