| Dude, Where's My Car? Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...How do you know Gene..." | gene.wav / 0:08 / 32.8 Kb |
| The twins leave a message on Jesse and Chester's answering machine | twinsmessage.wav / 0:28 / 110 Kb |
| "Look, it's an elephant..." | elephant.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| "A trained dolphin could do a better job..." | dolphin.wav / 0:06 / 25.1 Kb |
| "Look, a unicorn..." | unicorn.wav / 0:06 / 25.0 Kb |
| "Dude, where's my car..." | dudewmc.wav / 0:09 / 38.0 Kb |
| Chester speaks some technical term he learned from watching the Discovery Channel | discchannel.wav / 0:06 / 26.9 Kb |
| Nelson (Jesse and Chester's friend) is "concentrating on the knowledge inside" | concentrating.wav / 0:17 / 67.0 Kb |
| "...Eat? No, eat" | eat.wav / 0:06 / 25.3 Kb |
| "And then? No; no 'and then'..." | andthen.wav / 0:11 / 46.4 Kb |
| A "Shibby" from Jesse and Chester | shibby.wav / 0:01 / 5.24 Kb |
| "...Dude, you're a dude" | dudedude.wav / 0:08 / 32.6 Kb |
| "...Dark [chocolates] are the only ones we do like..." | ribbons.wav / 0:14 / 58.0 Kb |
| "I've got three words..." | 3words.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "...My name is Zornov; this is Zaboo, Zelnar, Zelbor, Zelbina... | zguys.wav / 0:07 / 30.4 Kb |
| "...Last night, you were in possession of the continuum transfuctioner..." | conttrans.wav / 0:19 / 76.1 Kb |
| "Let's recap; last night, we lost my car..." | recap.wav / 0:12 / 47.1 Kb |
| "Dude, what does mine say? Sweet, what about mine..." | dudesweet.wav / 0:09 / 38.3 Kb |
| "Who's Johnny Potsmoker..." | alteregos.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb |
| "We are not guys..." | hotchicks.wav / 0:02 / 11.7 Kb |
| "...You give ME the pleasure, then we'll give you the continuum transfunctioner, then if there's time..." | ctpleasure.wav / 0:19 / 74.5 Kb |
| "...Must have been between midnight and 2 AM" | midnight2am.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| Officer Rick accidentally impounds Jesse's car | impounded.wav / 0:15 / 60.4 Kb |
| "...No habló Inglés..." | nohabloingles.wav / 0:10 / 42.0 Kb |
| "...Screw the Universe" | universe.wav / 0:03 / 11.8 Kb |
| "I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach...It's love..." | feelinginstomach.wav / 0:29 / 113 Kb |
| "...They're not outfits..." | intjumpsuits.wav / 0:07 / 30.1 Kb |
| "...Is it red..." | barn.wav / 0:04 / 16.2 Kb |
| Zoltan (the cult leader) speaks about interstellar travel | zoltan.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits..." | didntdid.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| The twins must depend on Jesse and Chester to save them | dependonus.wav / 0:06 / 23.6 Kb |
| "What do ostriches eat..." | peanuts.wav / 0:12 / 48.4 Kb |
| What the French do to ostrich poachers | neverquitesame.wav / 0:13 / 54.5 Kb |
| "I said I am an honorable man..." | honorable.wav / 0:14 / 56.4 Kb |
| "Yes, I finally beat you..." | beatyou.wav / 0:13 / 51.2 Kb |
| "...Stop copying us" | copyingus.wav / 0:15 / 60.5 Kb |
| "I refuse to let us go down in history as..." | destroyeduniverse.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...The photon accelerator annihilation beam..." | photonacc.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "We have so many questions that we want to ask you about the universe..." | uranus.wav / 0:10 / 41.0 Kb |
| "...And then. Dude, that's really annoying" | andthen2.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| Jibberish that is supposed to be Japanese | badjapanese.wav / 0:03 / 15.2 Kb |
| "I am fun loving..." | funloving.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
Dude, Where's My Car? stars Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Marla Sokoloff, and Jennifer
Garner. In this movie, two fun-loving party animals, Jesse (Kutcher) and Chester (Scott), wake up one
morning only to realize they have no idea what they've been through the night before. Apparently,
they've somehow obtained a lifetime supply of pudding, for one. They then receive a call from their
girlfriends, twins Wanda (Garner) and Wilma (Sokoloff), reminding them it's their anniversary. Jesse
and Chester figure they must have bought the twins gifts, but left them in Jesse's car. They go
outside, only to find that Jesse's car is missing! The two then try to retrace their steps to find the
car, despite that they can't remember a thing about the night before. Their journey to Jesse's car
brings them across a transsexual stripper, a cult that claims to receive signals from outer space,
keepers of a "continuum transfunctioner," a very protective ostrich farmer, and a super hot alien
chicks, among other things.