| Beerfest Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...Now, I will never know what happens on The Young and the Restless." *laughs* | youngandrestless.wav / 0:11 / 44.0 Kb |
| "Mother, I always knew you would outlive me." | outlive.wav / 0:04 / 16.8 Kb |
| "...I reckon you're taking the 'fest' out of Oktoberfest..." | 99bottles.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| "Where are we going, Mr. Spittelspackel?..." | spittelspackel.wav / 0:02 / 11.0 Kb |
| Jan and Todd have stumbled into Beerfest | beerfest.wav / 0:18 / 70.6 Kb |
| "...You go. I'm never leaving this place." | neverleaving.wav / 0:06 / 25.7 Kb |
| "...That's no shoe. That's Das Boot..." | dasboot.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "...You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest." | nooutsiders.wav / 0:07 / 30.4 Kb |
| "...Gam Gam a whore? Obviously, there's a translation problem here." | whore.wav / 0:16 / 65.7 Kb |
| "Instead of having Deutschland's greatest beer, we merely have fourth best..." | 4thbest.wav / 0:10 / 42.1 Kb |
| Why Americans are not accepted at Beerfest | noamericans.wav / 0:16 / 64.9 Kb |
| "You guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh?..." | drinkers.wav / 0:04 / 19.3 Kb |
| "...You want our best two? Yeah, how about our worst two, right?" | worst2.wav / 0:14 / 56.4 Kb |
| "...Go back, and get a BJ from your great grandma, on me." | bj.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "...I accidentally walked into a wall..." | berlinwall.wav / 0:05 / 21.6 Kb |
| "...They want a war. We'll give 'em a war they won't believe." | war.wav / 0:16 / 64.5 Kb |
| Landfill was fired from his job at the brewery because he had been drinking beer from the assembly line | fired.wav / 0:06 / 24.5 Kb |
| "Somebody did die that day [Landfill was fired] - me..." | idied.wav / 0:10 / 42.6 Kb |
| "Stroke it. Stroke it. Stroke it hard." | stroke.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "We're extracting frog gamete for cloning trials. You're jerking him off." | jerkoff.wav / 0:03 / 15.5 Kb |
| "I'm published in four journals. Yeah, what? Toad Load Weekly?" | toadload.wav / 0:03 / 12.9 Kb |
| "...Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?..." | badrinath.wav / 0:14 / 56.4 Kb |
| "...What's a ZJ? If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it." | zj.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| "...$25. No no no, you'd be training with us over the next year. Thirty. $30." | 30bucks.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "...No one leaves here until we finish every single last drop." | drinklotsofbeer.wav / 0:23 / 92.2 Kb |
| "...The guy that brought us there - they killed him." | supersecret.wav / 0:08 / 32.8 Kb |
| "...Some of my best friends are whores. Yeah, we know." | whore2.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| "If you can drink ram's piss, you can drink almost anything." | ramspiss.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "...Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years. Would you say it's their oldest profession? Shut up, Landfill." | oldestprof.wav / 0:12 / 49.2 Kb |
| Landfill mocks Fink's lecture on how "Das Boot" works | frustrating.wav / 0:29 / 113 Kb |
| What Landfill, Fink, and Barry have to say about the secret German beer recipe | bestbeer.wav / 0:08 / 34.4 Kb |
| "...Don't shoot the messenger. Don't worry, we're not going to shoot you." | dontshoot.wav / 0:10 / 42.8 Kb |
| "How about a little sex on the beach?..." | sexonbeach.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb |
| "I'm drunk, you're drunk, everybody's drunk." | drunk.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...Is [Operation Recipe Retrieve] the title we all agreed on?..." | opnames.wav / 0:27 / 109 Kb |
| Landfill almost spills it to his wife that he's practicing for Beerfest | practicing.wav / 0:16 / 65.0 Kb |
| "Those are euros. What's that like - pesos?..." | euros.wav / 0:10 / 42.0 Kb |
| "Time to scheisse or get off ze crapper." | scheisse.wav / 0:02 / 8.81 Kb |
| "...Somehow, I cloned a batch of monkey frogs..." | monkeyfrogs.wav / 0:15 / 61.4 Kb |
| Part of Landfill's eulogy, delivered by Fink | lfeulogy.wav / 0:26 / 102 Kb |
| "We are all whores in some way." | allwhores.wav / 0:03 / 12.2 Kb |
| "...I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass..." | paddleupass.wav / 0:17 / 66.6 Kb |
| "...I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass." | upass.wav / 0:06 / 25.9 Kb |
| Jan, Todd, Barry, and Fink meet Landfill's twin brother, Gil | gil.wav / 0:15 / 58.8 Kb |
| "Landfill Two, you are twice the man Landfill One was." | landfill2.wav / 0:03 / 15.1 Kb |
| "...Technically, you haven't been training. Can it, college boy..." | collegeboy.wav / 0:09 / 37.1 Kb |
| "I got a cowboy on one side and an Indian on the other; it's like the Wild West." | wildwest.wav / 0:02 / 10.1 Kb |
| "We came here to drink some beer..." | drink.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "...I'm sorry, what, what time?... Do you know what he's saying?" | whatsaying.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "...It's all about fluid dynamics and quantum bubblenautics..." | beatboot.wav / 0:11 / 43.2 Kb |
| "We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you." | wipe.wav / 0:02 / 9.93 Kb |
| "...You can pork my wife anytime." | pork.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb |
| "...We're the bad guys, and they're the good guys, and I'll be damned if we're gonna let the good guys win..." | goodguys.wav / 0:26 / 102 Kb |
| "We already have the recipe... You are holding the recipe for a low carb strawberry beer..." | strawberry.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...One, we're not babies, and, two, we're not that drunk..." | notthatdrunk.wav / 0:18 / 72.0 Kb |