| The Hot Chick Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "Why am I dressed like one of the Fenmore Foxes?... This year's theme is unity for all cheerleaders." | unity.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb |
| "Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?" | koreanliquor.wav / 0:03 / 14.5 Kb |
| "You wouldn't mind writing us some passes so we could, uh, practice some new moves?..." | pass.wav / 0:14 / 55.4 Kb |
| "Bianca, you look really good. Are you eating less, or just barfing more? Barfing more." | barfingmore.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| "...A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put your weed in there..." | modelprison.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...It's a gas station. Everybody pays with credit cards nowadays." | 18dollars.wav / 0:06 / 24.5 Kb |
| "...I'm not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself." | bra.wav / 0:06 / 24.2 Kb |
| "...You call it whatever you want. I'm still not having sex with you." | nosex.wav / 0:10 / 43.0 Kb |
| "I don't know what I'd do if things weren't so perfect." | perfect.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb |
| "...It's just a spider. A really big, disgusting spider." | spider.wav / 0:09 / 38.7 Kb |
| "...What the hell are you doing eating my boss's cake? I thought you just said I could eat it." | cake.wav / 0:12 / 47.9 Kb |
| Jessica is having, by far, the worst day of her life. | worstday.wav / 0:15 / 60.1 Kb |
| "...It's like I'm an ad for hair." | hair.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| April's mother is worried about April | worried.wav / 0:20 / 81.5 Kb |
| "...I should've made love to you when I had the chance..." | madelove.wav / 0:12 / 49.9 Kb |
| "Tell me I'm beautiful. On the inside." | beautiful.wav / 0:03 / 14.0 Kb |
| "...You're saying people think I'm perfect?" | perfect2.wav / 0:22 / 88.4 Kb |
| "Let's make a list of all the people who hate Jessica..." | donthate.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "...What is the drinking age in Mexico? Forty?" | 40.wav / 0:06 / 25.7 Kb |
| "...It would have looked even better in red. That's what my daughter said." | red.wav / 0:07 / 29.6 Kb |
| "...That is like so sad. Ei yi yi, ei ei." | eiyiyi.wav / 0:12 / 48.3 Kb |
| "...Information too mucho. Emotional scarro. Disgusting." | toomuch.wav / 0:13 / 52.4 Kb |
| "You have no idea what it's like to wake up every morning and have to shave your chin." | shavechin.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "...I've put plenty of hexes on you..." | hexes.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "Most of its rituals involve the chicken. That sounds delicious. I mean, interesting." | chicken.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb |
| "That's $8.95. What? Aren't you just gonna take it out of your tip jar?" | 895.wav / 0:04 / 17.8 Kb |
| "...Better make that last one a brewsky. Double brewsky." | brewsky.wav / 0:16 / 65.4 Kb |
| "Check out the sweet buns on that guy. I'd like to get my hands on those and wish they were women's breasts..." | checkout.wav / 0:15 / 59.5 Kb |
| "You don't pee in your girlfriend's panties? What kind of gay club is this?..." | peepanties.wav / 0:09 / 36.9 Kb |
| "...Some folks think they can eat anything that crawls." | calamari.wav / 0:18 / 73.5 Kb |
| "Remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it." | shakeit.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb |
| "Hey, aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy? No. Wanna be?" | sexwithcollegeguy.wav / 0:06 / 24.7 Kb |
| Jessica uses her knowledge of the school principal's love of the tuba to land a job there as a janitor, as "Spence" | tuba.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| Jessica learns the secret behind the earrings she stole from the African-themed store | earrings.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb |
| "...Whoever left these showers on, go to Hell." | gotohell.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb |
| "...This would be very unnatural for me in at least five different ways..." | unnatural.wav / 0:11 / 45.1 Kb |
| "...Today, my dad walked in on me and my mom in the tub." | haditall.wav / 0:09 / 38.5 Kb |
| "...My peepee is way bigger than yours, and that's if I fold it in half." | bigger.wav / 0:15 / 59.0 Kb |
| Clive (in Jessica's body) quickly steals $40 and a car from Billy (Jessica's boyfriend) | bobby.wav / 0:29 / 117 Kb |
| "...I think I found Jessica's body. It's in an alley outside a bar..." | jessicasbody.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| "Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling." | lingbling.wav / 0:03 / 12.0 Kb |
| "...You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself." | ashamed.wav / 0:07 / 30.4 Kb |
| "...Any guy would be so lucky to have you as their girlfriend, and I should know. I've been a guy for almost a week now." | 1week.wav / 0:13 / 51.3 Kb |
| "That dress looks great. Is it easy to get out of?" | dress.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "You're my best friend, and now, you're a guy. It's meant to be." | meanttobe.wav / 0:04 / 17.3 Kb |
| "We're not gonna let a little thing like me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me get in the way of our friendship, are we?" | friendship.wav / 0:07 / 27.7 Kb |
| "...He's just gonna have to accept me as I am - a man." | man.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| "...You're a thirty-year-old dude. Just on the outside." | 30yrolddude.wav / 0:07 / 28.3 Kb |
| Clive now wants Jessica's body every other weekend | loanbody.wav / 0:17 / 67.0 Kb |
| "So, dancing naked must be fun, huh?... Where do you keep your weed, though?" | weed.wav / 0:08 / 32.7 Kb |
| "...I'll even try to find a way to get over your new job as an exotic dancer." | nomatters.wav / 0:16 / 66.3 Kb |
| "...Hey, what kind of a place do you think I'm running here, pal?" | whatplace.wav / 0:10 / 39.2 Kb |
The Hot Chick stars Rachel McAdams, Rob Schneider, and Anna Faris. In this movie,
Jessica Spencer (McAdams) is a popular, but somewhat mean-spiritied, high school cheerleader.
Jessica considers her life to be perfect, but this all changes when she comes across a magical
pair of earrings. She steals the earrings from an African-themed store in the local mall, and
later loses one of the earrings to a small-time criminal named Clive (Schneider), when Clive is
robbing a gas station and Jessica and her friends mistake him for an employee of the gas
station. The night after Jessica and Clive encounter each other, they put on their respective
earrings, which causes the two to switch bodies with their minds still intact - Jessica
inherits Clive's body, and Clive inherits Jessica's. In a panic, Jessica first seeks out her
best friend, April (Faris), for advice on how to get her life back. After a nasty first
encounter in Clive's body, Jessica manages to get April to believe she is trapped in Clive's
body. Jessica and April eventually do trace the mysterious body switching to the earrings
Jessica stole from the mall, and in the process, Jessica apologizes to two classmates to whom
she'd given a hard time in the past.