| Little Nicky Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...A big bird who wants to see the rest of mommy" | bigbird.wav / 0:10 / 42.8 Kb |
| "...My mother was a goat..." | mothers.wav / 0:08 / 34.6 Kb |
| "...Stay out of your brother's mind" | stayoutofmind.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| Nicky adds smartass comments onto Satan's compliments of Adrian and Cassius | adriancassius.wav / 0:12 / 48.6 Kb |
| "...Hallelujah. I mean, that sucks" | ruleanother10000.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "...It is better to rule in Hell than it is to serve in Heaven..." | servinginhell.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| Dan Marino tries to sell his soul to win a Super Bowl | soulforwin.wav / 0:14 / 58.6 Kb |
| "...The last time you said, 'Everything's fine'..." | renaissance.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| "...Nicky, are you a soul, or are you the spawn of Satan" | spawnofsatan.wav / 0:06 / 27.1 Kb |
| "...I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal..." | train.wav / 0:11 / 45.6 Kb |
| "...The jig is up then, get in the flask..." | suspecteveryone.wav / 0:20 / 78.7 Kb |
| Nicky scares a blind guy who can somehow sense he is the spawn of Satan | burningme.wav / 0:12 / 49.4 Kb |
| "There's only one thing better than drinking an ice cold whiskey sour on a hot Alabama night..." | truth.wav / 0:20 / 79.7 Kb |
| "Where are you from, the South..." | deepsouth.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| What Nicky's snore sounds like | nickysnore.wav / 0:07 / 29.1 Kb |
| "Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street..." | shtinstreet.wav / 0:06 / 25.7 Kb |
| Nicky catches the guy who stole his flask | thief.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb |
| "...My dad's in Hell and he's falling apart..." | inhell.wav / 0:09 / 35.5 Kb |
| "...I have an apartment. I don't know where..." | dogknows.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb |
| "...Butterflies flapping around in my stomach right now..." | butterflies.wav / 0:12 / 50.4 Kb |
| "...That's why I'm in this business" | whenchildgoes.wav / 0:08 / 34.0 Kb |
| "...Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment" | speechimpediment.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "...But those are my roommate's sodas..." | soda.wav / 0:11 / 45.5 Kb |
| "Were you about to drink one of my cokes..." | lookingatit.wav / 0:06 / 24.9 Kb |
| "...Woof Woof" | woof.wav / 0:04 / 17.4 Kb |
| Nicky plays a sample of Chicago's "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" backwards | chicago.wav / 0:16 / 65.1 Kb |
| "...What's reafer? About $500 an ounce" | 500anoz.wav / 0:12 / 48.2 Kb |
| "...We'd get so loopy, she would forget I was a dog..." | sewerrat.wav / 0:17 / 67.7 Kb |
| "...By 'she' do you mean 'he'..." | busted.wav / 0:10 / 42.2 Kb |
| What Beefy's snore sounds like | beefysnore.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb |
| "...Why would you be floating..." | floating.wav / 0:08 / 34.8 Kb |
| "...He superimposed your head onto Scarface..." | scarface.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| "Damn you, Kevin Spacey..." | spacey.wav / 0:06 / 26.2 Kb |
| "...And we get to keep the cash too, right..." | tortureandcash.wav / 0:16 / 63.8 Kb |
| "...Maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity..." | liquid.wav / 0:12 / 49.3 Kb |
| "My underwear's so far up my ass..." | underwear.wav / 0:03 / 13.7 Kb |
| "...There is, most definitely, a hell..." | hell.wav / 0:15 / 61.3 Kb |
| "...Stronger, yes; smarter, definitely..." | innerlight.wav / 0:20 / 79.7 Kb |
| "God's so smart..." | smart.wav / 0:03 / 12.8 Kb |
| "...I'm going to rock that town like a hurricane" | hurricane.wav / 0:05 / 22.0 Kb |
| A cheap plug for Popeye's chicken | popeyes.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "...It's true. [sound effects] It's not true" | nottrue.wav / 0:12 / 47.9 Kb |
| "I'm going to kill you with my bare hands..." | notready.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb |
| "...Kick him in his hairy balls..." | kickinballs.wav / 0:07 / 29.9 Kb |
| "...I let my butterflies die a once upon a time, and it's never stopped hurting" | butterflies2.wav / 0:18 / 72.9 Kb |