| Grandma's Boy Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| Alex finds out his roommate had been spending their rent money on "massage therapists" | massagether.wav / 0:21 / 83.5 Kb |
| "...My roommates are sleeping. You mean your parents?..." | roommates.wav / 0:05 / 19.9 Kb |
| "...I love my turtle" | turtle.wav / 0:08 / 32.1 Kb |
| "...How'd you sleep last night? Fine, Speed Racer..." | speedracer.wav / 0:08 / 31.8 Kb |
| Why J.P. did not need school | noschool.wav / 0:20 / 82.0 Kb |
| "...As I call it, the stupid idiot room full of jerks" | idiotroom.wav / 0:07 / 29.7 Kb |
| "...How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?" | matrix.wav / 0:06 / 23.7 Kb |
| Jeff (Alex's friend and co-worker) did not consider an incident Alex had with Jeff's mother a secret | secret.wav / 0:09 / 39.0 Kb |
| "...Three chics and you? Yeah, I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in. Totally" | 3chics.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| Grace (one of Alex and his grandma's roommates) thinks Alex is gay because he does not have a girlfriend at thirty-five | gay.wav / 0:11 / 43.8 Kb |
| "...You'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. Probably suicides" | suicides.wav / 0:08 / 32.7 Kb |
| "Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she?..." | notdieinbed.wav / 0:07 / 29.0 Kb |
| "...Let's do it. The levels I mean, not sex" | doit.wav / 0:06 / 26.0 Kb |
| "...I was with three chics last night, something you'd know nothing about" | tired.wav / 0:05 / 21.8 Kb |
| "...Those 'losers' are going to make sure your game release is on time..." | bestlosers.wav / 0:08 / 33.6 Kb |
| "...Please get on top of me" | ontop.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb |
| "Use your telekinesis power to lift those objects. I don't see a telephone anywhere" | telekinesis.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb |
| "...I don't have antlers, do I?" | antlers.wav / 0:03 / 11.8 Kb |
| "...There was a fire... No, he's banging his three roommates..." | crazyorgies.wav / 0:14 / 58.0 Kb |
| "You seem really out of place in the video game world..." | outofplace.wav / 0:12 / 50.5 Kb |
| "...Until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions. Guess I'll just have to suffer until then" | suffer.wav / 0:14 / 57.1 Kb |
| "...I wanna eat the TV" | eattv.wav / 0:09 / 39.0 Kb |
| "...They won't stop watching porn... You're dead to me, over..." | deadtome.wav / 0:22 / 89.6 Kb |
| "...New high score, is that bad?..." | highscore.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...I just don't like techno. You would if you had robot ears" | techno.wav / 0:08 / 32.9 Kb |
| "...EJECT" | eject.wav / 0:03 / 14.4 Kb |
| "That is a great idea. Those are the only kind I have" | onlygreat.wav / 0:03 / 15.0 Kb |
| Jeff impersonates Alex over Alex's intercom | nakeddude.wav / 0:07 / 30.2 Kb |
| "...We ride him pretty hard. Oh, that is so gnarly" | ridehard.wav / 0:16 / 64.8 Kb |
| "Banging your grandmother and her roomates - that's, like, legendary. You're an idiot" | idiot.wav / 0:06 / 23.7 Kb |
| "...Rage it up. Rage all you want" | rage.wav / 0:11 / 46.4 Kb |
| "...Did you say your name was Shylo?... That's weird..." | shylo.wav / 0:10 / 41.9 Kb |
| "...That's cool, if you want to be sober and vomit" | wheatgrass.wav / 0:06 / 25.0 Kb |
| "...If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat" | greasefat.wav / 0:07 / 28.0 Kb |
| "...You can't get stoned and be an accountant..." | accountant.wav / 0:23 / 93.3 Kb |
| "...I would've trimmed my antlers" | antlers2.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb |
| "...How many people get to say that in their lifetime?" | drankpot.wav / 0:07 / 29.1 Kb |
| J.P. is questioning himself on how good a job he is doing with his game | neverfinish.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb |
| "You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce" | icsand.wav / 0:03 / 15.4 Kb |
| "...For a minute, I thought it might be something embarrassing" | oldpictures.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...He would have had a beer or two with us last night. He would have had twenty..." | 20beers.wav / 0:10 / 40.5 Kb |
| "You were my first... You were my, I don't know, 3000 something..." | 3000th.wav / 0:14 / 57.0 Kb |
| "Careful's my middle name..." | middlename.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "So, what's this big meeting about? I think it's about farting" | farting.wav / 0:03 / 15.2 Kb |
| "What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?" | tumor.wav / 0:09 / 36.1 Kb |
| "...Phone's for you. I think it's the devil" | devil.wav / 0:05 / 22.5 Kb |
| "...J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot..." | actualrobot.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb |
| "Don't forget, I'm a prodigy... Don't forget, it's my grandson's game" | dontforget.wav / 0:08 / 31.7 Kb |