| Beavis and Butthead Do America Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before..." | sucks.wav / 0:06 / 24.7 Kb |
| "...Entertain us, anus, oh yeah" | anus.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "That was cool. No, it wasn't. Uh, oh yeah" | cool.wav / 0:05 / 21.8 Kb |
| "...We're here to look at the TV. Oh, Tom didn't tell me it was broken. Go on in" | lookattv.wav / 0:09 / 38.3 Kb |
| "...The TV ain't broken. Uh, yeah it is" | tvbroken.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| "...I need TV. I need TV now. Damn it!" | needtv.wav / 0:08 / 33.4 Kb |
| "...This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us..." | paidtoscore.wav / 0:19 / 74.5 Kb |
| "...She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas. Cool" | sluts.wav / 0:27 / 109 Kb |
| "I poop too much..." | pooptoomuch.wav / 0:09 / 37.3 Kb |
| Beavis becomes "Cornholio" | cornholio.wav / 0:08 / 33.9 Kb |
| "...These dudes have the same name as us. Whoa, really? We should party" | samenames.wav / 0:22 / 86.9 Kb |
| "Hey baby, are we, like, gonna do it?..." | doit.wav / 0:09 / 38.6 Kb |
| "...Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chic. Aaah" | doaguy.wav / 0:13 / 54.6 Kb |
| "...We didn't score yet... Me, I took a beating. Cool" | beating.wav / 0:11 / 43.8 Kb |
| "What's your last name, dear? Uh, Head. My first name's Butt" | butthead.wav / 0:05 / 23.3 Kb |
| "...We're at the Hoover Dam. Um, no no, we're in Washington. Yeah, we're gonna score now!" | hooverdam.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb |
| "...They need some shows about fire" | fire.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb |
| "...It's like the poop's coming out of the ass of the ass. Yeah" | ass.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| Beavis and Butthead are not impressed by the Old Faithful geyser at Yellowstone National Park | notmuch.wav / 0:17 / 70.2 Kb |
| "Welcome to the Petrified Forest..." | wood.wav / 0:10 / 41.9 Kb |
| "...This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here..." | 711.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "...My butt and your butt" | butt.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| "...Never end a sentence with a preposition..." | whacking.wav / 0:19 / 76.1 Kb |
| "...I think I'm freaking out..." | freakingout.wav / 0:21 / 84.7 Kb |
| "Any last words before I kill you?..." | lastwords.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb |
| "...Just start running really fast as soon as you hit the ground. It'll work" | fast.wav / 0:07 / 27.8 Kb |
| "...After we score, maybe we could go see Hole" | washington.wav / 0:14 / 57.8 Kb |
| "Attention, attention, we are looking for the chic with big boobs..." | attention.wav / 0:14 / 54.8 Kb |
| "...We're never gonna score. We're never gonna score" | neverscore.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| "...You don't have anything on us, and you know it..." | bookem.wav / 0:09 / 37.4 Kb |
| "...In this lobby, will there be teepee, for my bumhole?" | teepee.wav / 0:11 / 43.3 Kb |
| "...I have no bumhole..." | nobumhole.wav / 0:07 / 31.2 Kb |
| Beavis (as "Cornholio") calls the war room using the U.S. President's phone | defcon4.wav / 0:18 / 74.3 Kb |
| "Hey, baby, I noticed you have braces. I have braces too" | braces.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "...My unit? In my pants" | unit.wav / 0:07 / 29.1 Kb |
| "I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search... Don't stop 'til you reach the back of his teeth" | cavitysearch.wav / 0:07 / 27.9 Kb |
| "...For there is but one bumhole - the almighty bumhole" | onebumhole.wav / 0:09 / 36.3 Kb |
| "Say, Chief, isn't that the guy whose camper they were whacking..." | whacking2.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "...We need some teepee and some, what did he say?" | teepee2.wav / 0:16 / 66.2 Kb |
| "...We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes..." | bureauofatf.wav / 0:24 / 93.9 Kb |
| "Hey, Butthead, do you think we're ever gonna score?..." | score.wav / 0:10 / 40.1 Kb |