The Rocker


The Rocker stars Rainn Wilson, Jane Lynch, Jeff Garlin, Josh Gad, Teddy Geiger, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, and Christina Applegate. In this movie, in the mid 1980's, Robert "Fish" Fishman (Wilson) was the drummer for the fictional rock band Vesuvius. However, just before Vesuvius's rise to fame, Fish is thrown out of the band in exchange for the opportunity for its remaining members to open for Whitesnake (a real 80's hair metal band). Twenty years later, Fish fails at yet another cubicle job and moves in with his sister and brother-in-law, Lisa (Lynch) and Stan Gadman (Garlin), with Stan being much more sympathetic to Fish's situation than Lisa is. In general, Fish is very unhappy with his life and blames Vesuvius for it. Just when Fish is about to give up all hope, opportunity knocks again in the form of his nephew, Matt (Gad), being the keyboardist in a band known as A.D.D. - A.D.D is in need of a drummer to play at his high school Prom. Matt convinces his other bandmates, lead singer and guitarist Curtis Powell (Geiger) and bassist Amelia Stone (Stone), to let Fish play in A.D.D. Although reluctant at first, Fish agrees, but he blows the Prom gig and is temporarily thrown out of the band. However, he is invited back in to the band when he gets A.D.D. a gig in Indiana. The Indiana gig does not work out, though, as he had to steal Lisa's van to drive there, and Lisa found out.

Fish is subsequently kicked out of Lisa's home and moves into the basement of a Chinese restaurant. Luckily for A.D.D., Matt figures out a way for the band to practice over the internet. Since the basement of the Chinese restaurant is hot, Fish practices naked, and a video of this gets leaked onto the Internet, which becomes a hit and grabs the attention of an agent, David Marshall (Sudeikis). A.D.D. soon goes on a cross country tour, but this gets the best of Fish, who takes his rock star life too far and destroys hotel property, resulting in an arrest. It seems like all is over for A.D.D., but Curtis's mother, Kim (Applegate), agrees to chaperone the kids and keep Fish in check so the other band members' parents can rest easy. This initially does not sit well with Fish, but soon Kim and Fish grow on each other, and at one point, they even share a kiss.

Trouble arises, however, when David does not want to promote Fish as a part of A.D.D., and he tries to convince Curtis to fire Fish. At one point, David is nearly successful, when he offers A.D.D. an opportunity to open for Vesuvius, which, of course, angers Fish. Furthermore, David lies about Fish and Kim having relations, which prompts Curtis to take David up on the offer to open for Vesuvius, resulting in Fish quitting A.D.D. However, Curtis, Matt, and Amelia do not like their replacement drummer and find A.D.D. is not the same without Fish. Fish later rejoins A.D.D., finally puts Vesuvius behind him, and agrees to open for Vesuvius with A.D.D.

The Rocker Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"We are gonna be huge! More importantly, how are my moves?"huge.wav / 0:04 / 16.9 Kb
Fish is kicked out of Vesuvius so its remaining members can get a record contractsellout.wav / 0:28 / 109 Kb
"I will drag you down to Hell with me! I will eat your souls."eatsouls.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb
"...The universe just keeps shoving Vesuvius right back in my face."letgo.wav / 0:06 / 25.8 Kb
Fish breaks up with his girlfriend before she canbreakup.wav / 0:20 / 78.6 Kb
"...It's like winning the lottery and having the lottery ticket ripped up in front of your face."lottery.wav / 0:15 / 61.3 Kb
"Matt is in a band, playing the Prom. Which is the only way he'd ever get to go."prom.wav / 0:06 / 23.9 Kb
"...A.D.D., as in Attention Deficit Disorder. Oh good, you changed it, because Add really blew."add.wav / 0:16 / 66.4 Kb
"...It's called tough love, kid. Yeah, but what about the sweet love?..."toughlove.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb
"...Who wants to play at some crappy school dance anyway? I do, and so do you. Whatever."prom2.wav / 0:12 / 49.1 Kb
"...Too loud is not in my vocabulary."tooloud.wav / 0:04 / 17.2 Kb
"Loads of bands use drum loops. Loads of elevators play Celine Dion. That don't make it right."drumloops.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb
"...Drumming is pain, and I've had more than enough pain for one lifetime."pain.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb
"...He said he could play with us in his sleep..."norehearse.wav / 0:09 / 39.1 Kb
"We're headlining. We shouldn't be going on until at least eleven. It's the Prom. It's over at eleven."11.wav / 0:05 / 20.3 Kb
"Lucky charm. Some people carry a rabbit's foot. I like to rock a pocket of puke."puke.wav / 0:04 / 17.8 Kb
"I just don't date my son's friends. You know, it's just icky."dontdate.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb
"1991 called. They want their teenage angst back. They just called again. They want that joke back."1991.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb
A.D.D. is considering letting Fish join the band permanentlyhaveitall.wav / 0:26 / 101 Kb
"...You don't ask your parents for permission to rock..."indiana.wav / 0:27 / 107 Kb
"...Smiling is for the weak."smile.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb
"...It's not stealing when you're family."stealing.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb
"We don't stop. We don't stop for anything, we just keep - oh, I'd better stop."stop.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb
"All these years, wearing a suit to the office, I should have been a naked drummer. Absolutely. What was I thinking?"nakeddrummer.wav / 0:06 / 24.4 Kb
"Now, I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat right now, a lot of juice, a lot of people coming after you..."heat.wav / 0:06 / 24.8 Kb
"...My name is on that list? Yeah. Can I have it? No."list.wav / 0:09 / 37.1 Kb
"You're gonna have more ladies than Jay-Z got Mercedes."jayz.wav / 0:03 / 13.4 Kb
"I lived my life saying 'What if?' Twenty years of 'What if?'"whatif.wav / 0:05 / 20.3 Kb
"Matty, I trust you, but I don't trust your uncle..."trust.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb
"...There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless, and that is phones and marionettes."cellphones.wav / 0:11 / 45.9 Kb
"...Oh, I'm gonna be responsible all right - for partying until my nuts catch fire."responsible.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb
"...You'll never rock anymore, and you know what? Look at me now, day job! Woo-hoo!"allmylife.wav / 0:12 / 47.2 Kb
"...Unfortunately, they are not of age. Fortunately, I am double the legal limit for after show partying."aspartying.wav / 0:10 / 42.2 Kb
"We are in the joint. We're going behind bars, man, this is awesome! This is what being a rock star's all about..."rockstar.wav / 0:13 / 53.0 Kb
"Don't you call my uncle 'Little Drummer Boy.' He's a big drummer boy."bigdrummerboy.wav / 0:04 / 17.5 Kb
"I'm living my dream. Did you always, uh, have a knee brace in your dream?"dream.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb
"I spent my whole life taking it easy, and now, I'm making up for lost time."easy.wav / 0:04 / 19.4 Kb
"A pregnant seventeen-year-old lead singer wasn't exactly what MTV was looking for. They so lack vision."mtv.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb
"Tiny bit means tiny bit, not big bit or regular bit. Tiny bit, move tiny bit."tinybit.wav / 0:04 / 16.5 Kb
"...Are you familiar with the term PILS?... It's a Person I'd Like to Stab."pils.wav / 0:20 / 80.1 Kb
"Don't you hate it how the camera, itself, adds ten pounds? Yeah, yeah, the camera and the food, right?"camerafood.wav / 0:06 / 24.5 Kb
"...They are in the promised land, and I am walking around out in the desert."promisedland.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb
"...You're like Vin Diesel wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie."cool.wav / 0:06 / 26.7 Kb
"...You've never seen anyone kick over their drums in anger and then jump off the stage and twist both their ankles?..."neverseen.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb
"You are just a guy who won't grow up..."wontgrowup.wav / 0:18 / 74.0 Kb
"...Now I'm ready to work here until I die."workuntilidie.wav / 0:09 / 36.1 Kb
"Curtis, ever since you forced Fish out, this went from being a band to being you and some people behind you..."forcedout.wav / 0:14 / 56.6 Kb
"We need fish. You know, he's sloppy and he's stupid and he's full of life. We're not the same without him."fish.wav / 0:05 / 23.2 Kb
"...I am the best sloppy ass Robert Fishman type drummer there is."rfdrummer.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb
"If this was a week ago, I would have attacked you all like a fierce wolverine..."attacked.wav / 0:22 / 88.7 Kb
"...We don't have a choice. What? We gotta go up there."nochoice.wav / 0:19 / 77.2 Kb

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