| Eurotrip Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| Fiona (Scott's girlfriend) dumps him due to cheating | dumping.wav / 0:22 / 89.8 Kb |
| Cooper is afraid Mieke is a sexual predator | sexpredators.wav / 0:13 / 51.8 Kb |
| "I'm a girl. No, you're not... | notgirl.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "...Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay" | gay.wav / 0:13 / 54.1 Kb |
| The beginning of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" | scottydoesntknow.wav / 0:20 / 79.2 Kb |
| "...He's the girl; you're the girl; sometimes, you're both the girl" | girl.wav / 0:25 / 98.6 Kb |
| "...Given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want" | exactopposite.wav / 0:16 / 62.6 Kb |
| Cooper tells Scott how his cousin got to India and what happened to his cousin in India | couriers.wav / 0:19 / 75.4 Kb |
| "...Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall..." | eastwoodmall.wav / 0:16 / 62.8 Kb |
| "...Now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright..." | birthright.wav / 0:21 / 83.8 Kb |
| "Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?..." | stoppedpaying.wav / 0:04 / 18.7 Kb |
| "...You guys are on, like, a completely different level of swearing over here" | swearing.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin..." | parissuburb.wav / 0:06 / 25.7 Kb |
| "Nobody touches my camera but me..." | weiner.wav / 0:03 / 14.1 Kb |
| "She makes every girl in our high school look like a walrus..." | girlgirls.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| Scott impersonates a robot dancer | robot.wav / 0:12 / 49.7 Kb |
| "Error, error, error" | error.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "...As long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything. Except your dignity..." | robofdignity.wav / 0:10 / 42.9 Kb |
| "...It's cozy; it's cozy" | cozy.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| "...This town has a famous nude beach..." | nudebeach.wav / 0:13 / 52.6 Kb |
| "...Thought maybe I was the one with Fiona..." | theone.wav / 0:07 / 29.4 Kb |
| "...We're in Amsterdam. This is the drug and sex capital of Europe" | amsterdam.wav / 0:13 / 52.9 Kb |
| "...How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by Prudes..." | americasad.wav / 0:19 / 75.0 Kb |
| "...I was going to step out back and have a cigarette... I don't smoke. Neither do I" | dontsmoke.wav / 0:07 / 29.7 Kb |
| Why Jamie has never had sex | haventfoundtime.wav / 0:16 / 63.6 Kb |
| "...Until we hear the safe word, we will not stop..." | stop.wav / 0:10 / 41.0 Kb |
| "...We do not serve hash brownies here..." | nohash.wav / 0:19 / 75.7 Kb |
| "I got robbed. It was awesome" | robbed.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "How the hell could this happen? We all go to Amsterdam, and Jamie's the one who hooks up. For shame!" | forshame.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| "Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?..." | train.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| A U.S. nickel will go very far in Bratislava | nickel.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| "...I will let you buy me a drink" | buydrink.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "...I also sleep with men" | sleep.wav / 0:07 / 29.9 Kb |
| "...You made out with your sister, man" | madeoutwithsister.wav / 0:08 / 35.0 Kb |
| Scott will do anything to get to Meike | gettomeike.wav / 0:14 / 58.7 Kb |
| "...Chateaus have been there for 300 years. Mieke's gone in twelve hours" | 12hours.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "...It's okay; I'm Catholic" | catholic.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "Cooper, the hat, the hat, the hat is on fire" | onfire.wav / 0:03 / 12.9 Kb |
| "We could be seeing history in the making..." | history.wav / 0:04 / 18.0 Kb |
| Scott finally meets Meike and tells her about his adventures throughout Europe | lovemeike.wav / 0:18 / 71.2 Kb |
| "...They had to catch you eventually, right?..." | fired.wav / 0:12 / 48.5 Kb |
| "...Why don't you major in not being such a woman?" | major.wav / 0:10 / 41.7 Kb |
| "...Now, who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?" | dumbenough.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "...You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus" | valuables.wav / 0:12 / 47.4 Kb |
| "Should a fire occur..." | incinerated.wav / 0:11 / 45.6 Kb |