| The Rocker Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "We are gonna be huge! More importantly, how are my moves?" | huge.wav / 0:04 / 16.9 Kb |
| Fish is kicked out of Vesuvius so its remaining members can get a record contract | sellout.wav / 0:28 / 109 Kb |
| "I will drag you down to Hell with me! I will eat your souls." | eatsouls.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb |
| "...The universe just keeps shoving Vesuvius right back in my face." | letgo.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb |
| Fish breaks up with his girlfriend before she can | breakup.wav / 0:20 / 78.6 Kb |
| "...It's like winning the lottery and having the lottery ticket ripped up in front of your face." | lottery.wav / 0:15 / 61.3 Kb |
| "Matt is in a band, playing the Prom. Which is the only way he'd ever get to go." | prom.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb |
| "...A.D.D., as in Attention Deficit Disorder. Oh good, you changed it, because Add really blew." | add.wav / 0:16 / 66.4 Kb |
| "...It's called tough love, kid. Yeah, but what about the sweet love?..." | toughlove.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb |
| "...Who wants to play at some crappy school dance anyway? I do, and so do you. Whatever." | prom2.wav / 0:12 / 49.1 Kb |
| "...Too loud is not in my vocabulary." | tooloud.wav / 0:04 / 17.2 Kb |
| "Loads of bands use drum loops. Loads of elevators play Celine Dion. That don't make it right." | drumloops.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "...Drumming is pain, and I've had more than enough pain for one lifetime." | pain.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "...He said he could play with us in his sleep..." | norehearse.wav / 0:09 / 39.1 Kb |
| "We're headlining. We shouldn't be going on until at least eleven. It's the Prom. It's over at eleven." | 11.wav / 0:05 / 20.3 Kb |
| "Lucky charm. Some people carry a rabbit's foot. I like to rock a pocket of puke." | puke.wav / 0:04 / 17.8 Kb |
| "I just don't date my son's friends. You know, it's just icky." | dontdate.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "1991 called. They want their teenage angst back. They just called again. They want that joke back." | 1991.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| A.D.D. is considering letting Fish join the band permanently | haveitall.wav / 0:26 / 101 Kb |
| "...You don't ask your parents for permission to rock..." | indiana.wav / 0:27 / 107 Kb |
| "...Smiling is for the weak." | smile.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| "...It's not stealing when you're family." | stealing.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| "We don't stop. We don't stop for anything, we just keep - oh, I'd better stop." | stop.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| "All these years, wearing a suit to the office, I should have been a naked drummer. Absolutely. What was I thinking?" | nakeddrummer.wav / 0:06 / 24.4 Kb |
| "Now, I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat right now, a lot of juice, a lot of people coming after you..." | heat.wav / 0:06 / 24.8 Kb |
| "...My name is on that list? Yeah. Can I have it? No." | list.wav / 0:09 / 37.1 Kb |
| "You're gonna have more ladies than Jay-Z got Mercedes." | jayz.wav / 0:03 / 13.4 Kb |
| "I lived my life saying 'What if?' Twenty years of 'What if?'" | whatif.wav / 0:05 / 20.3 Kb |
| "Matty, I trust you, but I don't trust your uncle..." | trust.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb |
| "...There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless, and that is phones and marionettes." | cellphones.wav / 0:11 / 45.9 Kb |
| "...Oh, I'm gonna be responsible all right - for partying until my nuts catch fire." | responsible.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
| "...You'll never rock anymore, and you know what? Look at me now, day job! Woo-hoo!" | allmylife.wav / 0:12 / 47.2 Kb |
| "...Unfortunately, they are not of age. Fortunately, I am double the legal limit for after show partying." | aspartying.wav / 0:10 / 42.2 Kb |
| "We are in the joint. We're going behind bars, man, this is awesome! This is what being a rock star's all about..." | rockstar.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb |
| "Don't you call my uncle 'Little Drummer Boy.' He's a big drummer boy." | bigdrummerboy.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb |
| "I'm living my dream. Did you always, uh, have a knee brace in your dream?" | dream.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb |
| "I spent my whole life taking it easy, and now, I'm making up for lost time." | easy.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb |
| "A pregnant seventeen-year-old lead singer wasn't exactly what MTV was looking for. They so lack vision." | mtv.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "Tiny bit means tiny bit, not big bit or regular bit. Tiny bit, move tiny bit." | tinybit.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb |
| "...Are you familiar with the term PILS?... It's a Person I'd Like to Stab." | pils.wav / 0:20 / 80.1 Kb |
| "Don't you hate it how the camera, itself, adds ten pounds? Yeah, yeah, the camera and the food, right?" | camerafood.wav / 0:06 / 24.5 Kb |
| "...They are in the promised land, and I am walking around out in the desert." | promisedland.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb |
| "...You're like Vin Diesel wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie." | cool.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb |
| "...You've never seen anyone kick over their drums in anger and then jump off the stage and twist both their ankles?..." | neverseen.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| "You are just a guy who won't grow up..." | wontgrowup.wav / 0:18 / 74.0 Kb |
| "...Now I'm ready to work here until I die." | workuntilidie.wav / 0:09 / 36.1 Kb |
| "Curtis, ever since you forced Fish out, this went from being a band to being you and some people behind you..." | forcedout.wav / 0:14 / 56.6 Kb |
| "We need fish. You know, he's sloppy and he's stupid and he's full of life. We're not the same without him." | fish.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb |
| "...I am the best sloppy ass Robert Fishman type drummer there is." | rfdrummer.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb |
| "If this was a week ago, I would have attacked you all like a fierce wolverine..." | attacked.wav / 0:22 / 88.7 Kb |
| "...We don't have a choice. What? We gotta go up there." | nochoice.wav / 0:19 / 77.2 Kb |