| Hot Tub Time Machine Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "'Sup Dawg? Oh, ha, funny. It's the name of the store." | supdawg.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb |
| Someone remembers Nick from the band Chocolate Lipstick | usedtosing.wav / 0:18 / 72.1 Kb |
| "...The taxidermist is stuffing my mother." | stuffing.wav / 0:04 / 19.5 Kb |
| "...You're still in jail. You were in jail last week..." | 2ndlife.wav / 0:16 / 65.1 Kb |
| "...He's like that friend who's the ass, but he's our ass. Right." | ass.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "...It's like an accumulation of punishment." | punishment.wav / 0:23 / 92.2 Kb |
| "...You wouldn't be those guys, because I've been calling and calling them, and they haven't returned my calls." | notmyfriends.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb |
| "...If I wanted to kill myself, I'd kill myself. I'd be awesome at it." | killmyself.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb |
| "She basically thinks I'm an ass... She's got a point." | ass2.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb |
| "...You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones." | boyfriends.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb |
| Lou gets excited over an energy drink because it is illegal in the United States | illegal.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb |
| "...Great white buffalo. Why are you guys whispering? Great white buffalo." | greatwhitebuffalo.wav / 0:13 / 53.5 Kb |
| "...We all get snowed in, and then Lou's gonna axe murder all of us." | axemurder.wav / 0:07 / 31.0 Kb |
| It is progressive for a man to take a woman's last name when married? | progressive.wav / 0:13 / 52.3 Kb |
| "...Every one of you people have Ritalin..." | ritalin.wav / 0:19 / 75.9 Kb |
| "...Everybody seemed to care more. Everything seemed to matter more back then. Whatever." | bestweekends.wav / 0:21 / 82.3 Kb |
| Men getting together naked in a hot tub is "male bonding" | malebonding.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb |
| Nick freaks upon learning Michael Jackson is black | mjblack.wav / 0:09 / 37.8 Kb |
| "...Nobody's raping anybody." | raping.wav / 0:03 / 13.8 Kb |
| "...It must be some kind of hot tub time machine." | httm.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body?..." | dontexist.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| "...Every time I hang out with you, man, it's like some kind of shit storm..." | shtstorm.wav / 0:12 / 48.0 Kb |
| "Time is not linear. We just perceive it that way..." | notlinear.wav / 0:19 / 75.5 Kb |
| "One little change has a ripple effect, and it affects everything else..." | butterfly.wav / 0:21 / 83.6 Kb |
| "...I got married, and I went a different way. Uh, which way is that - the way that sucked?" | sucked.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb |
| "It's the 80's guys. Let's do what we want to do, free love..." | 80s.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "...One, two, three, hot tub time machine. It felt good, admit it." | 123httm.wav / 0:22 / 87.2 Kb |
| Jacob meets the 1986 version of his mother | notcool.wav / 0:14 / 56.8 Kb |
| "...I'm gonna find a sexy instructor, and I'm gonna wax his pole..." | waxpole.wav / 0:22 / 87.7 Kb |
| "You're married? No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway, I will be. She's nine right now..." | willmarry.wav / 0:28 / 112 Kb |
| "...I have to walk in the exact same footsteps. This didn't happen..." | didnthappen.wav / 0:15 / 60.9 Kb |
| "Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way. Yeah, not with another guy..." | 3way.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb |
| Adam, Nick, and Lou have done something terrible in Cincinnatti | cincinnatti.wav / 0:21 / 85.3 Kb |
| Jennifer breaks up with Adam | breakup.wav / 0:18 / 71.0 Kb |
| Lou does not like Miley Cyrus | mcyrus.wav / 0:14 / 54.8 Kb |
| "...You're gonna lose that arm..." | losearm.wav / 0:18 / 71.4 Kb |
| "...So you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck, no matter what you do?..." | predettosuck.wav / 0:17 / 68.6 Kb |
| "You gotta embrace the chaos..." | chaos.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb |
| "...How do I get a hold of you? You come find me. That just sounds exhausting." | comefind.wav / 0:10 / 42.3 Kb |
| "John Lennon gets shot. Wait, did that already happen?" | jlennon.wav / 0:03 / 13.5 Kb |
| "...Where's the Chernobly at, Lou? That's all you ever care about..." | chernobly.wav / 0:12 / 49.9 Kb |
| "...Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you..." | beatshoeoff.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb |
| "...I traveled back in time to kill my own father." | killownfather.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "I feel pregnant. You're welcome." | pregnant.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| Adam tries his best to motivate Lou to fight Blaine | bethehero.wav / 0:26 / 104 Kb |
| "...We are Russian spies. Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian." | spies.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "...I gotta take my clothes off and get in a hot tub with these guys. Then, I'm totally over you." | overyou.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb |
| "...Your bullshit's my bullshit, right? I'm your best friend? You are one of my best friends. I'll take that." | bestfriends.wav / 0:24 / 94.1 Kb |
| "I hate you, Louis. I hate you too, baby. I love that woman, man." | lovehate.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb |
| "...If you want to find..., you use Lougle? Correct. I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too." | lougle.wav / 0:24 / 96.1 Kb |