| Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
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| "...It is a time for fraternity leaders to discuss the philosophy of brotherhood... and get laid." | ufc.wav / 0:15 / 61.1 Kb |
| "I'm the only guy in the world who could break his leg playing chess." | breakleg.wav / 0:03 / 12.6 Kb |
| "You've got the looks of a Kennedy and the brains of an Einstein..." | skolnick.wav / 0:05 / 21.2 Kb |
| "...Kick it up to 37 [miles per hour]. Let's live dangerously. Dad!" | 35.wav / 0:11 / 43.9 Kb |
| "According to this, the year-round mean temperature in Ft. Lauderdale is seventy-two degrees... What did you expect - sixty-eight degrees?" | 72degrees.wav / 0:14 / 57.2 Kb |
| One of "Booger's" (a TriLamb) pickup lines | creamythighs.wav / 0:08 / 34.4 Kb |
| "...Why don't you just blow your nose on your shirt? That's what I do." | blownose.wav / 0:13 / 53.2 Kb |
| "...I'm fine. Is my hair okay?" | hair.wav / 0:03 / 12.1 Kb |
| "...I hope nobody was hurt, or will be." | hurt.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| "...If you believe in yourself, you can be a big screwup." | believe.wav / 0:05 / 22.9 Kb |
| "...Lewis Skolnick... We have a girlfriend - I mean, reservations." | girlfriend.wav / 0:14 / 57.5 Kb |
| "...I don't want nerds staying in this hotel... That room has to stay empty. Why? Fire law..." | firelaw.wav / 0:28 / 113 Kb |
| Roger tries to talk the TriLambs into leaving Ft. Lauderdale | leave.wav / 0:18 / 71.8 Kb |
| "...Just call me, don't be afraid." | callme.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "...What are you asking us for? You're the one with the 2.0 average..." | 2pt0avg.wav / 0:13 / 51.9 Kb |
| "There could be a nuclear war; there'd be nothing left but cockroaches and nerds." | nuclearwar.wav / 0:04 / 16.2 Kb |
| "...It's a reverse nickname, you know, like they call redheaded guys, 'Blondie,'..." | reversenickname.wav / 0:13 / 54.2 Kb |
| "...Anxiety makes me flatulent." | anxiety.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb |
| "If not us, who? If not now, when?..." | whowhen.wav / 0:04 / 17.0 Kb |
| "A virgin's a terrible thing to waste." | virgin.wav / 0:02 / 8.71 Kb |
| "Trespassers have witnessed sacred ritual - must burn clothes and chant, or die, as well." | burnclothes.wav / 0:07 / 29.5 Kb |
| "...Would you pick up five guys in their underwear?" | noride.wav / 0:05 / 23.0 Kb |
| "...I'm going back home, where I can not get laid in peace." | fools.wav / 0:06 / 23.7 Kb |
| "...They call me, 'Booger'... They call me, 'Snotty.'" | boogersnotty.wav / 0:07 / 31.3 Kb |
| "You know, those geeks look dumber in their underwear than they do in person." | dumber.wav / 0:03 / 13.8 Kb |
| "We went to college to drink beer, play football, and get laid..." | noacademics.wav / 0:10 / 43.0 Kb |
| "...I'm not paying you to think..." | nothink.wav / 0:11 / 43.3 Kb |
| Lewis and the other TriLambs argue for their right to be present at the United Fraternity Conference | right.wav / 0:24 / 97.0 Kb |
| "We're gonna have to fight fire with fire. I agree, let's torch their hotel..." | fire.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "To truly hock a loogie, one must not..." | hockloogie.wav / 0:08 / 34.3 Kb |
| Gilbert (Lewis' friend who had been unable to attend the UFC) warns Lewis that he may be falling into a setup by the Alphas | alwaysalpha.wav / 0:28 / 112 Kb |
| "...These TriLambs are, uh, good nerds, men." | goodnerds.wav / 0:14 / 57.8 Kb |
| "...Find out what they look like naked? Find out if she's got a brother? Find out how long they've been listening to us?" | findout.wav / 0:11 / 46.7 Kb |
| "I can't believe this. What? Uh, rubbing lotion on a girl who, uh, could date anybody she wanted in the entire state of Florida..." | primates.wav / 0:19 / 74.6 Kb |
| "4,749,681,999 bottles of beer on the wall..." | 4749681999.wav / 0:19 / 75.7 Kb |
| "...That car was lent to us by the three beautiful girls who are our dates..." | beautifulgirls.wav / 0:13 / 51.4 Kb |
| "...Okay, so I'm stupid. You believed me. What's that make you? A felon." | stupid.wav / 0:06 / 26.8 Kb |
| "...Yeah, you were thinking, all right. You were just using the wrong head." | wronghead.wav / 0:10 / 39.8 Kb |
| "You know, here's a problem that just won't go away. Yeah, it's just like my crabs..." | crabs.wav / 0:17 / 69.0 Kb |
| "...If you tell them that [we framed the nerds], it's gonna give us away..." | telleveryone.wav / 0:23 / 92.8 Kb |
| "Even on a deserted island, we got somebody calling us geeks." | desertedisland.wav / 0:03 / 12.9 Kb |
| "...Perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness." | perpsmallness.wav / 0:26 / 103 Kb |
| "What if, uh, C-A-T really spelled 'dog?'..." | catdog.wav / 0:09 / 38.3 Kb |
| "...I woke up. No, you dreamed you woke up..." | dreamwokeup.wav / 0:23 / 90.7 Kb |
| "Hey, will you keep it down? *snore* I don't want to wake me up..." | dontwakemeup.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb |
| "...I don't know that. You know that. I know that." | knowthat.wav / 0:04 / 16.7 Kb |
| "It's the nerds. They're back, and they're bad." | backbad.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| "...Tell me what these guys have in common. I don't know Rog, they're all wearing green." | green.wav / 0:07 / 27.7 Kb |
| "...There's nothing I can say about it, but there's something I've gotta do about it." | doaboutit.wav / 0:22 / 89.7 Kb |
Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise is the sequel to
Revenge of the Nerds and stars Robert Carradine,
Bradley Whitford, and Donald Gibb. At the beginning of this movie, the nerdy Lewis Skolnick
(Carradine) and other members of the nerdy Adams College fraternity, Lambda Lambda Lambda, head
for a national fraternity conference in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. However, once again, they must
fight their rival fraternity, the Alpha Betas, who seek to remove the nerds' fraternity status.
Roger (Whitford) is the leader of the Alphas present at the conference, and his first attempt
to run the nerds out of Florida involves an alliance with the acting manager of the hotel at
where the TriLambs are staying for the conference - the nerds' rooms are cancelled without
warning. After the TriLambs manage to find another hotel, the Alphas try scaring them away by
posing as a Native American tribe. After that fails, the Alphas attempt to amend the bylaws of
the national fraternities to exclude the TriLambs; the TriLambs retaliate by throwing a party
and succeed in convincing the other fraternities to reject a proposal to introduce physical
standards all fraternities must live up to. The Alphas then frame the nerds for grand theft
auto, but the TriLambs are bailed out. As a final attempt to expel Lambda Lambda Lambda from
the national fraternity conference, the Alphas dump the nerds on a deserted island. The Alphas
also dump one of their own on the island with the TriLambs, Fred "Ogre" Palowakski (Gibb), who
was a member of the Alphas' Adams Chapter in the previous movie - Ogre's frat brothers were
afraid he was going to tell everyone they framed the nerds for grand theft auto. However, the
TriLambs are able to use Ogre's help in getting off the deserted island, and Ogre joins the
nerds in the fight for their right to remain a fraternity.