| Saving Silverman Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...All they want from you is your man juice" | manjuice.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| What a mime looks like when having sex | mime.wav / 0:14 / 56.5 Kb |
| Wayne tries to get Judith to meet Darren | nointindarren.wav / 0:15 / 61.3 Kb |
| "...Seriously, I don't want to meet you" | nointindarren2.wav / 0:14 / 55.8 Kb |
| "That jerk tried to get in your pants with some tacky pickup line..." | magic.wav / 0:06 / 25.2 Kb |
| "...We snuck backstage, and totally stole it from him when he was taking a whiz" | stoleneilsshirt.wav / 0:09 / 38.6 Kb |
| How psychology and pest and rodent removal are related | related.wav / 0:22 / 86.4 Kb |
| Neil Diamond's "Cherry Cherry" sung bad | cherrybad.wav / 0:23 / 91.0 Kb |
| "...I thought his ass looked tighter" | buttcheekimp.wav / 0:15 / 61.1 Kb |
| "Before Judith, our fun level was at an all-time high..." | judikillfun.wav / 0:17 / 69.1 Kb |
| "...I don't want your shabby old house or your dead grandmother..." | bribe.wav / 0:28 / 110 Kb |
| "Darren's mine. There's nothing you can do about it..." | controldarren.wav / 0:09 / 37.4 Kb |
| "...It's sexist for the woman to take the man's last name" | lastname.wav / 0:15 / 60.3 Kb |
| "...You were booed off the stage" | booedoffstage.wav / 0:15 / 60.2 Kb |
| "...The paint ran and everyone could see my dong..." | paintedtux.wav / 0:16 / 66.2 Kb |
| "...Isn't one and only, like, one and only?" | 1andonly.wav / 0:09 / 37.7 Kb |
| "...Our invitations must have been lost in the mail..." | invitations.wav / 0:15 / 58.9 Kb |
| "...Eat this, fake Wayne!" | ourfriend.wav / 0:08 / 33.2 Kb |
| Wayne and J.D. contrast Judith to Sandy | judithvsandy.wav / 0:22 / 88.0 Kb |
| "...I'm not going to make the *imitates static* sound after I say stuff, from now on..." | static.wav / 0:17 / 67.0 Kb |
| "...I only know the Air Force signals" | signals.wav / 0:04 / 19.0 Kb |
| "...The cops will be looking for a guy dressed in a bird suit..." | birdsuit.wav / 0:19 / 77.7 Kb |
| "...Maybe she got kidnapped..." | kidnapped.wav / 0:19 / 76.4 Kb |
| "Did you know J.D. McNugent?..." | jd.wav / 0:10 / 41.5 Kb |
| "...She's like Hannibal Lechter" | superintellect.wav / 0:07 / 30.1 Kb |
| "We can't kill her. Sure you can..." | cantkill.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "You guys aren't going to shoot me..." | notkillers.wav / 0:30 / 117 Kb |
| "...I gave her your word" | gaveyourword.wav / 0:11 / 44.9 Kb |
| "...When you go out with Sandy" | gooutwithsandy.wav / 0:04 / 19.2 Kb |
| A montage of "Come on's" | comeon.wav / 0:15 / 60.1 Kb |
| "Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?..." | sexwithman.wav / 0:21 / 82.8 Kb |
| J.D. tells Wayne he's gay | jdgay.wav / 0:22 / 87.5 Kb |
| "It seems like you are in love with Darren..." | soungay.wav / 0:27 / 105 Kb |
| "...Nipples are fine. Nipples work" | nipples.wav / 0:08 / 34.1 Kb |
| "...I love you too, Judith..." | lovejudith.wav / 0:08 / 32.2 Kb |
| "So, do you even love him?..." | allkindsoflove.wav / 0:10 / 42.5 Kb |
| "...You didn't know a lot of things..." | 3balls.wav / 0:13 / 53.2 Kb |
| "...You've been pinching loaves on the lawn?..." | dontusetoilet.wav / 0:16 / 64.4 Kb |
| "...We'll tell him we got ghosts" | ghosts.wav / 0:12 / 48.2 Kb |
| "...We ate her..." | ateher.wav / 0:16 / 64.4 Kb |
| "...You don't mind if I try to defend myself, do you?..." | challenge.wav / 0:08 / 32.9 Kb |
| "I'm gone for a week and you're screwing a nun?" | nun.wav / 0:02 / 11.2 Kb |
| "...Look into both our eyes at the same time and say it" | eyes.wav / 0:13 / 51.6 Kb |
| "...You're somebody's girlfriend? Who? I want to meet him" | girlfriends.wav / 0:19 / 75.3 Kb |
| "...We never sent you any naked pictures..." | nakedpictures.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "...One little prison break and they're all over you" | alloveryou.wav / 0:04 / 17.9 Kb |
| "...I have a weakness for incompetent morons" | likedkiss.wav / 0:07 / 27.8 Kb |
| "I now pronounce you man and man..." | man.wav / 0:04 / 19.0 Kb |