| European Vacation Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "Be a pig, be a pig..." | beapig.wav / 0:03 / 14.4 Kb |
| The final categories on the game show the Griswolds are on | finalcat.wav / 0:15 / 59.3 Kb |
| Ellen accidentally answers the grand prize winning question correctly | clark.wav / 0:22 / 87.9 Kb |
| "...Before we met, my life was horrible and meaningless" | beforemet.wav / 0:08 / 34.6 Kb |
| "...As President of the Griswold Republic, I move we go to Europe" | president.wav / 0:13 / 51.1 Kb |
| "We're not normal people; we're the Griswolds" | notnormal.wav / 0:02 / 8.91 Kb |
| "Oh kids, I've saved the big surprise for last..." | goinghome.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "...I think I'm going to like this democracy stuff" | democracy.wav / 0:10 / 40.3 Kb |
| "...We've only got four channels and no MTV..." | nomtv.wav / 0:09 / 35.7 Kb |
| "...Could you unlock your legs from my leg, please? No" | unlocklegs.wav / 0:12 / 48.8 Kb |
| "...I'm also on the wrong side of the car" | wrongside.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb |
| "I was driving on the right side of the road..." | rightside.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| "...It's just a flesh wound..." | fleshwound.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb |
| "...It's just a leg; honestly, I've got another one" | leg.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb |
| "...Big Ben, Parliament, again" | bigbenparliament.wav / 0:13 / 52.3 Kb |
| "It's amazing - I cannot get left" | getleft.wav / 0:02 / 10.5 Kb |
| Russ and Audrey sing | beerreachout.wav / 0:07 / 30.9 Kb |
| "...It's fourteen times as long as yesterday, and yesterday lasted an eternity" | 2weeks.wav / 0:08 / 34.6 Kb |
| "...Should I watch cheese or snow?" | cheesesnow.wav / 0:03 / 15.2 Kb |
| "...What does she do, Dad? She queens" | queens.wav / 0:06 / 24.6 Kb |
| "I'm so sick of English food..." | englishfood.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "...He's not really going to cut off his balls..." | cutoffballs.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "...Russ, I'll bet you can't guess what's on the other side. The Bank of America" | bank.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| "...The Griswolds in front of a fountain, major entertainment" | fountain.wav / 0:05 / 22.6 Kb |
| "...There isn't anything on that tape that shouldn't be there... You erased it?..." | erased.wav / 0:16 / 65.7 Kb |
| "Oh Clark, look, they must be honeymooners. Either that or they're Siamese twins" | siamesetwins.wav / 0:04 / 18.3 Kb |
| "Don't want to look like a tourist, do you?" | tourist.wav / 0:01 / 5.64 Kb |
| "...No girl will want to talk to me. Well, then I guess they'll all talk to me" | talktome.wav / 0:06 / 26.2 Kb |
| "I'm glad we decided to be pigs" | bepigs.wav / 0:03 / 12.3 Kb |
| Clark is getting a creative urge | creativeurge.wav / 0:10 / 41.1 Kb |
| "...This is Paris, and you're drunk" | rome.wav / 0:05 / 20.4 Kb |
| "...We've seen ten times as much as they have" | 10xasmuch.wav / 0:19 / 77.5 Kb |
| "...Who've I got to be thin for, huh?" | appetiteback.wav / 0:07 / 29.2 Kb |
| "...Dad, that's German for six" | german6.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "My family and I are looking for sex..." | sex.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
| "...Maximum quaintness" | quaint.wav / 0:07 / 30.3 Kb |
| "...Long time, never see" | neversee.wav / 0:03 / 14.9 Kb |
| "...He's a hotshot lawyer now. They'll probably get him on tax evasion" | al.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb |
| "...They just don't seem to know what I'm talking about. What are you talking about, hon?" | talkingabout.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "...I vote we don't talk at all, how's that?" | vote.wav / 0:11 / 43.5 Kb |
| "...I think Dad's lost all sense of reality" | lostsense.wav / 0:15 / 61.0 Kb |
| "...I lost about $200" | lost200.wav / 0:08 / 32.3 Kb |
| "...It's just a big sock, really" | cast.wav / 0:07 / 29.7 Kb |
| "...Jack will always be there. Well, the Coliseum will always be there..." | alwaysbethere.wav / 0:08 / 33.8 Kb |
| "Why can't you just treat me like a man for once?... I need my independence" | man.wav / 0:11 / 44.6 Kb |
| "...I'm declaring war on you" | war.wav / 0:05 / 19.7 Kb |
| "I hate to see a beautiful woman drink bad wine..." | plastered.wav / 0:09 / 35.5 Kb |
| "You know, the great thing about traveling is you really learn to appreciate coming home" | appreciatehome.wav / 0:03 / 12.5 Kb |