Revenge of the Nerds


Revenge of the Nerds stars Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, John Goodman, Ted McGinley, and Julia Montgomery. This movie finds nerds and best friends Lewis Skolnick (Carradine) and Gilbert Lowe (Edwards) heading off to Adams College to study computer science. They are to share a dormitory room in a building housing other first-year students. However, they are thrown out of their dorm by the domineering Alpha Beta fraternity, whose members had carelessly burned their own house down at one of their wild parties. Most of the Alpha Beta members are also members of the football team, and Coach Harris (Goodman) demands the university allow the jocks to take over the freshman dorms. The freshmen are to live in one half of a school gymnasium, but the Dean allows the freshmen to join fraternities early or move to other housing. However, Lewis and Gilbert have no luck at joining fraternities and are stuck living in the gym with other outcasted freshmen. When the nerds get fed up with the gym, they go out and search for other housing, but their best find is a run-down house. Working together, they do manage to fix it up quite nicely, but the jocks will not stand for it and threaten the nerds to leave by throwing a rock through a window of their house. The nerds are referred to the Greek council for resolution of this conflict, but they are informed that they must have a national fraternity sponsor or they cannot file a complaint against the Alpha Betas. The nerds petition for several sponsors, but the only one who will consider them is Lambda Lambda Lambda. They throw a party to try to impress the Lambdas, but it ends in disaster - at first, the Pis (the female equivalents of the Alphas) offer to be the nerds' dates to their party, but it was a joke and they do not show up; even though the nerds do manage to find dates from the Omega Mu sorority, the Alpha Betas wreck the party by unleashing pigs on the nerds. The nerds do not stand for this, and they get even with the Pis - by installing hidden cameras in their dorm rooms, and in the process, going on a panty raid in the Pi house - and the Alphas, by pouring liquid heat in their jock straps. After this feat, the nerds officially become TriLams, and it seems all is well.

However, the Alphas will not give up, and they burn a sign on the TriLams' lawn (symbolic to burning crosses on African Americans' lawns). Even though the nerds are a fraternity, they still cannot have action taken against the Alphas, because the Greek Council is headed by Stan Gable (McGinley), who is also an Alpha and anti-nerd. However, the nerds still have hope, as the president of the Greek Council is chosen by the winner of the previous year's Greek Homecoming Festival, which consists of some athletic events, a charity fund raiser, and a talent show. Even though the nerds stuggle with some of the athletic events (although they do manage to win a few of those by using some of the TriLams' aptitude for science), they do win big with the charity fund raiser and talent show, and they actually end up winning the festival overall, which means they will have control over the Greek Council the following year. Also at the festival, Lewis manages to steal away Stan's girlfriend, Pi sorority sister Betty Childs (Montgomery), by donning a costume Stan wore for the fundraiser event and following her into a room full of air-mattresses behind the carnival - Stan had refused sex with her, and Lewis seized the opportunity, as he had been in love with Betty since the moment he first saw her.

The Alphas are more furious than ever, and they respond to the TriLams' victory by destroying the TriLams house. At this point, the nerds almost give up hope, but Gilbert decides to take one last stand against the Alphas at the homecoming pep rally. While Gilbert is beaten up at first, the national TriLams show up and demand the Alphas leave him alone. Gilbert is finally successful at getting the jocks to leave the nerds alone when he is allowed to take the microphone; he announces that he is proud to be a nerd, calls other nerds to join him, and the jocks are soon outnumbered.

Revenge of the Nerds Sound ClipFile Name / Clip Length / File Size
"Now, I figure with lunch and two ARV's..."arvs.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb
"...That's 7,107.32 boobs..."7107.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb
"...All you really care about is getting laid. I wish I was going with you..."getlaid.wav / 0:09 / 37.4 Kb
"Try not to break so many hearts, huh, Lewis. That hasn't been a real problem yet, Dad."breakhearts.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb
"Nerds. Where are they? I think they're talking about us. No way."nerds.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb
"...I don't know about the best, Lewis. It'll certainly be the messiest."bestdorm.wav / 0:05 / 19.7 Kb
"...Not girls, Gil, women. We're college men now."women.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb
"...They should have thought of that before they burned their house down. Well, what's done is done..."burnhouse.wav / 0:11 / 46.9 Kb
"...You can't just drop me off in a gymnasium..."bewithownage.wav / 0:16 / 62.8 Kb
"Dawson, Dudley? Call me Booger..."booger.wav / 0:05 / 22.9 Kb
Betty recommends Lewis and Gilbert join the Alpha Beta fraternitylgalphabetas.wav / 0:12 / 50.6 Kb
"...I really don't think Ms. Childs would have sent us over here if she didn't think we had a more than decent chance of getting in."neveraccept.wav / 0:13 / 52.5 Kb
"...Two sevens beats a frush..."frush.wav / 0:10 / 41.1 Kb
"...Only humans can be inhuman."inhuman.wav / 0:13 / 51.0 Kb
"...When you're working with a computer, you gotta build something with your mind."mind.wav / 0:07 / 27.7 Kb
"Who's there? Uh. What do you want? Is this the Stewart residence? Why are you here? Uh, I've come about the room. What do you want?..."noroom.wav / 0:12 / 48.8 Kb
Stan is jealous of the nerds' new housenotforlong.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb
"...I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio."douchebag.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb
"...All we have to do is get a national sponsor, and we're in, right? Right, so, uh, I guess we'll see you in about, say, uh, twenty years."nosponsor.wav / 0:25 / 99.2 Kb
The only national fraternity sponsor that would see the nerds is the one they did not send a group photo tolambda.wav / 0:16 / 65.8 Kb
"One of those nerds just asked me out. Which one? I don't know. They all look alike to me."allalike.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb
"...I've been out coming the high schools [for dates] all day."dates.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb
"Alpha Betas are okay if you like sweatsocks..."preferiqs.wav / 0:12 / 49.5 Kb
"...You know women - they're probably just being fashionably late."fashionablylate.wav / 0:06 / 26.9 Kb
"...Now, aerodynamics is just sort of a hobby."aerodynamics.wav / 0:15 / 60.0 Kb
"[The Alpha Betas'] action tonight demands an immediate retaliation..."retaliate.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb
"A nerd saw me naked."sawnaked.wav / 0:01 / 6.97 Kb
"We love you when you're mad."loveyoumad.wav / 0:01 / 7.38 Kb
"...I could never get tired of Betty..."betty.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb
The nerds have been up all night watching the Pis via hidden cameras the nerds have installed in the Pis' housewatchingpis.wav / 0:09 / 38.0 Kb
"...You nerd - you guys finally fought back."foughtback.wav / 0:17 / 68.4 Kb
"...You can't get away with this. Oh no, I'm afraid I can..."getaway.wav / 0:27 / 106 Kb
"Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life..."threat.wav / 0:10 / 40.2 Kb
"Ogre" (of the Alpha Betas) and "Booger" (of the TriLams) compete in a belching contestbelching.wav / 0:26 / 104 Kb
"I'm not kissing a nerd. You have to - I paid my money..."notkissing.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb
"...Betty, you're like a goat."goat.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb
"...All jocks think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex."sex.wav / 0:11 / 43.9 Kb
"...Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant"deadant.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb
Sample of the Lambda Lambda Lambda Raplambdarap.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb
"I'm in love with a nerd, heh"lovenerd.wav / 0:02 / 9.62 Kb
"...You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of damn nerds. NERDS!"whippedbynerds.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb
Lewis almost gives up hope on ever freeing the nerds from persecutioncandonothing.wav / 0:22 / 88.6 Kb
"I'm a nerd, and, uh, I'm pretty proud of it."proud.wav / 0:04 / 18.3 Kb
"We have news for the beautiful people - there's a lot more of us than there are of you."moreofus.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb
"...You're jocks. Go live in the gym."liveingym.wav / 0:13 / 54.7 Kb

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