| Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| Kumar is taking a nasty dump | dump.wav / 0:10 / 40.2 Kb |
| "...So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?" | random.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb |
| "...Please, dude, you're barely even brown" | racist.wav / 0:08 / 34.4 Kb |
| "He called me Matthew Perry..." | matthewperry.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| What a date rape face is | daterapist.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...It's not not going to be awesome" | awesome.wav / 0:04 / 18.0 Kb |
| "...How else was I supposed to get past him? Uh, by not bringing drugs on an airplane" | drugsonplane.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "...When you were slaving away at work, I was actually being a productive member of society" | productive.wav / 0:08 / 31.9 Kb |
| "...He said he's got a bomb!" | bongbomb.wav / 0:03 / 13.7 Kb |
| "...You've obviously never been ice fishing before" | icefishing.wav / 0:25 / 101 Kb |
| "...Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights" | rights.wav / 0:19 / 76.7 Kb |
| "I'm an innocent man. I donate blood..." | innocent.wav / 0:05 / 21.4 Kb |
| "...Freedom means nothing if you're enslaved to regular programming, I promise you that" | tivo.wav / 0:09 / 36.6 Kb |
| "I'm sick of all the hype over 'topless'..." | bottomless.wav / 0:09 / 36.0 Kb |
| "...That's why they just broke out of prison. It's not even clear that they should have been there in the first place" | clean.wav / 0:12 / 50.0 Kb |
| "We're fugitives..." | fugitives.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| "...They're using some sort of dialect I've never heard before" | dialect.wav / 0:09 / 37.0 Kb |
| "...My dad taught [Calculus] to me in sixth grade" | calculus.wav / 0:05 / 20.5 Kb |
| "...Read it to me. There's no way I'm letting you see me in that light" | poem.wav / 0:18 / 73.0 Kb |
| "You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy" | intelligence.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb |
| "...I'm scared because they're scary" | scary.wav / 0:03 / 14.0 Kb |
| "How do I know you're telling the truth? I don't have a reason to lie to you, man..." | truth.wav / 0:05 / 20.9 Kb |
| "...Very nice, sir. This place is gonna suck" | gonnasuck.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| "...Please don't worry about us. We cuss all the time" | cuss.wav / 0:05 / 20.9 Kb |
| "...You ever try farming not high?..." | farmnothigh.wav / 0:06 / 25.1 Kb |
| "...We do try to keep our inbred son in the basement when we have company" | inbredson.wav / 0:13 / 53.5 Kb |
| "...Like the government's never screwed us over before" | screwover.wav / 0:23 / 90.6 Kb |
| "...The hand looks like Sloth?" | sloth.wav / 0:14 / 55.4 Kb |
| "Raylene and I here are siblings, and we get it on" | siblings.wav / 0:03 / 13.5 Kb |
| "You know what he got me?... You know what you got me?..." | gotme.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| "Hmmm, potential future president or unemployed pothead?..." | tough.wav / 0:06 / 26.2 Kb |
| "...The Klan really knows how to party" | party.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...This is where God took me" | tookme.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| "...Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy" | dontask.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "...I was able to perform an appendectomy at age fourteen. I think I can handle a couple mushrooms..." | appendectomy.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb |
| "...Every time I see a bag of Hersheys Kisses, my balls get so wet" | tishanda.wav / 0:14 / 55.0 Kb |
| "If you get stressed out, just do what I do - snort Zoloft, okay" | zoloft.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| "Please, like I've never smuggled a fugitive across state lines before" | smuggle.wav / 0:04 / 17.2 Kb |
| "...I love you too, Mr. Patrick Harris" | loveyou.wav / 0:03 / 13.5 Kb |
| "What's your name, Miss? Tits Hemmingway..." | titshemmingway.wav / 0:08 / 35.0 Kb |
| "...We're stealing his car... He stole your car last week" | stealcar.wav / 0:06 / 25.0 Kb |
| What Neil Patrick Harris carried in one of his bags | maskhairmace.wav / 0:08 / 33.2 Kb |
| Kumar and Vanessa (his ex-girlfriend about to be married) reminisce about old times | trouble.wav / 0:19 / 76.0 Kb |
| "...You had me cheat off of you in advanced accounting..." | betray.wav / 0:08 / 33.2 Kb |
| "...You mean the world to me, man. I love you. Queers" | queers.wav / 0:06 / 24.7 Kb |
| "...Okay, okay, Harold and Kumar" | haroldkumar.wav / 0:07 / 30.4 Kb |
| "You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class?" | dork.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "...You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American..." | believe.wav / 0:13 / 53.3 Kb |
| Part of Kumar's poem, "Square Root of Three" | root3.wav / 0:24 / 95.1 Kb |
| "Sorry, I smoked weed with the President earlier..." | smokedweed.wav / 0:03 / 14.3 Kb |
| "...How would you like to get really high, since we're in Amsterdam?" | high.wav / 0:04 / 18.0 Kb |
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is the sequel to
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and stars,
once again, John Cho and Kal Penn, respectively, as the title characters. This movie picks up
where the last one left off, with the duo flying to Amsterdam so Harold can meet up with his
neighbor and dream girl, Maria (who he had finally managed to talk to in the last film).
However, Kumar invents a smokeless bong and smuggles it aboard the plane. When he is about to
use it, an elderly woman mistakes the bong for a bomb and screams "terrorist!" As a result, the
two are sent to Guantanamo Bay detention camp, but they manage to escape. They plan to somehow
make it to Texas, where Harold supposedly has connections that can bail him and Kumar out. On
the way to Texas, the two have adventures similar to those in the first film, and their
adventures do not end at Texas either, as they encounter a nasty surprise when they make it to
Texas.