| Grown Ups Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| "...Hey, we're here to celebrate the kids' shots, not your shots." | shots.wav / 0:13 / 51.1 Kb |
| Lenny's kids do not take a liking to the game Chutes and Ladders | chutesandladders.wav / 0:21 / 84.2 Kb |
| "...When you direct E.T., I'll get you one of those." | et.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "...I text people for my job, so I can make money to pay for your texting." | texting.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "...Looks like it's his time of the month again." | pizza.wav / 0:08 / 31.9 Kb |
| "...I don't want any reason for these guys to call me Hollywood." | hollywood.wav / 0:07 / 28.2 Kb |
| "...You look like EDI Mean with a propellor on your head." | edimean.wav / 0:10 / 41.4 Kb |
| Lenny tries to pass his nanny off as a foreign exchange student from China | exchangestudent.wav / 0:17 / 66.6 Kb |
| "It's Captain Caring of the S.S. Melodrama." | ssmelodrama.wav / 0:02 / 10.9 Kb |
| "...It's your money, it's his money, it's my money. Let's put all our cash in a pile and split it." | ourmoney.wav / 0:12 / 47.7 Kb |
| "Believe it or not, Robby and Marcus were actually shorter back in 1978..." | shorter.wav / 0:10 / 40.9 Kb |
| Rob sings "Ave Maria" at Coach's funeral | avemaria.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| Eric, Kurt, and Marcus rip on Rob's wife for being nearly thirty years older than Rob | robwifeolder.wav / 0:17 / 70.1 Kb |
| "...He was in love with the first three wives too: the cheater, the beater, and the eater." | inlove.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...I texted you that I wanted you to drink the coffee and study..." | coffeestudy.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb |
| "...It's getting rid of the moths, Honey. Where's it taking them? Hell..." | moths.wav / 0:10 / 41.0 Kb |
| "...We're not really going swimming. What I meant was..." | backstroke.wav / 0:12 / 49.8 Kb |
| A "maiz" montage | maiz.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "Rope on a tree baby. You know what that means?..." | ropeonatree.wav / 0:03 / 15.4 Kb |
| "...Wasted... is something that happens when you have a hankering for ice cream..." | wasted.wav / 0:22 / 88.2 Kb |
| "...Tap water. What country's that from?" | tapwater.wav / 0:05 / 21.0 Kb |
| "You put on a few pounds? From when I was twelve? Yes, I, I think so." | pounds.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "They show boobies on Italian TV. I'm going to Italy..." | italy.wav / 0:09 / 37.2 Kb |
| "...Is that what you're doing in science class now? Making frittatas?... | frittatas.wav / 0:13 / 54.4 Kb |
| "...That was a man's ass?" | mansass.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...That's all you guys think about too [chics]. The difference is I can do something about it..." | chics.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "The smell of my sweatsocks masks the chocolate smell..." | chocolate.wav / 0:05 / 22.6 Kb |
| "Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate here. It's taking a piss, not the SAT's." | concentrate.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb |
| "I got about eight seconds of fighting, total, left in my life..." | 8sec.wav / 0:08 / 33.8 Kb |
| "...I wish I like guys my own age, but I'm just chasing the dad that ran out on me." | oldman.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| "It's always the kids who pay..." | kidspay.wav / 0:06 / 27.1 Kb |
| "...Get some alcohol on this. You should know plenty about that. You were born during the Prohibition." | alcohol.wav / 0:15 / 62.1 Kb |
| "Mr. Feder said I must study for the big final. What final? You tell me. He just keeps handing me books." | bigfinal.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| "Remember the time I told Greg that babies come from Mommy's poop, and he kept looking in the toilet for a baby brother?" | babies.wav / 0:06 / 25.2 Kb |
| "...Would you please install cup phones in every adult bedroom right away? Thank you." | cupphones.wav / 0:10 / 40.4 Kb |
| "...Beane, we have to learn how to share [milk], even with birds..." | mymilk.wav / 0:07 / 28.9 Kb |
| "I don't own a bathing suit, but I, I like to go nude." | nude.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| "...He's gay, isn't he? No, he just seems gay. He's a genius." | notgay.wav / 0:08 / 31.5 Kb |
| "Go down the hangar by your feet... Why don't you do it? I got kids." | animal.wav / 0:17 / 67.4 Kb |
| "Typical man - they take all you can give, and then, they trade you in for some cow." | cow.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb |
| "On the Wii, the bank shot never works..." | wii.wav / 0:04 / 17.6 Kb |
| How Lenny met his wife, Roxanne | roxannelenny.wav / 0:29 / 117 Kb |
| "Roxanne, I have made out with about twenty-five different girls on this very spot, and I want you to be number twenty-six..." | 26.wav / 0:09 / 35.7 Kb |
| "You can't be passed out drunk, single, with no responsibility, and not pay for it." | passedout.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb |
| Rob is thinking about having a baby with his much older wife, Gloria | robgloriababy.wav / 0:14 / 58.0 Kb |
| "...I'm not saying he made it up. I think in his head, he believes it's true." | cancelledflight.wav / 0:17 / 68.0 Kb |
| "I have a confession to make: I'm really a man..." | man.wav / 0:17 / 67.0 Kb |
| Gloria, Rob's wife, inadvertently cracks short jokes and toupee jokes about Rob | shorttoupeejokes.wav / 0:24 / 94.3 Kb |
| "Same old Higgins, he can talk the talk, but he can't - I forget the rest." | talk.wav / 0:04 / 19.3 Kb |
| "Well, well, well, if it isn't the other black guy who grew up here..." | otherblackguy.wav / 0:17 / 67.8 Kb |
| "...What the hell is that? Sounds like owls having sex." | owlsex.wav / 0:06 / 26.4 Kb |
Grown Ups stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, and Rob Schneider.
This movie finds childhood friends, now in their 40's, Lenny (Sandler), Eric (James), Kurt
(Rock), Marcus (Spade), and Rob (Schneider), reunited for a funeral, and subsequent spreading of
the ashes, of their junior high basketball coach, who has always held a special place in their
hearts. The funeral coincides with a 4th of July weekend. The five even bring their
wives and children (except for Marcus, who is not married and has no children) to stay the whole
weekend at a lake house where the five celebrated their one and only basketball championship
victory in junior high. Lenny, in particular, who happens to be a rich Hollywood agent married
to a successful fashion designer, wanted the weekend to prevent his children from turning into
spoiled brats. While the five spend the weekend with their wives and children, the five find
themselves cracking jokes at one another, such as Lenny for being rich; Eric for being
overweight; Kurt for being a stay-at-home father; Rob for being short, wearing a toupee, and
being married to someone much older than he is; Marcus for being a slacker. The five also relive
their favorite childhood memories, such as hiking through the woods, playing a dangerous game
known as "arrow roulette," and going to a waterpark with their kids. The five even run into five
of their junior high basketball championship rivals, one of whom is still bitter over a bad call
which allowed Lenny's team to win, and eventually accept a challenge to another game of
basketball, despite the ten men being out of shape. In the process, Lenny's, Eric's, and Kurt's
own children start having the same kind of fun they did as children, as opposed to staying
indoors playing video games all day and texting on cell phones (In fact, the children install a
network of "cup phones" in the lake house at one point.).