| Black Sheep Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| Mike tells some dogs to stop chasing his van | dogs.wav / 0:12 / 47.1 Kb |
| Mike describes a dream he had the night before | dream.wav / 0:19 / 76.5 Kb |
| "...You mad because you found out the new kid got an arm?" | gotarm.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| Mike plays a trick on the new kid at the rec center | brokenose.wav / 0:11 / 43.9 Kb |
| "...You should work up to that; it kind of leaves you nowhere to go" | nowhere.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "JUST POP THE HOOD!! PLEASE!!" | pophood.wav / 0:03 / 13.2 Kb |
| "Donnelly's brother is like..." | donsbrother.wav / 0:05 / 22.0 Kb |
| "...You touch it. I will if you will" | touchit.wav / 0:09 / 35.4 Kb |
| "...Bats are attracted to light... That's moths, you dumbass..." | moths.wav / 0:11 / 43.5 Kb |
| Steve is trying to kill a bat that has latched itself onto Mike's back | hitbat.wav / 0:19 / 74.8 Kb |
| "Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass" | nozzle.wav / 0:02 / 9.11 Kb |
| "...Next time, I don't go down so easily..." | piledriver.wav / 0:17 / 70.4 Kb |
| "...I'm the only person on Earth who knows where you can find white mud..." | mudcrud.wav / 0:15 / 59.7 Kb |
| Mike is afraid of snakes | snakes.wav / 0:13 / 51.2 Kb |
| "HELLO, WASHINGTON!!" | hello.wav / 0:02 / 10.1 Kb |
| "...It's kind of easy to win when you, um, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW" | backrow.wav / 0:11 / 46.7 Kb |
| "...I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants..." | pudding.wav / 0:08 / 32.8 Kb |
| "...How's the weather up there, buddy? SHUT UP..." | upthere.wav / 0:13 / 54.7 Kb |
| "Young fella, I'm going to twist off your head... unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW" | move.wav / 0:14 / 55.9 Kb |
| "I never touched the stuff; there's enough in the air here to get everybody high..." | nostuff.wav / 0:09 / 35.7 Kb |
| "...He ain't the governor; he's running for governor" | governor.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb |
| "You gotta fight for your right to vote" | fight.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| "...One giant - I have a dream" | step.wav / 0:05 / 22.0 Kb |
| "...Don't agree with me, it just pisses me off more" | blackangel.wav / 0:06 / 27.1 Kb |
| "It's over. Are you talking about your brother's election hopes or just my career?" | over.wav / 0:03 / 13.6 Kb |
| "...What are we going to do - hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head?" | watchit.wav / 0:08 / 32.3 Kb |
| "...I met this guy - nobody is home" | nobodyhome.wav / 0:03 / 14.6 Kb |
| "This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky, and Jan Brady all rolled into one" | leatherchucky.wav / 0:04 / 17.1 Kb |
| "...Maybe he could have afforded a couch with less urine on it" | lessurine.wav / 0:04 / 18.0 Kb |
| "...I agreed with that statement when she made it in her first campaign for governor over eight years ago" | agree.wav / 0:19 / 75.0 Kb |
| "...How far does the acorn fall from the tree, or should I say, nut?" | nut.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "...The war's over. You can punch out now..." | warsover.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...My best friends call me cash" | cash.wav / 0:05 / 21.6 Kb |
| "...These guys think we're real cops. Ha ha ha ha" | realcops.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "...I just chunked in my pants" | chunk.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb |
| "Man, that was weird; that bug was coming at me; I totally connected eyes with him..." | bug.wav / 0:16 / 63.3 Kb |
| "Everything's cool; I'll just go the speed limit, limit, limit..." | limit.wav / 0:06 / 26.2 Kb |
| Mike was driving only seven miles an hour on the highway | 7mph.wav / 0:18 / 70.6 Kb |
| "...Ro-ads, roads" | roads.wav / 0:06 / 26.5 Kb |
| "...Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses" | banginghorses.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| "Oh, I'm surprised we can't count on a guy that lives in a school bus surrounded by land mines" | cantcount.wav / 0:04 / 16.9 Kb |
| "Nobody move, or Steve Dodds gets it..." | stevedodds.wav / 0:10 / 41.5 Kb |
| "We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm gonna screw her" | screwher.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb |
| "There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this..." | allher.wav / 0:13 / 52.2 Kb |