| Revenge of the Nerds Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "Now, I figure with lunch and two ARV's..." | arvs.wav / 0:09 / 38.2 Kb |
| "...That's 7,107.32 boobs..." | 7107.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "...All you really care about is getting laid. I wish I was going with you..." | getlaid.wav / 0:09 / 37.4 Kb |
| "Try not to break so many hearts, huh, Lewis. That hasn't been a real problem yet, Dad." | breakhearts.wav / 0:04 / 18.8 Kb |
| "Nerds. Where are they? I think they're talking about us. No way." | nerds.wav / 0:06 / 24.1 Kb |
| "...I don't know about the best, Lewis. It'll certainly be the messiest." | bestdorm.wav / 0:05 / 19.7 Kb |
| "...Not girls, Gil, women. We're college men now." | women.wav / 0:05 / 23.4 Kb |
| "...They should have thought of that before they burned their house down. Well, what's done is done..." | burnhouse.wav / 0:11 / 46.9 Kb |
| "...You can't just drop me off in a gymnasium..." | bewithownage.wav / 0:16 / 62.8 Kb |
| "Dawson, Dudley? Call me Booger..." | booger.wav / 0:05 / 22.9 Kb |
| Betty recommends Lewis and Gilbert join the Alpha Beta fraternity | lgalphabetas.wav / 0:12 / 50.6 Kb |
| "...I really don't think Ms. Childs would have sent us over here if she didn't think we had a more than decent chance of getting in." | neveraccept.wav / 0:13 / 52.5 Kb |
| "...Two sevens beats a frush..." | frush.wav / 0:10 / 41.1 Kb |
| "...Only humans can be inhuman." | inhuman.wav / 0:13 / 51.0 Kb |
| "...When you're working with a computer, you gotta build something with your mind." | mind.wav / 0:07 / 27.7 Kb |
| "Who's there? Uh. What do you want? Is this the Stewart residence? Why are you here? Uh, I've come about the room. What do you want?..." | noroom.wav / 0:12 / 48.8 Kb |
| Stan is jealous of the nerds' new house | notforlong.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb |
| "...I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio." | douchebag.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "...All we have to do is get a national sponsor, and we're in, right? Right, so, uh, I guess we'll see you in about, say, uh, twenty years." | nosponsor.wav / 0:25 / 99.2 Kb |
| The only national fraternity sponsor that would see the nerds is the one they did not send a group photo to | lambda.wav / 0:16 / 65.8 Kb |
| "One of those nerds just asked me out. Which one? I don't know. They all look alike to me." | allalike.wav / 0:05 / 21.9 Kb |
| "...I've been out coming the high schools [for dates] all day." | dates.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| "Alpha Betas are okay if you like sweatsocks..." | preferiqs.wav / 0:12 / 49.5 Kb |
| "...You know women - they're probably just being fashionably late." | fashionablylate.wav / 0:06 / 26.9 Kb |
| "...Now, aerodynamics is just sort of a hobby." | aerodynamics.wav / 0:15 / 60.0 Kb |
| "[The Alpha Betas'] action tonight demands an immediate retaliation..." | retaliate.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "A nerd saw me naked." | sawnaked.wav / 0:01 / 6.97 Kb |
| "We love you when you're mad." | loveyoumad.wav / 0:01 / 7.38 Kb |
| "...I could never get tired of Betty..." | betty.wav / 0:09 / 37.9 Kb |
| The nerds have been up all night watching the Pis via hidden cameras the nerds have installed in the Pis' house | watchingpis.wav / 0:09 / 38.0 Kb |
| "...You nerd - you guys finally fought back." | foughtback.wav / 0:17 / 68.4 Kb |
| "...You can't get away with this. Oh no, I'm afraid I can..." | getaway.wav / 0:27 / 106 Kb |
| "Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life..." | threat.wav / 0:10 / 40.2 Kb |
| "Ogre" (of the Alpha Betas) and "Booger" (of the TriLams) compete in a belching contest | belching.wav / 0:26 / 104 Kb |
| "I'm not kissing a nerd. You have to - I paid my money..." | notkissing.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb |
| "...Betty, you're like a goat." | goat.wav / 0:05 / 21.5 Kb |
| "...All jocks think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex." | sex.wav / 0:11 / 43.9 Kb |
| "...Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant" | deadant.wav / 0:07 / 28.6 Kb |
| Sample of the Lambda Lambda Lambda Rap | lambdarap.wav / 0:27 / 108 Kb |
| "I'm in love with a nerd, heh" | lovenerd.wav / 0:02 / 9.62 Kb |
| "...You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of damn nerds. NERDS!" | whippedbynerds.wav / 0:18 / 73.2 Kb |
| Lewis almost gives up hope on ever freeing the nerds from persecution | candonothing.wav / 0:22 / 88.6 Kb |
| "I'm a nerd, and, uh, I'm pretty proud of it." | proud.wav / 0:04 / 18.3 Kb |
| "We have news for the beautiful people - there's a lot more of us than there are of you." | moreofus.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "...You're jocks. Go live in the gym." | liveingym.wav / 0:13 / 54.7 Kb |