Hot Tub Time Machine


Hot Tub Time Machine stars John Cusack, Clark Duke, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Lyndsy Fonseca, and Lizzy Caplan. At the beginning of this movie, in 2010, three friends are not having happy adult lives. Adam (Cusack) has just gone through a horrible breakup with someone who took most of his possessions; he also has a twenty-something second-life addicted nephew, Jacob (Duke), living in his basement. Lou (Corddry) is a party guy way past his prime and has attempted to kill himself. Nick (Robinson) is stuck in a dead-end job and married to a cheating and controlling wife. After hearing of Lou's suicide attempt, Nick and Adam decide the three of them, and Jacob, need to spend a weekend up in Kodiak Valley Ski Resort, where they have had some of their best memories. While staying in the resort, the four guys all get naked in a hot tub, Lou spills Chernobly, an illegal Russian energy drink, into the hot tub's controls, and it causes the four to travel back in time to 1986, which apparently was during a pivotal weekend in Adam, Lou, and Nick's lives. Adam, Lou, and Nick have also taken over their younger bodies, while Jacob, not yet born, exists in his 2010 body. Adam, Lou, and Nick initially make sure to do the exact same thing they did that weekend in 1986: Adam has to break up with his then-girlfriend Jennifer Stedmeyer (Fonseca), who stabs him in the eye with a fork; Lou has to get his ass kicked by ski resort employees; Nick has to perform on stage with his band, Chocolate Lipstick, and get booed, and he has to have sex with a groupie (despite him being married to Courtney in his heart). However, the three end up deviating from their plan.

Adam does not break up with Jennifer when he is supposed to, and, as a result, he goes to a Poison concert held in the resort and meets Spin magazine journalist April (Caplan). Jennifer actually breaks up with Adam anyway, and Adam still says something that causes her to stab him in the eye with a fork. Adam and April later have fun together, and April also convinces Adam not to be so afraid of the unknown; the two fall in love, but unfortunately, April has to leave on a bus and Adam cannot go with as he feels he must return to the future.

As for Nick, he performs the song "Let's Get it Started" from the Black-Eyed Peas (which was not released as a single until 2004), and he rocks the crowd as opposed to being less than mediocre. He also calls up his then nine-year-old wife Courtney and tells her he's not going to let her control him anymore and that she'd better stop cheating.

Lou still gets beat up by Blaine, the ski patrol bully. He later gets beat up by Blaine and five others again, without the support of Nick or Adam, and he begins to seriously question how much his friends really mean to him. However, he does try to change the past by almost having a three-way with Jacob and an Asian hooker. He also tries making money by betting on known future outcomes of games (but that doesn't exactly work out) and plans on using his knowledge of the future to make money in other ways, such as "inventing" an internet search engine. While in 1986, Lou also inadvertently discovers he's Jacob's father, and the weekend they traveled to was the weekend Jacob had been conceived (up until then, Jacob had no idea who his father was).

Meanwhile, the four guys have figured out they need the Chernobly to get back to 2010, and they also must go before the next day or they'll be stuck in the past forever. Unfortunately, Blaine had taken the Chernobly the first time he beat Lou up, and Blaine has also managed to convince the rest of the ski patrol that the four are Russian spies!

Hot Tub Time Machine Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"'Sup Dawg? Oh, ha, funny. It's the name of the store."supdawg.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb
Someone remembers Nick from the band Chocolate Lipstickusedtosing.wav / 0:18 / 72.1 Kb
"...The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."stuffing.wav / 0:04 / 19.5 Kb
"...You're still in jail. You were in jail last week..."2ndlife.wav / 0:16 / 65.1 Kb
"...He's like that friend who's the ass, but he's our ass. Right."ass.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb
"...It's like an accumulation of punishment."punishment.wav / 0:23 / 92.2 Kb
"...You wouldn't be those guys, because I've been calling and calling them, and they haven't returned my calls."notmyfriends.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb
"...If I wanted to kill myself, I'd kill myself. I'd be awesome at it."killmyself.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb
"She basically thinks I'm an ass... She's got a point."ass2.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb
"...You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."boyfriends.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb
Lou gets excited over an energy drink because it is illegal in the United Statesillegal.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb
"...Great white buffalo. Why are you guys whispering? Great white buffalo."greatwhitebuffalo.wav / 0:13 / 53.5 Kb
"...We all get snowed in, and then Lou's gonna axe murder all of us."axemurder.wav / 0:07 / 31.0 Kb
It is progressive for a man to take a woman's last name when married?progressive.wav / 0:13 / 52.3 Kb
"...Every one of you people have Ritalin..."ritalin.wav / 0:19 / 75.9 Kb
"...Everybody seemed to care more. Everything seemed to matter more back then. Whatever."bestweekends.wav / 0:21 / 82.3 Kb
Men getting together naked in a hot tub is "male bonding"malebonding.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb
Nick freaks upon learning Michael Jackson is blackmjblack.wav / 0:09 / 37.8 Kb
"...Nobody's raping anybody."raping.wav / 0:03 / 13.8 Kb
"...It must be some kind of hot tub time machine."httm.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb
"Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body?..."dontexist.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb
"...Every time I hang out with you, man, it's like some kind of shit storm..."shtstorm.wav / 0:12 / 48.0 Kb
"Time is not linear. We just perceive it that way..."notlinear.wav / 0:19 / 75.5 Kb
"One little change has a ripple effect, and it affects everything else..."butterfly.wav / 0:21 / 83.6 Kb
"...I got married, and I went a different way. Uh, which way is that - the way that sucked?"sucked.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb
"It's the 80's guys. Let's do what we want to do, free love..."80s.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb
"...One, two, three, hot tub time machine. It felt good, admit it."123httm.wav / 0:22 / 87.2 Kb
Jacob meets the 1986 version of his mothernotcool.wav / 0:14 / 56.8 Kb
"...I'm gonna find a sexy instructor, and I'm gonna wax his pole..."waxpole.wav / 0:22 / 87.7 Kb
"You're married? No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway, I will be. She's nine right now..."willmarry.wav / 0:28 / 112 Kb
"...I have to walk in the exact same footsteps. This didn't happen..."didnthappen.wav / 0:15 / 60.9 Kb
"Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way. Yeah, not with another guy..."3way.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb
Adam, Nick, and Lou have done something terrible in Cincinnatticincinnatti.wav / 0:21 / 85.3 Kb
Jennifer breaks up with Adambreakup.wav / 0:18 / 71.0 Kb
Lou does not like Miley Cyrusmcyrus.wav / 0:14 / 54.8 Kb
"...You're gonna lose that arm..."losearm.wav / 0:18 / 71.4 Kb
"...So you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck, no matter what you do?..."predettosuck.wav / 0:17 / 68.6 Kb
"You gotta embrace the chaos..."chaos.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb
"...How do I get a hold of you? You come find me. That just sounds exhausting."comefind.wav / 0:10 / 42.3 Kb
"John Lennon gets shot. Wait, did that already happen?"jlennon.wav / 0:03 / 13.5 Kb
"...Where's the Chernobly at, Lou? That's all you ever care about..."chernobly.wav / 0:12 / 49.9 Kb
"...Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you..."beatshoeoff.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb
"...I traveled back in time to kill my own father."killownfather.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb
"I feel pregnant. You're welcome."pregnant.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb
Adam tries his best to motivate Lou to fight Blainebethehero.wav / 0:26 / 104 Kb
"...We are Russian spies. Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian."spies.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb
"...I gotta take my clothes off and get in a hot tub with these guys. Then, I'm totally over you."overyou.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb
"...Your bullshit's my bullshit, right? I'm your best friend? You are one of my best friends. I'll take that."bestfriends.wav / 0:24 / 94.1 Kb
"I hate you, Louis. I hate you too, baby. I love that woman, man."lovehate.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb
"...If you want to find..., you use Lougle? Correct. I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too."lougle.wav / 0:24 / 96.1 Kb

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