| The Naked Mile Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...There's no way I'm letting you pay full price" | forgotcoupon.wav / 0:08 / 33.2 Kb |
| "Stifler - my name, my legacy, my curse" | stiflercurse.wav / 0:05 / 19.8 Kb |
| "...Why don't you just go on the internet like a normal person?" | internet.wav / 0:05 / 22.6 Kb |
| "Erik, you cannot graduate a virgin..." | gradvirgin.wav / 0:03 / 15.5 Kb |
| "I don't know why you think you have the psychic ability to read me..." | readme.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "This whole virgin thing is starting to have some serious consequences..." | dying.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "...Can't I be ready enough for the both of us?" | ready.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
| "...The longer you stay a virgin... The longer I stay a virgin..." | stayvirgin.wav / 0:11 / 43.4 Kb |
| "...You better give that boy a reason to stick around, or he's going to find a girl with looser boundaries" | boundaries.wav / 0:06 / 26.8 Kb |
| "...It's like a caveman thing or something" | cavemanthing.wav / 0:05 / 21.0 Kb |
| "I wanna have sex... Do you have me on conference call? Because if you do, that is so not cool" | confcall.wav / 0:09 / 36.5 Kb |
| "...Your dad scared the shit out of me" | scaredshit.wav / 0:03 / 15.3 Kb |
| "...Your girlfriend just went from the lamest to the coolest in one shot" | lamesttocoolest.wav / 0:16 / 63.9 Kb |
| "...She's mature enough to see that you're a man, and you have certain needs" | smartgirl.wav / 0:05 / 20.1 Kb |
| "Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon..." | friday.wav / 0:11 / 43.6 Kb |
| "...You give him a reason, not give him a free pass to go have a weekend orgy" | weekendorgy.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "Men are like dogs..." | dogs.wav / 0:03 / 15.4 Kb |
| "You know, my son had his fair share of relationship / sexual / pastry related difficulties" | rspdifficulties.wav / 0:10 / 40.6 Kb |
| "The Naked Mile is insane, from what I hear..." | nakedmile.wav / 0:11 / 43.4 Kb |
| "...You scored five points above being legally retarded. Still got in" | inonsat.wav / 0:15 / 59.4 Kb |
| "...Nobody takes another drink 'til I got my bet down..." | bet.wav / 0:10 / 40.9 Kb |
| "Yeah, take in the Stiflerescence..." | stiflerescence.wav / 0:04 / 18.2 Kb |
| "...Don't ever ask if Stifler can play" | stiflerplay.wav / 0:09 / 35.4 Kb |
| "...Toto was the dog" | toto.wav / 0:08 / 31.4 Kb |
| "...We're in a college bar... and we're sitting at the bar talking about high school parties" | hsparties.wav / 0:21 / 86.0 Kb |
| A hot college sorority girl asks Erik to take off his shirt | takeoff.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb |
| "Man, don't take it out on me because your ladies like it short and thick..." | shortthick.wav / 0:06 / 24.6 Kb |
| "...It has a height requirement. I'm afraid you just don't measure up" | rollercoaster.wav / 0:07 / 30.5 Kb |
| "...We get blown off by chics, for midgets, and you're hanging out with a sorority girl?" | dontgetit.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| Erik is undecided about whether or not he is going to bang the hot sorority chic | bangchic.wav / 0:17 / 69.7 Kb |
| "...You know me, I'll probably just wimp out" | wimpout.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "...I'm sorry about my dad giving you that wedgie in front of everybody..." | newyearswedgie.wav / 0:16 / 64.6 Kb |
| "...That's the only reason I'm here, no other reason" | nootherreason.wav / 0:13 / 50.9 Kb |
| "You're a Stifler AND a virgin!?" | stiflerandvirgin.wav / 0:02 / 10.5 Kb |
| "...You got the old guilt-free pass dilemma" | guiltfreepass.wav / 0:09 / 36.3 Kb |
| "...The midgets jumped Stifler" | jumpedstifler.wav / 0:04 / 17.9 Kb |
| "Now, you guys are up here to do two things..." | 2things.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "...You and the Lollipop Guild punch like a bunch of five-year-olds" | 5yearolds.wav / 0:07 / 28.7 Kb |
| "Chill to thrill, back to the Cooze radar..." | coozeradar.wav / 0:05 / 22.6 Kb |
| "...Need all the drug-induced courage I can get" | drugindcourage.wav / 0:03 / 15.6 Kb |
| "...Which is where the naked part comes in" | nakedfun.wav / 0:15 / 59.0 Kb |
| "We're girls. Boys should know better than to trust us to be rational..." | notrational.wav / 0:05 / 22.1 Kb |
| "...I don't want to. Well, you don't have a vote in this" | novote.wav / 0:09 / 36.3 Kb |
| "You're a virgin, and he's not. It's just not going to work..." | samelevel.wav / 0:10 / 40.5 Kb |
| "Some girls like blondes, some like muscles, I like virgins" | likevirgins.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "...I tend to have that effect on pacifist vegan bisexuals" | pacifistveganbis.wav / 0:10 / 39.7 Kb |
| "They don't call me Everhard because..." | everhard.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb |
| "...I don't even know where my underwear is" | underwear.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...Who cares about special? All I care about is the sex..." | special.wav / 0:17 / 69.2 Kb |
| "...Thanks, man, I appreciate it, but call me Erik" | erik.wav / 0:05 / 20.0 Kb |
| "STIFLER!" | stifler.wav / 0:02 / 9.42 Kb |
The Naked Mile stars John White, Jessy Schram, Steve Talley, Jake Segal, and Ross
Thomas. In this movie, Erik Stifler (White) is a high school senior who has been dating his
attractive girlfriend, Tracy (Schram), for two years, and Tracy loves him for who he is.
However, he has one problem with her: she refuses to have sex, as she does not believe she is
ready to have it yet. Erik has never had sex before himself, and he is afraid of graduating
from high school a virgin, which would be an embarrassment to his family name. They try to
have sex one night near the beginning of the movie anyway, but it doesn't quite work out and
ends with Erik taking a dump naked in Tracy's clothes dryer. Tracy takes this as a sign they
were not yet meant to have sex.