| Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "I'd like you to meet today's most non-bogus guest speakers" | nonbogus.wav / 0:03 / 14.6 Kb |
| "...Time will tell. Time has told..." | time.wav / 0:09 / 38.5 Kb |
| "...We're total metalheads" | metalheads.wav / 0:04 / 17.8 Kb |
| "...Well, they're from Medieval England. Ted, shut up. Uh, Medieval England, IA" | medieval.wav / 0:23 / 91.8 Kb |
| "If you were me, would you put you guys on?..." | putguyson.wav / 0:24 / 94.6 Kb |
| "...Then you'll be your own stepdad" | ownstepdad.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| "As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life..." | forestoflife.wav / 0:18 / 70.6 Kb |
| "Not bad. Yeah, let's make it bad" | bad.wav / 0:04 / 16.6 Kb |
| "...At least they're not dating our dads..." | chaste.wav / 0:10 / 41.3 Kb |
| "I totally fooled those other usses..." | fooled.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "This is most non, non-haneous" | nonhaneous.wav / 0:03 / 15.7 Kb |
| "...How many fingers am I about to hold up? Three..." | fingers.wav / 0:08 / 31.9 Kb |
| "I gotta remember to be more considerate towards myself when I become him" | considerate.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "...Here's the truth - we're totally gonna kill you now..." | killyou.wav / 0:15 / 59.6 Kb |
| "I totally loogied on that good dead me. Yeah!" | loogied.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "...No one has ever won" | challenge.wav / 0:20 / 81.2 Kb |
| "...We used to be pussweeds, but now we're metal..." | metal.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "...I totally possessed my dad" | possessed.wav / 0:18 / 70.5 Kb |
| "...I got really hungry being dead" | donuts.wav / 0:08 / 35.0 Kb |
| Ted's mom and her friends summon Bill and Ted's spirits | spirits.wav / 0:29 / 113 Kb |
| "We got totally lied to by our album covers, man" | liedto.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "...Dude, we're already dead..." | megadeth.wav / 0:09 / 36.4 Kb |
| "There's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups" | infinity.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "Choose your eternity..." | choose.wav / 0:12 / 47.6 Kb |
| "How are we gonna fight those other usses?..." | fightus.wav / 0:08 / 32.6 Kb |
| "...Make good robot usses?" | goodrobotusses.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb |
| "Ted? What? Don't fear the Reaper. I heard that" | dontfear.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| "...Dude, we're in big trouble" | trouble.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| What Bill and Ted think the meaning of life is | life.wav / 0:17 / 68.6 Kb |
| "...Not to mention your other great planets..." | planets.wav / 0:13 / 54.4 Kb |
| "Hey, tell my body to get over here and get me" | body.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| "...You made us, dude" | madeus.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "Did you assume that the most brilliant scientist in the entire universe would be from Earth?" | scientist.wav / 0:07 / 28.4 Kb |
| "...I guess we get to kill them again. Excellent!" | killagain.wav / 0:11 / 46.6 Kb |
| "How's it going, good robot Bill?..." | goodrobotbill.wav / 0:03 / 15.5 Kb |
| "...We're going to kill them at the finale. Hmmm, well, good luck gentlemen" | killthem.wav / 0:07 / 27.7 Kb |
| "...What about me?... Okay, Death..." | whataboutme.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "...You got an excellently huge Martian butt..." | hugebutt.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "...Reaping burns a lot of calories" | reaping.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb |
| "We're Wyld Stallyns. No dudes, we're Wyld Stallyns..." | nowerews.wav / 0:13 / 51.6 Kb |
| "...After we get away from this guy, we use the booth..." | setup.wav / 0:29 / 113 Kb |
| "...Would anyone else have let you in this contest? No" | letin.wav / 0:09 / 35.4 Kb |
| "...That was a fast sixteen months of intensive guitar training, dude" | 16months.wav / 0:18 / 74.1 Kb |
| "...The dude who can make one word mean anything, Station!" | station.wav / 0:10 / 39.3 Kb |
| "...The man with no tan, please say hello to Death himself..." | grimreaper.wav / 0:11 / 44.8 Kb |
| "...Sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper" | dance.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "We've been to the past. We've been to the future. We've been all around the afterlife..." | herenow.wav / 0:19 / 76.2 Kb |