| Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| "...And nobody leaves a bigger trail of destruction in their wake." | destruction.wav / 0:07 / 30.8 Kb |
| "...Sometimes, I'll even have sex alone, but never on company time..." | alone.wav / 0:12 / 47.6 Kb |
| "...So your parents gave you a girly name to toughen you up, I like that." | girlyname.wav / 0:11 / 43.5 Kb |
| "...I'd rather dip french fries in my grandma's bedsores [than try blowfish]." | blowfish.wav / 0:08 / 34.6 Kb |
| "...There's a snowcone vendor out there not wearing a bra..." | snowcone.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| "...So, I sometimes let 'em slide on the small stuff..." | slide.wav / 0:25 / 98.0 Kb |
| "...According to the C section of the penile code, a lot of these edible underbritches need to be refrigerated." | edibleundies.wav / 0:11 / 44.8 Kb |
| "She said I was lazy and irresponsible and unreliable. Well, that sounds like the story of my life too." | lazy.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| "...I already forget all my friends, and I ain't never won a damn thing." | forget.wav / 0:07 / 30.8 Kb |
| Big Shug plans to get Whitey off his back with his winnings from the city-wide cook off | whitey.wav / 0:18 / 74.0 Kb |
| What Amy thinks of Larry | loudgrossrude.wav / 0:06 / 27.1 Kb |
| "You're talking to a guy who feels nothing from the waist down about someone having a bug up their ass." | bugupass.wav / 0:04 / 17.9 Kb |
| "Would it be out of line if I asked you to just rub my shoulders?..." | rubshoulders.wav / 0:08 / 32.7 Kb |
| "Like the song goes, you must have friends in high places. No, that's friends in low places. Different song." | highlow.wav / 0:05 / 21.1 Kb |
| "You got enemies? I only have friends..." | enemies.wav / 0:19 / 75.7 Kb |
| "...You just said rat's ass... We were just talking about rats' asses." | ratsass.wav / 0:12 / 50.0 Kb |
| "...You look like a guy that would appreciate getting blowed." | denzel.wav / 0:11 / 44.7 Kb |
| "...I wouldn't let myself in either. Not even if somebody would've slipped me a fifty, not even then." | wouldntletselfin.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "...I feel pretty comfortable around me too." | comfortable.wav / 0:07 / 29.0 Kb |
| "Larry works for the health inspection unit. As what, a warning sign?..." | warningsign.wav / 0:09 / 37.1 Kb |
| "Well, I gotta tell you, keeping people from blowing chunks and crapping on themselves is pretty much all I've ever been good at." | blowcrap.wav / 0:06 / 25.0 Kb |
| "...Who do you dream about now? A little bit smaller girl, looks a little bit like you, in a moonpie bikini." | moonpiedream.wav / 0:25 / 100 Kb |
| "...Maybe it's PETA. Damnit, Butlin, you mean to tell me you know the name of the guy and you haven't even told anybody?..." | peta.wav / 0:17 / 68.8 Kb |
| Larry does not believe in backup plans | backupplan.wav / 0:21 / 82.2 Kb |
| "...Maybe you aren't who you say you - what the hell are you, exactly?" | whoare.wav / 0:12 / 49.4 Kb |
| "She was so ugly, she could have trick-or-treated over the telephone." | ugly.wav / 0:03 / 15.7 Kb |
| "...I don't know how it helps you, but it helps me on my decision on getting one of them computers." | girlsgonewild.wav / 0:20 / 78.6 Kb |
| "You know how I spend my days? Not at the gay bar, that's for sure." | gaybar.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| Larry is no longer a "gun toting" redneck | guntoting.wav / 0:23 / 92.9 Kb |
| "...So, we go and tell the owners of The Office Kingdom that a brilliant mixture of science and mathematics has determined they're the next likely victims?" | officekingdom.wav / 0:23 / 91.7 Kb |
| "I am a woman. I have breasts..." | woman.wav / 0:08 / 33.9 Kb |
| Kid Rock wants to take Larry fishing, and Jane wants to have sex with Larry. Larry must choose. | kidrockjane.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb |
| "...You got to have a cool catch phrase. It's in the rule book..." | catchphrase.wav / 0:24 / 96.1 Kb |
| "...You're a damn restaurant poisoning mayor." | restpoison.wav / 0:06 / 25.0 Kb |
| "...This is your first assignment. You're only guilty of secondhand stupidity." | secondhand.wav / 0:19 / 74.6 Kb |
| "I lost my thing. Your virginity? No, I lost that when I was horseback riding when I was ten." | virginity.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "...In the morning, I'll be sober, and you'll be a backstabbing backstabber, but tomorrow, I'll still be drunk." | backstabber.wav / 0:19 / 74.7 Kb |
| "...You ain't the first woman to make that threat. However, you are the first one to make that threat to get in here." | police.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb |
| "Lies just fall out of your mouth like..." | lies.wav / 0:06 / 26.8 Kb |
| Larry does not know the meaning of the word "canoodle" | canoodling.wav / 0:05 / 21.7 Kb |
| "You are an idiot. You know what? I may be, but tomorrow - You'll still be an idiot." | idiot.wav / 0:05 / 22.7 Kb |
| "...People are always getting me confused with guys that cheated on their wives..." | knowyou.wav / 0:10 / 41.2 Kb |
| "...High society vs. high cholesterol." | versus.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "You're going down, you piece of crap. Not me, I'm a floater." | floater.wav / 0:03 / 13.4 Kb |
| "He said today that he wrote someone up for a Richard Gere offense..." | rgere.wav / 0:09 / 36.8 Kb |
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector stars Daniel Lawrence Whitney (aka, Larry the
Cable Guy), Tom Wilson, Iris Bahr, Joanna Cassidy, Bruce Bruce, and Megyn Price. In this
movie, Larry (Whitney) is a big city health inspector with questionable practices and a
history of closing restaurants for health violations that were not under his jurisdiction.
To keep Larry in check, his boss, Bart Tatlock (Wilson), assigns Larry a new partner, Amy
Butlin (Bahr), a by-the-book professional who takes health inspection very seriously. Mr.
Tatlock thinks that by having Amy partner with Larry, he can get enough dirt on Larry to get
him fired. Larry, of course, does not get along with Amy at first, but eventually, Larry's
sense of humor rubs off on her. As Larry and Amy do their job, a serial criminal is
poisoning food in four-star restaurants. While Mr. Tatlock is reluctant to put Larry on the
case, Larry appears to get his break when the mayor personally recommends he investigate the
serial poisoning. Larry and Amy's best theory is that a competitor in an upcoming city wide
cook off is poisoning the food in the four-star restaurants. Competitors in this cook off
include Lilly Michelli (Cassidy), the owner of the upscale Micelli's restaurant, and "Big
Shug" (Bruce), the owner of Larry's favorite restaurant, Big Shug's Tasty Chicken and
Waffles.