| Band Camp Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...I'm going to prove to Steve that I'm up to the standards of the Stifmeister Productions..." | joinfambiz.wav / 0:23 / 92.1 Kb |
| "Time to initiate Operation Gradifuduation" | operation.wav / 0:03 / 13.2 Kb |
| "How they hangin'? Still small and perky, I see..." | small.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "You haven't said a word to me since the eighth grade..." | tone.wav / 0:05 / 23.3 Kb |
| "STIFLER!" | stifler.wav / 0:02 / 9.32 Kb |
| "...The band is just as important to school spirit as a football team..." | bandasimp.wav / 0:10 / 42.8 Kb |
| "...You've continued his legacy - tormenting the innocent..." | contlegacy.wav / 0:14 / 57.7 Kb |
| "...It's not too late to change your future" | changefuture.wav / 0:24 / 94.5 Kb |
| "Either you learn to be more considerate, or you will be expelled..." | no.wav / 0:18 / 71.3 Kb |
| Matt gets an idea to make a production to be known as Bandies Gone Wild | bandiesgonewild.wav / 0:27 / 109 Kb |
| "Are you a rookie?... Are you a dung roll?..." | dungroll.wav / 0:05 / 20.6 Kb |
| "...Who are they, Mr. President? The first lady and vice pansie?" | 1stladyvicepansie.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo" | clarinet.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "...With your elephant walks and circle jerks and drinking butt beer..." | tradition.wav / 0:14 / 56.8 Kb |
| "...Every day here, I'll make it my sincere goal not to have to kick your ass" | casadestifler.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "...This looks like my kind of game" | mygame.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| "...I've matured since the fourth grade, Matt, have you?..." | matured.wav / 0:08 / 34.0 Kb |
| "What if I took his beanie and put it on my weenie?..." | beanieweenie.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| "...Why would I want to earn their trust?" | earntrust.wav / 0:16 / 65.1 Kb |
| "I'm the Stifmeister, master of love and romance" | stifmeister.wav / 0:03 / 11.8 Kb |
| "...There's an anal sex association?... There's a space association?" | nasa.wav / 0:12 / 49.4 Kb |
| "Have you ever high stepped in double time?..." | highstepped.wav / 0:10 / 42.8 Kb |
| "...You have to do math?" | math.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "...Who'd your daddy hire to compose yours?" | compose.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "...I get what I want" | want.wav / 0:08 / 32.8 Kb |
| "...I think you were just born to squeeze sax and blow pipes, Stifler" | squeezeblow.wav / 0:11 / 43.6 Kb |
| "You're going down. No, I'm not, but your mom did last night..." | down.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| "...The time has come for Dr. Robot to get laid. Get laid?" | drrobotlaid.wav / 0:10 / 42.1 Kb |
| "...You don't have the balls for two or the tongue for three" | step4.wav / 0:08 / 33.9 Kb |
| "This one time at band camp, I hooked up with an oboe..." | oboe.wav / 0:13 / 54.3 Kb |
| "...Around me, you were regular old Matt, but around Steve and his friends, you were the Stifmeister..." | whotonight.wav / 0:16 / 64.8 Kb |
| "...That drummer's getting some?..." | oscarlaid.wav / 0:13 / 54.7 Kb |
| Matt's impersonation of the crocodile hunter | crochunter.wav / 0:12 / 50.8 Kb |
| "...Instruments in such odd places..." | overstimulated.wav / 0:21 / 85.1 Kb |
| "...I'm probably going to forget about you porking an oboe" | oboe2.wav / 0:06 / 25.3 Kb |
| "...When I get back, I'll be a million Stiflers lighter" | pornstar.wav / 0:07 / 28.3 Kb |
| "...It's a completely new formula - 100% Stiffy juice, SPF 69" | spf69.wav / 0:10 / 41.5 Kb |
| "Make some love music, you know, and then your notes will just come to you..." | lovemusic.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "...I don't lick my own balls. You would if you could. Oh yeah" | playingfetch.wav / 0:09 / 36.0 Kb |
| "...Okay, since we're having some big funny Oprah moment here, I'm sorry about your underwear..." | sorry.wav / 0:13 / 54.4 Kb |
| "...What are you, the Papatitzi?" | papatitzi.wav / 0:02 / 10.1 Kb |
| "...The unedited, unfiltered, and unbelievable Bandies Gone Wild..." | bandiesgonewild2.wav / 0:14 / 55.4 Kb |
| "...Robards needs talented musicians as much as we need talented donors" | best.wav / 0:15 / 59.5 Kb |
| "...The people Steve thought were his friends really didn't like him very much..." | wanttolike.wav / 0:15 / 61.6 Kb |
| "...Guess little bro's quitting the family business..." | deletedit.wav / 0:13 / 52.5 Kb |
| "...You ain't never gonna be a gangsta" | notgangsta.wav / 0:11 / 43.5 Kb |
| "Dude, the purple puke was an accident..." | orangedrink.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
Band Camp stars Tad Hilgenbrink, Arielle Kebbel, and Jason Earles. This movie focuses
on the antics of Matt Stifler (Hilgenbrink), who is trying to enter the family business of
making films similar to Girls Gone Wild. He also is a junior in high school, about to
go on summer vacation, and he is a prankster; he narrowly escapes getting caught putting
pepper spray on the high school band's instruments prior to its graduation performance.
However, the pepper spray leaks onto his genitals, and he gets traced to the pepper spray
incident when the curtain in the auditorium falls, revealing him trying to wash off the pepper
spray in the water fountain. Elyse (Kebbel), the band's leader, demands that the school punish
Matt, as she thinks they let him get away with anything because he's the school's star football
player. The school then threatens to expel Matt unless he goes to band camp over the summer to
bond with the band members. However, when he gets there, he initially is not favored highly
among the band members, especially since he is always getting his band group in trouble.