Joe Dirt


Joe Dirt stars David Spade, Dennis Miller, Brittany Daniel, and Kid Rock. In this movie, a janitor at a radio station by the name of Joe Dirt (Spade), whose last name is different from that of his father's, is looked upon as a loser in life. However, this changes when he is invited to talk about his life story on the air with disc jockey Zander Kelly (Miller). When Joe was eight years old, he became separated from his family at a trip to the Grand Canyon. After living with several different foster parents and serving some time in juvenile hall, Joe finds himself in the town of Silvertown, ID, where he gets close with farm girl Brandy (Daniel) and her dog, Charlie, after helping unfreeze Charlie's genatalia from Brandy's back porch. At the same time, Joe gets on the bad side of a bully named Robby (Rock), who considers Joe competition for Brandy's love. Robby hopes to marry Brandy one day, but Joe keeps trying to assure Robby that he and Brandy are just friends, although Joe is oblivious to Brandy's true feelings for him.

After Brandy's father loses his leg due to his foot getting caught on railroad tracks, he blames Charlie and shoots him. After this, Joe feels the need to search for his parents. Along the way, Joe gets a series of odd jobs, such as advertising for a dentist, working on an oil rig, working at a carnival, and becoming a janitor at a New Orleans, LA elementary school. His journey also finds him helping an "Indian tracker," named Kicking Wing, improve his fireworks business. He also meets an attractive woman named Jill at the carnival where he worked, and he ends up having sex with her, but afterwards, he is afraid she may have been his long-lost sister (she wasn't); he nearly gets literally skinned by a psychopath known as "Buffalo Bob." Joe also accidentally blows the cover of Clem, the head janitor at the school where he worked; Clem was formerly involved with the mafia and had been relocated to New Orleans through a witness protection program; Clem tried to make Joe a hero after Clem rescued a science class from a student who accidentally created mustard gas, as an attempt to avoid the spotlight, but later on the news, Joe pointed out it was Clem who rescued the students (while at the same time, Joe tried to get the word out about his missing parents).

Joe has another job working on an alligator farm, and after this, he eventually does find his parents' old home in Baton Rouge, LA, but he is disappointed to find they no longer live there. With the help of a local, Joe comes to the conclusion that his real home is in Silvertown with Brandy, and he decides to give up the search for his parents and live with Brandy. Unfortunately, upon his return to Silvertown, Robby informs Joe that Brandy does not want to see Joe anymore, and Robby even shows Joe a note signed by Brandy saying that even though she found Joe's parents, Robby should not tell Joe if he calls. Joe walks away completely devestated, and that is the end of the story which lead to him becoming janitor at the radio station.

After Joe is finished telling his story, Brandy calls the radio station and informs Joe his parents are dead, and that he should go home to her. Joe's story has also touched the entire nation, he becomes a celebrity, and he is later seen on MTV's Total Request Live. On the show, Joe receives a call from his parents telling him they are not dead, and they tell him where they live. However, Joe finds his parents never really cared about him at all, and they only called him down so they could plug their business live on national television. After this discovery, Joe threatens to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge, claiming he has nobody who cares about him, but Brandy comes in time to convince him otherwise. Joe also gets roped by a policeman, which causes him to fall off the bridge; the rope prevents him from hitting the water below, but he hits his head on the underside of the bridge and is knocked unconscious. When he comes to, he sees he has a family: Brandy (who really wants to marry Joe), Kicking Wing (whose fireworks business had become a success thanks to Joe), Clem, and the alligator farm owner; Clem had been relocated to Silvertown as part of the witness protection program, and he and the alligator farm owner are also engaged.

Joe Dirt Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"...Naming you that, your daddy must have really hated you..."joedirt.wav / 0:12 / 49.4 Kb
"...Why don't you talk into the microphone?..."mikes.wav / 0:11 / 45.2 Kb
"I was born without the top of my skull..."noskulltop.wav / 0:18 / 70.8 Kb
"...He'll stop humping as soon as he's done"humping.wav / 0:04 / 18.9 Kb
Joe now thinks about cutting his wigcutwig.wav / 0:15 / 60.9 Kb
"...Your facial hair actually grows in... all white trashy like that..."wtdna.wav / 0:12 / 49.2 Kb
"A town is a place where everyone hates you..."town.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb
Joe's "meteor" is not a meteorboeingbomb.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb
"You're telling me you'd rather have a dog than a frozen hunk of crap"dogcrap.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb
"...We're just totally friends; she's out of my league..."justfriends.wav / 0:18 / 72.4 Kb
Brandy and Joe's pet names for each otherpetnames.wav / 0:02 / 10.8 Kb
"...You don't know how many nights I spent alone, staring at that moon..."moon.wav / 0:14 / 55.7 Kb
"...All the time, I'm thinking about Brandy's well manicured backyard..."brandyhot.wav / 0:09 / 37.0 Kb
Joe's real last name is not Dirtjoedirt2.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb
"...One night, I just pushed him into the wood chipper..."killedhusband.wav / 0:13 / 51.4 Kb
"...Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass, I'd take a bite"ctass.wav / 0:09 / 36.4 Kb
"You want to fight?..."fight.wav / 0:03 / 13.9 Kb
"...You shove 'em [fireworks] up a bullfrog's ass..."firecrackers.wav / 0:30 / 117 Kb
Joe suggests what kind of fireworks Kicking Wing should sellfirecrackers2.wav / 0:29 / 116 Kb
"...There's a snail in the desert..."snailtalk.wav / 0:17 / 67.1 Kb
"It's beautiful. Beautiful? I'm looking for righteous and kick ass"kickass.wav / 0:04 / 16.6 Kb
"...I'm beginning to doubt your hetero street credentials..."evenme.wav / 0:17 / 69.2 Kb
"...They clean the bowl so you don't have to"cleanbowl.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb
"That hug was completely asexual..."hug.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb
"You know, the life of a carnival worker keeps me free and untethered..."outlaw.wav / 0:20 / 78.6 Kb
"I thought you had a Hemi..."stolethispile.wav / 0:06 / 27.3 Kb
Like Joe, Jill's parents had abandoned her as a childabandoned.wav / 0:18 / 74.2 Kb
"...Dude, you said your sister's hot. What a freak; you're going to Hell, man"sister.wav / 0:18 / 72.3 Kb
"...People say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I"buffalobob.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb
"It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole"joehole.wav / 0:02 / 10.7 Kb
"The past is past and the future's now"pastfuture.wav / 0:02 / 8.60 Kb
"...From here, born and raised. No, not here, over in Kansas"kansas.wav / 0:10 / 41.2 Kb
"Look, the janitor's going to eat the puke..."eatpuke.wav / 0:08 / 31.8 Kb
"...Guess I'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day today"hotchili.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb
"...You're talking to me all wrong..."talkingtome.wav / 0:16 / 64.2 Kb
"I heard that that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole..."roadflare.wav / 0:13 / 51.1 Kb
"Rule number one: I'm number one. Rule two: The croc's number two"1and2.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb
"...Your ass in my face, what's up?"assface.wav / 0:06 / 24.0 Kb
"Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang!"badpets.wav / 0:03 / 15.3 Kb
"...You like to see homos naked..."home.wav / 0:11 / 45.3 Kb
"...Hey Robby, what's crappening?"crappening.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb
Brandy tells Joe his parents are deadparentsdead.wav / 0:16 / 63.6 Kb
"...Four percent said the dog was too hot for you. Dang"toohot.wav / 0:08 / 32.7 Kb
"Hey Carson, how big's your Johnny?..."happyhour.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb
"...It was right by the garbage can where you left me..."didntlook.wav / 0:11 / 45.0 Kb
"How exactly do you not go right back to the place where you saw me?..."justdoes.wav / 0:16 / 62.7 Kb
"...Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to?..."lefthim.wav / 0:23 / 90.1 Kb
"...They didn't leave you. You left them"leftthem.wav / 0:07 / 27.9 Kb
"...What if we're his family?"family.wav / 0:17 / 69.3 Kb

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