| Detroit Rock City Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...The devil's body count, that's what's up" | whatsup.wav / 0:02 / 10.1 Kb |
| "...Why would I have Donny and Marie?" | carpdonmarie.wav / 0:10 / 42.5 Kb |
| "If you've been partying or playing that Satanic Kiss music..." | consequences.wav / 0:12 / 49.2 Kb |
| "I hate stellas about as much as I hate dogs..." | stellas.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "...She gives you shit and you take it" | giveandtake.wav / 0:06 / 24.3 Kb |
| "...That's some sick shit right there, man..." | sick.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb |
| "...You are no longer content merely hearing their awful music and looking at photos of their horrific faces..." | touchevil.wav / 0:19 / 76.7 Kb |
| "...If you can think of a better reason to trash a girl's bathroom, I'd sure like to hear it" | trashgirlsroom.wav / 0:13 / 53.9 Kb |
| "...I'm taking a leak in my pants..." | leakinpants.wav / 0:20 / 80.9 Kb |
| "...I'm just going through the motions until I'm old enough to drop out anyway" | gothroughmotions.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "I noticed the trays match your outfits..." | match.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "...Here you are, Jeremiah. Here to stay" | heretostay.wav / 0:18 / 72.0 Kb |
| "...It finally speaks..." | speaks.wav / 0:09 / 38.5 Kb |
| "I just heard you talking through my nose..." | nosedrums.wav / 0:06 / 25.9 Kb |
| "...Satan, Santa, whoa, they're the same letters..." | satansanta.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "We're not going to be opening for anybody until our lead singer gets over his stage fright..." | stagefright.wav / 0:14 / 57.7 Kb |
| "Only a car full of stellas and guidos..." | stellasguidos.wav / 0:04 / 17.6 Kb |
| "Can we try and leave Kiss out of it?..." | leavekissout.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| "...If the lesson is that you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut..." | lesson.wav / 0:11 / 43.9 Kb |
| "...We'll deserve it too, won't we?" | kickasses.wav / 0:10 / 42.9 Kb |
| "...You greasy disco ball" | greasy.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb |
| "...They make scary movies that start out like that..." | scarymovies.wav / 0:10 / 42.5 Kb |
| "Your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock and roll..." | rocknroll.wav / 0:13 / 52.2 Kb |
| "What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids?..." | tease.wav / 0:07 / 30.2 Kb |
| "If it's one thing Kiss will never do..." | nokissdisco.wav / 0:03 / 13.5 Kb |
| "...That last remark fell about thirty yards away from making any sense whatsoever" | lastremark.wav / 0:12 / 47.4 Kb |
| Hawk, Trip, Lex, and Jam find out Trip did not actually win the Kiss tickets | hangup.wav / 0:17 / 70.0 Kb |
| "...You think the cops are going to waste city dollars on a Swedish car?" | wastecitydollars.wav / 0:09 / 36.0 Kb |
| "...Why don't you give Albert Einstein here the Nobel Prize?" | beatupkids.wav / 0:12 / 50.0 Kb |
| "...I'm talking about Detroit Rock City, brother" | detroitrockcity.wav / 0:18 / 71.0 Kb |
| "You wanna dance, or..." | dance.wav / 0:04 / 17.8 Kb |
| "...My brother's hanging on to it for safe keeping. Please, let me get him for you..." | chongo.wav / 0:20 / 80.1 Kb |
| "...I said, 'Hey little kid, you know where I can take a piss?'" | piss.wav / 0:10 / 39.2 Kb |
| "Our next amateur has a name like a bird..." | swallow.wav / 0:05 / 21.3 Kb |
| "...I know how I can get the money. I just figured it out, man..." | 200bucks.wav / 0:23 / 91.6 Kb |
| "...I suggest you try to think of something a little juicier to confess than losing Kiss tickets" | confess.wav / 0:22 / 88.5 Kb |
| "...Don't worry ladies, I'm not competing. If I did, you'd want your money back" | moneyback.wav / 0:07 / 30.8 Kb |
| Trip's conscience speaks to him (with the voices of Lex, Hawk, and Jam) | shutup.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "Hey scumbag, drop it or I'll blow your head off..." | dropit.wav / 0:08 / 32.4 Kb |
| "Give me your gun, boy..." | gun.wav / 0:07 / 29.6 Kb |
| "...They call me Dr. Love" | drlove.wav / 0:03 / 15.1 Kb |
| "...You are not going to believe what she was wearing underneath..." | underwear.wav / 0:22 / 86.5 Kb |
| "...I know a dance we can do - the horizontal hustle" | horizhustle.wav / 0:11 / 46.9 Kb |
| "...If I see Dr. Love again anytime soon..." | drlove2.wav / 0:09 / 35.6 Kb |
| "...I've been in trouble for the last twelve hours, HELLO" | trouble.wav / 0:09 / 35.4 Kb |
| "I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth" | lostvirginity.wav / 0:03 / 13.6 Kb |
| "...It was all bad, man" | badluck.wav / 0:05 / 19.9 Kb |
| Jam's last idea on how to get in to see Kiss | beatselvesup.wav / 0:12 / 50.7 Kb |