| Bewitched Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "I want to argue about paint..." | paint.wav / 0:04 / 17.6 Kb |
| "...Women sleep with them, so it's not really a problem" | instantgrat.wav / 0:15 / 60.1 Kb |
| What Isabel's father thinks love is about | love.wav / 0:12 / 48.0 Kb |
| "The important this is..." | important.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb |
| "...I don't want to be the mayor of Pussytown..." | mayorofpssytwn.wav / 0:11 / 44.2 Kb |
| Jack demands a bunch of ridiculous luxuries from the Bewitched producers | jwdemands.wav / 0:25 / 100 Kb |
| "Jack Wyatt says, 'Get it done, y'all'..." | getitdone.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb |
| "...If I can act, you can act" | act.wav / 0:12 / 47.4 Kb |
| "...Acting's better than normal. You get to pretend to be normal..." | betterthannormal.wav / 0:22 / 89.6 Kb |
| "...You're giving it up. Who told you? You're about to, on the next page..." | notawitch.wav / 0:21 / 84.9 Kb |
| Jack asks Isabel questions about being a witch (for the show) | witchquestions.wav / 0:28 / 109 Kb |
| "...My father would never approve" | beyondmortal.wav / 0:07 / 31.0 Kb |
| "...Anything you say, Jerry. Jack..." | jerry.wav / 0:12 / 47.9 Kb |
| "...He's a moron/idiot..." | moronidiot.wav / 0:14 / 55.1 Kb |
| "I'm Darrin! How did this happen?" | darrin.wav / 0:03 / 12.4 Kb |
| "...Think of it this way: It's less to memorize..." | cutlines.wav / 0:10 / 40.8 Kb |
| "...He tricked me, because he is a self centered has-been..." | trickedme.wav / 0:14 / 57.9 Kb |
| "...I will die if I do not have him back..." | downanotch.wav / 0:20 / 80.8 Kb |
| "...You shall lick my face, and I shall lick your snout" | whereart.wav / 0:16 / 65.2 Kb |
| "Where's my dog..." (in a gay tone of voice) | gaytone.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb |
| "...I'm going to have to blame the wardrobe department..." | pointfingers.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| Nina's (Isabel's neighbor) plan to get Jack to quit Bewitched | makejackquit.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "...I am quitting tomorrow and I'll do something else..." | polishingfruit.wav / 0:07 / 29.2 Kb |
| "There's only one problem with a hex..." | hex.wav / 0:23 / 92.9 Kb |
| "...I feel like I believe in unicorns" | ifeel.wav / 0:07 / 30.0 Kb |
| "Isabel-bo-bel..." | isabel.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| "Jack Wyatt is a real tool..." | tool.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb |
| Jack really wants to kiss Isabel | kissher.wav / 0:20 / 78.4 Kb |
| "...There is no deep down" | deepdown.wav / 0:07 / 29.1 Kb |
| "You look stunning. No, ravishing..." | astunishing.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| Jack thinks everything about Isabel is amazing | amazing.wav / 0:25 / 98.7 Kb |
| "We're about to kiss, aren't we..." | narrator.wav / 0:05 / 19.7 Kb |
| "Jack, Jack-fo-fack..." | jack.wav / 0:07 / 27.9 Kb |
| "Were the people in the test group high..." | high.wav / 0:12 / 50.7 Kb |
| "...Then, call my cable man" | agent.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb |
| "...You called me out on all my crap. It was just great..." | calledmeout.wav / 0:22 / 86.1 Kb |
| "...He's being a jerk" | jerk.wav / 0:21 / 84.1 Kb |
| "...Once you show up on a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven..." | golfcart.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| Jack and Isabel do their "yikes" expressions | yikes.wav / 0:15 / 61.3 Kb |
| "...Ding ding ding, correct answer" | wantmoremoney.wav / 0:11 / 43.6 Kb |
| Isabel uses her magic to break up Sheila (Jack's ex-wife) and Jack for good | sheilamoving.wav / 0:28 / 110 Kb |
| "From now on, everyone tells the truth..." | truth.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...But in the morning, I will not get 90% of your jokes..." | inthemorning.wav / 0:13 / 53.2 Kb |
| Isabel tells Jack she is a witch, and Jack tells Isabel he's a Clippers fan | witchclippersfan.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| "...Am I going to get pregnant..." | pregnant.wav / 0:06 / 24.6 Kb |
| "...Last night, I ate three burritos and smashed every dish in my house" | fine.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "...I don't know what's real or what's the TV show" | realortv.wav / 0:12 / 47.6 Kb |
| "...Who's calling who not real" | notreal.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb |
| "...Who wants to be with a witch?" | neverknow.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "Oh, I'm about to be killed by a fictional character..." | killedbyfiction.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb |
| "...But I choose you. Honestly, I think you made a mistake..." | chooseyou.wav / 0:11 / 44.8 Kb |
Bewitched stars Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell. This movie is based on the classic
television series of the same name. In this movie, Isabel Bigelow (Kidman) is a witch who wants
to be normal. She moves from her own dimension to Hollywood and attempts to use her spells to
get her way as much as possible, although she finds she can't completely quit the spellcasting.
When she is in Hollywood, she runs into a failing movie actor Jack Wyatt (Ferrell), who is set
to star as Darrin in a remake of the old television show Bewitched. As part of his
contract, Jack gets to choose who will play Samantha, the witch and Darrin's wife. Since
Samantha is, in fact, a witch, Jack is not hesitant to ask Isabel to play Samantha, and Isabel
accepts, despite that she's never acted before. At first, Isabel finds Jack very self-centered,
but after Isabel totally chews Jack out in front of the Bewitched producers and his
agent, Jack takes an interest in Isabel, and soon, like on the television show, the two fall in
love. However, Jack does not know that Isabel is a real witch, and Isabel does not know if she
can keep her secret from Jack forever, yet she does not think Jack can accept the fact that she
is a real witch. However, the truth is eventually known, and it threatens to tear Jack and
Isabel apart forever.