| Clerks Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| A chewing gum representative talks someone out of buying cigarettes (and into buying gum) | gum.wav / 0:13 / 51.6 Kb |
| "I hate guys. I love women!" | lovewomen.wav / 0:02 / 11.6 Kb |
| "...Would you give somebody that much each week to kill you?..." | 53dllrsweek.wav / 0:29 / 117 Kb |
| "...Let me tell you about another group of hate mongerers that were just following orders - they were called Nazis..." | nazis.wav / 0:15 / 61.6 Kb |
| "...Cancer merchant, cancer merchant" | cancermerchant.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb |
| "...People start throwing cigarettes at me. At least they weren't lit" | werentlit.wav / 0:04 / 19.3 Kb |
| "I'm not even supposed to be here today" | notbehere.wav / 0:02 / 8.20 Kb |
| "...People see money on the counter and no one around, they think they're being watched" | watched.wav / 0:18 / 70.5 Kb |
| "...You want to have sex or something? Can we? Really? No, I was just kidding" | havesex.wav / 0:07 / 28.2 Kb |
| "...You've only slept with three different people? I'm not the pig you are" | pig.wav / 0:16 / 65.4 Kb |
| "I went down on a few guys..." | faithful.wav / 0:12 / 47.2 Kb |
| "I'd like to get paid to sit on my ass and watch TV" | paidtosit.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "...What, like he's some air traffic controller? Actually, that's his night job" | resteyes.wav / 0:10 / 42.4 Kb |
| "...Man, I hate it when I can't rent videos..." | cantrent.wav / 0:16 / 65.6 Kb |
| "Shit, if I had known you were here, I'd have come even later" | comelater.wav / 0:02 / 10.6 Kb |
| "...Shocking abuse of authority" | abuse.wav / 0:07 / 29.2 Kb |
| "I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class..." | irule.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb |
| "...Chic only made you nuts | nuts.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| What high school was about | highschool.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| Dante finds out Caitlin, his ex-girlfriend, is to be married | caitlin.wav / 0:16 / 63.3 Kb |
| Dante hopes the article about Caitlin marrying an Asian design major is a misprint | misprint.wav / 0:19 / 75.7 Kb |
| "...Any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted death star were innocent victims..." | innocentvictims.wav / 0:07 / 28.9 Kb |
| "Any contractor working on that death star knew the risk involved..." | knewrisk.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| Randal says nobody's said anything about two movies, then says the same two movies suck | noattention.wav / 0:20 / 79.8 Kb |
| "...You're not allowed to rent here anymore. YEAH" | lastrent.wav / 0:06 / 23.6 Kb |
| "You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie" | 9.wav / 0:04 / 18.7 Kb |
| "I can do without the people in the video store..." | all.wav / 0:03 / 15.6 Kb |
| "Do you have that one with that guy..." | that.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...I gotta drink this coffee hot?" | coffee.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "I don't back down. You always back down..." | backdown.wav / 0:08 / 34.9 Kb |
| "...As if we're suddenly going to have a run on Gatorade" | gatorade.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "Hey, are there any balls down there?..." | balls.wav / 0:04 / 17.2 Kb |
| A customer wants to use soft toilet paper in the bathroom | toiletpaper.wav / 0:26 / 105 Kb |
| "You hate people. But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?" | ironic.wav / 0:03 / 12.4 Kb |
| "...How many people ever come to the store at Four on a Saturday?" | 4onsat.wav / 0:03 / 15.7 Kb |
| "...I want to go to a good video store so I can get a good movie" | rentgoodmovie.wav / 0:14 / 56.0 Kb |
| "...Playing hockey and attending wakes, these practices are standard operating procedure?" | cruelandunusual.wav / 0:13 / 53.8 Kb |
| "If title dictated my behavior... I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy, but I did" | title.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "...If I had to work here all day, I'd be bloated and out of shape too..." | outofshape.wav / 0:11 / 44.0 Kb |
| "...You prefer drastic measures to rational ones" | drastic.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "...If I'm so nuts about you, then why am I having sex with an Asian design major?" | sexwithadr.wav / 0:07 / 30.9 Kb |
| "...How about the Caitlin Bree 'walk on the boardwalk then get naked somewhere kind of private' date? I hear that's kind of a popular date" | getnaked.wav / 0:12 / 50.1 Kb |
| "...As opposed to the hundreds of other children you've sold cigarettes while working here" | soldcigstokids.wav / 0:10 / 42.0 Kb |
| "...They don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." | cheat.wav / 0:05 / 22.7 Kb |
| "...You work in a convenience store, Dante, and badly, I might add. I work in a shitty video store, badly as well" | workbadly.wav / 0:25 / 99.4 Kb |
| "Here comes Randall. He's a berserker" | berserker.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
Clerks stars Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson. In this movie, Dante Hicks (O'Halloran)
is a clerk at the Quick Stop, a local convenience store in Leonardo, NJ. One morning, Dante is
called in to work on his day off because another employee supposedly called in sick. He is
only supposed to work until noon, and he goes in because he thinks he'll be off in time for his
afternoon hockey game, but ends up working all the way to close because nobody else ever shows
up to relieve him (he closes the store to play hockey anyway). Dante also appears he is stuck
in a rut - he is unhappy with his post in life but lacks the ambition to change. Meanwhile, his
best friend, Randal Graves (Anderson), is a clerk in the video store next door, and he claims
he accepts his spot in life, although he tends to show up late and is not very good with the
customers (for instance, he gives two different opinions of the same movie when a customer
tests him; he was not paying attention). During the course of their work day, the two converse
about many things, such as Star Wars and Dante's ex-girlfriend, and they observe a few
interesting things as well, such as a man testing eggs and a woman going through milk to find
the one with the latest expiration date. They even find out that Dante's ex-girlfriend had sex
with a dead man in the Quick Stop bathroom, believing it to be Dante!