| The Mask Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...So how do we get in" | cocobongo.wav / 0:08 / 31.4 Kb |
| "...Okay, I'll take it, but I am VERY ANGRY" | notmycar.wav / 0:11 / 43.8 Kb |
| "...We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking" | wearmasks.wav / 0:04 / 19.1 Kb |
| "SMOKIN" | smokin.wav / 0:02 / 11.4 Kb |
| "It's party time..." | party.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "SNOOZE" | snooze.wav / 0:02 / 8.81 Kb |
| "Look ma, I'm roadkill..." | roadkill.wav / 0:04 / 16.8 Kb |
| "...It's exactly two seconds before I..." | gottime.wav / 0:11 / 46.0 Kb |
| "Step right up..." | stepup.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "With these powers, I could be A SUPERHERO..." | superhero.wav / 0:10 / 40.5 Kb |
| "...It's time for an overhaul" | lugnuts.wav / 0:06 / 25.4 Kb |
| "See, I have an inner ear problem..." | innerear.wav / 0:09 / 39.1 Kb |
| "...Did you happen to look outside, in the gutter" | gutter.wav / 0:06 / 25.3 Kb |
| "...She's a prospective client of Stanley's..." | oogling.wav / 0:14 / 58.0 Kb |
| "Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank..." | richcreep.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "...That girl will tear out your heart, put it in a blender..." | tearheart.wav / 0:05 / 21.3 Kb |
| Charlie (Stanley's co-worker) describes the kind of woman he thinks Stanley needs | narrowedit.wav / 0:16 / 66.4 Kb |
| "I don't even have a car because..." | donthavecar.wav / 0:08 / 31.7 Kb |
| "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town..." | monogamy.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "...Daddy's got a SWEET TOOTH tonight" | sweettooth.wav / 0:04 / 19.3 Kb |
| "OOOOH Somebody stop me" | stopme.wav / 0:04 / 16.9 Kb |
| "Can't make the scene if you don't have the green" | green.wav / 0:02 / 9.42 Kb |
| "...Franklin, Grant, and Jackson" | friends.wav / 0:09 / 37.0 Kb |
| "Let's ROCK this joint" | rock.wav / 0:02 / 9.62 Kb |
| The mask makes up where Dorian's money is | money.wav / 0:17 / 69.5 Kb |
| "...Tell Scarlett I do give a damn" | gettingdark.wav / 0:24 / 96.2 Kb |
| "What is this city coming to when..." | pajamas.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| Stanley tells his boss off | clubfed.wav / 0:20 / 78.5 Kb |
| "What side of whose bed did you wake up on?" | bed.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "Hello Charice, we meet again..." | fraternize.wav / 0:13 / 54.5 Kb |
| "She is so coy..." | coy.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...I will divide and conquer" | napoleon.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...But you told me to freeze..." | freeze.wav / 0:10 / 40.4 Kb |
| "No, it wasn't me..." | onearmed.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb |
| "All right, I confess..." | confess.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| "Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor..." | marriedher.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb |
| "...Hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11:00 news..." | vegas.wav / 0:07 / 31.1 Kb |
| "Come on, serve and protect, man!" | serveandprotect.wav / 0:02 / 11.7 Kb |
| "Milo, put some effort into it!" | effort.wav / 0:02 / 9.32 Kb |
| "I'm warning you, I'm..." | stressedout.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...It's a bum rap, I've got my rights" | prisoner.wav / 0:13 / 53.9 Kb |
| "...For you, I would shoot the Surgeon General" | shootsg.wav / 0:06 / 24.4 Kb |
| "I'm just an ex-employee, who has come for his back pay..." | payback.wav / 0:08 / 31.8 Kb |
| "This is the moment...when a man shows what he's really made of..." | crap.wav / 0:05 / 22.5 Kb |
| "...Do I feel lucky..." | lucky.wav / 0:11 / 44.1 Kb |
| "...That's a spicy meatball" | spicy.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb |
| "You were good kid, real good..." | secondbest.wav / 0:05 / 20.9 Kb |
| "Well, it's nothing..." | ballsofsteel.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "...What would sound good to you..." | breakfast.wav / 0:11 / 45.0 Kb |