Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back stars Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively, as the title characters. In this movie, two stoners, Jay and Silent Bob, apparently have a comic book, Bluntman and Chronic, featuring characters based on themselves. The duo learns that a Bluntman and Chronic movie is in production, and they read comments about it written by movie geeks on the internet. Many of them bash Bluntman and Chronic, often referring to them as Jay and Silent Bob. The two take it as an insult to themselves, and they decide to go to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made in an attempt to "protect their good names." Along the way to Hollywood, they stumble across international diamond thieves (under cover as animal rights activists), one of whom Jay falls in love with, and an orangutan.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"...See the STINK NUGGETS"stinknuggets.wav / 0:02 / 11.7 Kb
"...Far from the pulse jammed straight up your ass..."pulsefinger.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb
"...Once they made She's All That, everything went to hell"miramax.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb
Jay and Brodie (a comic book store owner) make their own sound effectsjaybrosndfx.wav / 0:09 / 36.0 Kb
Bluntman and Chronic author Holden McNeil's definition of the internetinternet.wav / 0:06 / 26.4 Kb
A negative internet comment on Bluntman and Chronic3rdrate.wav / 0:07 / 29.5 Kb
"...Who would pay to see that?"whopay.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb
"When's this movie getting made..."8days.wav / 0:08 / 34.0 Kb
"Since when did they start charging for the bus..."chargeforbus.wav / 0:05 / 21.4 Kb
"...Every day, people hitch to Hollywood and stop studios from making movies..."trappedincartoon.wav / 0:09 / 38.4 Kb
Scooby Doo talks to Jay and Silent Bobscoobytalk.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb
"...Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizz-ouse!!"hizzouse.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb
"...Only skeevy stoners fart"girlsdontfart.wav / 0:07 / 28.9 Kb
Animal rights activist Brent sings and plays guitarnoblerabbit.wav / 0:16 / 66.2 Kb
"...What's a trouser snake?"snakes.wav / 0:12 / 49.8 Kb
"...I'd do anything for you..."anythingforyou.wav / 0:11 / 44.4 Kb
"...Your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme"simplegang.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb
"...We steal monkeys all the time"stealmonkeys.wav / 0:12 / 50.4 Kb
The meaning of "snoogans"snoogans.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb
"JUSTICE!"justice.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb
"...Sounds more like something out of a bad movie"badmovie.wav / 0:17 / 68.4 Kb
"...The most dangerous animal known to man"orangutan.wav / 0:09 / 36.7 Kb
"...Maybe they're making an army of [supermonkeys] up there..."supermonkey.wav / 0:16 / 65.8 Kb
Jay does Planet of the Apesplanetofapes.wav / 0:07 / 30.8 Kb
"...The Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement..."labia.wav / 0:07 / 28.2 Kb
"...Pass me my Wonder Woman underoos"growup.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb
"...Who's the Federal Wildlife Marshall here..."monkeyape.wav / 0:08 / 34.2 Kb
"...That was them, wasn't it"wasthem.wav / 0:08 / 31.5 Kb
"...You've taught me so much"taughtme.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb
Jules Asner reads Jay's "threatening letter"expdeleted.wav / 0:24 / 97.0 Kb
What Jay hates about Hollywoodfake.wav / 0:02 / 10.6 Kb
...A 1082 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer..."1082.wav / 0:12 / 47.1 Kb
"Do not look at Ben or Matt directly in the eyes..."dontlookineyes.wav / 0:05 / 20.2 Kb
"You've gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture..."payback.wav / 0:06 / 24.8 Kb
"You're just no longer that good..."goodwillhunting.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb
"The market research says people love monkeys..."lovemonkeys.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb
"...Did you even read the script..."billray.wav / 0:12 / 47.0 Kb
"...You're always like, 'That's gay'..."gay.wav / 0:18 / 71.6 Kb
"...Me [James VanDerBeek] and Jason Biggs are naked in here, butt-naked, together"biggsvdbimp.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb
"...Taste the booger flavor..."tastebooger.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb
"...I came up with the idea for Sesame Street before PBS..."nwp.wav / 0:11 / 45.8 Kb
"I got more white girls in there than..."whitegirls.wav / 0:03 / 15.3 Kb
"Man, this film is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2..."houseparty.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb
"Call me Darth Balls..."darthballs.wav / 0:04 / 18.7 Kb
"...You're a man. Only on the inside"clichesandman.wav / 0:11 / 45.9 Kb
Silent Bob speaks some legal b.s.breachofcontract.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb
"I'll give you half of what I made..."half.wav / 0:09 / 37.2 Kb
"...Why...do you think I became a Federal Wildlife Marshall..."fbi.wav / 0:11 / 45.3 Kb
"...What more could two guys from Jersey possibly want?"whatmore.wav / 0:08 / 31.5 Kb
"Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead..."chasingamy.wav / 0:11 / 45.7 Kb
"...One Ninety Minute Long Gay Joke..."batmanrobin.wav / 0:11 / 46.2 Kb
"Bluntman and Chronic was bluntastic"bluntastic.wav / 0:02 / 11.0 Kb

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