| Fun with Dick and Jane Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...Okay, I made that last part up" | globodyne.wav / 0:13 / 52.6 Kb |
| "...Beamer, sit, stay, play dead..." | mercedesbeamer.wav / 0:13 / 52.6 Kb |
| "The big boys want to see you upstairs. Which floor?..." | 51st.wav / 0:08 / 35.0 Kb |
| "I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe..." | believe.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb |
| "Dick Harper, Dick Harper..." | dickharper.wav / 0:11 / 45.8 Kb |
| "Yeah, you have a nickname?..." | squirt.wav / 0:09 / 36.9 Kb |
| Dick finds out Jack has dumped his shares of Globodyne stock | ceodumpstock.wav / 0:24 / 97.7 Kb |
| Dick pronounces "statistics" funny | statistics.wav / 0:03 / 12.2 Kb |
| "...We took our shifting losses..." | profitsdebt.wav / 0:20 / 80.0 Kb |
| "...I wasn't fired; Globodyne tanked" | tanked.wav / 0:15 / 61.6 Kb |
| "Billy, tell your father he's a winner..." | winner.wav / 0:05 / 21.4 Kb |
| "...We've all had to make sacrifices..." | sacrifices.wav / 0:12 / 50.4 Kb |
| "...Sure, I could stop calling" | noopenings.wav / 0:10 / 40.1 Kb |
| "...I just saw you spazz out MoneyLife..." | pullingadick.wav / 0:24 / 94.6 Kb |
| "...Now Billy is looking at the glass half full" | halffull.wav / 0:09 / 37.2 Kb |
| Jane is worried she and Dick will lose their house | losehouse.wav / 0:21 / 83.6 Kb |
| "I could sell you my pee for $100..." | sellpee.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb |
| "...I was born doing that" | borndoingthat.wav / 0:11 / 46.6 Kb |
| "...We'll call your wife, Yane..." | yane.wav / 0:08 / 35.1 Kb |
| Jane and Dick make bird noises | birdcalls.wav / 0:03 / 13.3 Kb |
| "...We got screwed, over and over again, hon" | screwed.wav / 0:12 / 49.9 Kb |
| "We're all just cavemen trying to protect our little patch of land..." | cavemen.wav / 0:06 / 25.1 Kb |
| "Let's do it before, you know..." | doit.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| "Don't forget to kill the witnesses, hon" | killwitnesses.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb |
| "...I had a slushee and I didn't even pay for it" | slushee.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "...I'm married, that's what's wrong with me" | married.wav / 0:03 / 14.4 Kb |
| "...We're crazy people, and I'll kill you all" | criminals.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "We sounded so funny..." | soundfunny.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...It's like stealing money" | stealingmoney.wav / 0:08 / 31.9 Kb |
| "...Flesh-eating disorder. It's all over the money" | flesheating.wav / 0:08 / 34.0 Kb |
| "You hear what they said, Jane? I'm going to be indicted..." | indicted.wav / 0:18 / 72.7 Kb |
| "...This squirrel died of natural causes" | hairclub.wav / 0:12 / 48.6 Kb |
| "I'm a corporate puppet..." | puppet.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| "...You think I could've gotten twenty?" | 20million.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| "Okay, fine, I won't even be involved..." | allyou.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| "Do you have any idea what I went through to get that form?..." | scotch.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb |
| "I'm truly sorry, but I really don't recall you, Ms..." | festerbooth.wav / 0:09 / 37.6 Kb |
| "Yes, Mrs. Williams, this is Officer..." | mvpdl.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| "Can I have my phone back?..." | phone.wav / 0:03 / 12.0 Kb |
| "...I'm not walking out of this bank empty handed" | notleavingempty.wav / 0:27 / 106 Kb |
| "I am married to a genius..." | turnon.wav / 0:06 / 27.3 Kb |
| "...You just said I did what!?..." | didwhat.wav / 0:17 / 67.8 Kb |
| "Hear that? They love you Jack; now go to hell" | loveyou.wav / 0:03 / 14.3 Kb |
| "I've hooked up with a new company; great benefits..." | enron.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
Fun with Dick and Jane stars Jim Carrey and Téa Leoni. In this movie, Dick Harper
(Carrey) is climbing up the corporate ladder - at his company, Globodyne, he becomes the Vice
President of Communications. His wife, Jane (Leoni), works at a local travel agency, but quits
when she hears of Dick's promotion. However, their newfound fortune is short-lived: Globodyne,
as a result of some foul play by Globodyne CEO Jack McCallister, goes belly-up, and Dick is out
of work. He is unable to get another job as a Vice President, and he then applies for dead-end,
low-paying jobs. Those don't last either, forcing Dick and Jane to a life of crime. However,
they eventually meet up the former CFO of Globodyne (who was in on Jack's foul play), and the
three come up with a plan to make things right for every ex-Globodyne employee.