| Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "We started our own basketball team, the Hemaglobintrotters..." | hemaglobintrotters.wav / 0:16 / 64.1 Kb |
| "...I really don't have a desire to go to med school" | nointinmeds.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "Just 'cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn" | hung.wav / 0:02 / 10.6 Kb |
| "Work was good; I caught up on some sleep..." | work.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...Dude, I've been cutting my asshairs with them for the past six months" | scissors.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb |
| "...The award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment..." | leasthetero.wav / 0:09 / 37.3 Kb |
| "...I want the perfect food" | perfectfood.wav / 0:06 / 26.5 Kb |
| "Hello, New Brunswick..." | newbrunswick.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| "...If you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it" | dontcutit.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "...109; we'll see ladies later, yesssss..." | 109.wav / 0:21 / 84.1 Kb |
| Harold and Kumar get caught in the middle of two college women playing "battleshits" | battleshts.wav / 0:24 / 96.3 Kb |
| "...Only when I open my eyes, though" | openeyes.wav / 0:04 / 18.3 Kb |
| "...I'm going to end up with Cindy Kim whether I like it or not" | cindykim.wav / 0:09 / 37.8 Kb |
| "...So you get to pee on it and no one else does..." | bush.wav / 0:15 / 61.6 Kb |
| "...Thank you, Mr. Wizard. What crawled up your ass?" | mist.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "...You know the Holocaust? Yeah. Picture the exact opposite of that. Nice" | holocaust.wav / 0:06 / 25.2 Kb |
| "...Daddy is not coming on anything" | comeon.wav / 0:02 / 9.52 Kb |
| "...We don't have marijuana in this hospital" | marijuana.wav / 0:15 / 60.7 Kb |
| "...You both have the same lame taste in movies" | samelametaste.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "Just pretend that you're, like, a nerdy Asian version of Tom Hanks..." | hanksryan.wav / 0:05 / 22.2 Kb |
| "...Remember that time we got really stoned and started throwing shit off that bridge to see if it would float..." | sparetire.wav / 0:16 / 65.3 Kb |
| "If you boys want me, you have to do me at the same time" | sametime.wav / 0:02 / 11.6 Kb |
| "What in the hell are you doing with my wife?..." | mymistake.wav / 0:20 / 78.3 Kb |
| "...I humped every piece of ass ever on that show..." | humpedall.wav / 0:11 / 44.4 Kb |
| "...I've been craving burgers too - fur burgers" | burgers.wav / 0:04 / 17.9 Kb |
| "Check it out, Extreme Cheddar..." | extreme.wav / 0:07 / 28.2 Kb |
| "Did Doogie Howser just steal my car?..." | neilstealcar.wav / 0:16 / 64.3 Kb |
| "...If it makes you happy, I will cross" | cross.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| "...Whatever happened to good old American names, like Dave or Jim?" | names.wav / 0:08 / 32.2 Kb |
| "...How can I still give them shit? Oh, I know - I'll become a cop" | bigass.wav / 0:13 / 51.5 Kb |
| Some wise words from a fat, black man who can't dance and has two gay fathers | universe.wav / 0:17 / 70.0 Kb |
| "...You know, I've never taken a swing at you, ever..." | nevertakenswing.wav / 0:06 / 27.3 Kb |
| "...That's not a gun, that's a book..." | book.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "...In one on one combat, either of us could take down a coyote, no problem..." | coyote.wav / 0:12 / 48.3 Kb |
| "Bullets, my only weakness..." | bullets.wav / 0:03 / 15.7 Kb |
| "...The laptop situation really only affects you, whereas the White Castle situation affects both of us equally" | badnews.wav / 0:17 / 69.4 Kb |
| "I want that feeling..." | feeling.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb |
| Kumar relates his and Harold's night's quest to the American dream | americandream.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...We can take that hang glider and make our leap towards freedom..." | arrestorfreedom.wav / 0:11 / 44.4 Kb |
| "...We're not low" | high.wav / 0:03 / 13.2 Kb |
| "Dude, where's my car?..." | car.wav / 0:02 / 8.09 Kb |
| "...It was a dick move on my part; that's why I'm paying for your meal" | dickmove.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| "...You're not quick enough to think of a comeback..." | cockboy.wav / 0:14 / 55.2 Kb |
| "...For a hot chick, ten days in Europe can be the kiss of death..." | 10days.wav / 0:14 / 57.0 Kb |