| Spaceballs Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...You went over my helmet?..." | overmyhelmet.wav / 0:12 / 47.7 Kb |
| "...Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, because it's gonna be a short honeymoon." | short.wav / 0:07 / 29.2 Kb |
| Princess Vespa ditches her wedding ceremony because she does not love the person she has been forced to marry | ditchwedding.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "...Barf, Puke, whatever." | barf.wav / 0:10 / 39.5 Kb |
| "...Unfair to the payor, but not to the payee." | unfair.wav / 0:20 / 80.2 Kb |
| "We all know Prince Valium is a pill..." | pill.wav / 0:06 / 26.3 Kb |
| "...I'm glad, glad, glad, glad..." | glad.wav / 0:09 / 35.8 Kb |
| "...All right, I'll take a shot at [beaming]. What the hell? It works on Star Trek." | beam.wav / 0:15 / 61.2 Kb |
| "...We've got this thing about death. It's not us." | death.wav / 0:05 / 21.6 Kb |
| "Oh no, Spaceballs, and they've already got her in their magnetic beam. Oh well, we're too late, what a shame..." | toolate.wav / 0:07 / 29.0 Kb |
| "We're not just doing this for money..." | money.wav / 0:05 / 20.3 Kb |
| "I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps... That's not all he's lost." | lost.wav / 0:18 / 70.5 Kb |
| "Who are you? Barf. Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes..." | barf2.wav / 0:06 / 26.1 Kb |
| "I'm a mawg - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." | mawg.wav / 0:04 / 17.3 Kb |
| "...That's all we needed - a Druish princess. Funny, she doesn't look Druish." | druish.wav / 0:22 / 87.6 Kb |
| "...Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before... What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken? Prepare ship for ludicrous speed..." | ludicrous.wav / 0:29 / 117 Kb |
| "...I told you we should've put more than five bucks worth [of gas] in." | 5bucks.wav / 0:06 / 24.3 Kb |
| "On this ship, you're to refer to me as, 'idiot,' not 'you captain.'" | idiot.wav / 0:03 / 14.8 Kb |
| "I said, 'Take only what you need to survive'..." | cantlive.wav / 0:07 / 30.9 Kb |
| "...There's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing... Instant casettes - they're out in stores before the movie is finished." | instcasettes.wav / 0:16 / 66.2 Kb |
| "...When will then be now? Soon." | thennow.wav / 0:17 / 69.9 Kb |
| "Water, water, water. Oil, oil. Room service, room service." | water.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| "...What are you preparing? You're always preparing. Just go!" | preparing.wav / 0:05 / 19.9 Kb |
| "...I'm just plain Yogurt." | yogurt.wav / 0:13 / 53.2 Kb |
| "I am the keeper of... the schwartz." | schwartz.wav / 0:12 / 47.9 Kb |
| "Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made..." | merchandising.wav / 0:26 / 102 Kb |
| "...You can read it. No, I was just clearing my throat." | clearthroat.wav / 0:09 / 39.0 Kb |
| "We'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money." | spaceballs2.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it." | moneyandpower.wav / 0:13 / 51.0 Kb |
| "...I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. Good." | didntsee.wav / 0:03 / 13.6 Kb |
| "If you do not give me the combination to the airshield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back her old nose... All right, I'll tell. I'll tell." | oldnose.wav / 0:15 / 62.5 Kb |
| "So, the combination is 1-2-3-4-5?..." | 12345.wav / 0:10 / 40.7 Kb |
| "...Not bad, for a girl. Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!" | notbad.wav / 0:06 / 27.0 Kb |
| "Ah, Planet Druidia, and 10,000 years of fresh air. The way he runs things, it won't last 100." | wontlast100.wav / 0:06 / 27.0 Kb |
| "...Commence Operation Vacu-suck." | vacusuck.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| "...Step one: we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet. Step two: we destroy that thing..." | actfast.wav / 0:17 / 69.0 Kb |
| "She's gone from suck to blow." | suckblow.wav / 0:02 / 8.50 Kb |
| "At last, we meet, for the first time, for the last time." | last.wav / 0:03 / 13.2 Kb |
| "...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate..." | fbncroommate.wav / 0:18 / 70.9 Kb |
| "I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how you handle it." | schwartz2.wav / 0:06 / 25.6 Kb |
| "Now, you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." | evil.wav / 0:05 / 21.3 Kb |
| "I can't make decisions. I'm a president." | president.wav / 0:02 / 10.9 Kb |
| "...Well boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it." | onepod.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button." | cancelbutton.wav / 0:05 / 22.3 Kb |
| "Out of order? Even in the future, nothing works." | outoforder.wav / 0:03 / 12.4 Kb |
| "Counting down: Ten, nine, eight, six. Six? What happened to seven? Just kidding." | 7.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love." | love.wav / 0:02 / 9.83 Kb |
| "I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today..." | marry.wav / 0:12 / 47.2 Kb |
Spaceballs stars Mel Brooks, Daphne Zuniga, Rick Moranis, Dick VanPatten, Bill
Pullman, and John Candy. At the beginning of this parody of science fiction movies and
television shows such as Star Wars and Star Trek, President Skroob (Brooks)
of Planet Spaceball must deal with an impending air shortage. The Spaceballs are using up all
of the planet's air, and Skroob plans to steal the air from planet Druidia. Since planet
Druidia is protected by an air shield, he plans to obtain the combination to open the air
shield by kidnapping the Druish Princess Vespa (Zuniga) using the help of Dark Helmet (Moranis)
and his army of Spaceballs. They plan to hold Vespa hostage until her father, King Roland
(VanPatten), gives the Spaceballs the combination to the Druidia air shield. Vespa is also to
be married on the day Dark Helmet plans his attack. Vespa does not love Prince Valium, the
person she is forced to marry, and the only reason she is marrying Valium is because he is the
last known prince in the galaxy. On her wedding day, Vespa runs away into space, where she is
captured by the Spaceballs. Roland enlists the services of Captain Lone Starr (Pullman) and his
sidekick, the mawg (half-man, half-dog) Barf (Candy), to rescue Vespa, for the price of one
million space bucks - Lone Starr needs the money to pay off a debt. Lone Starr does succeed in
rescuing the princess, only to run out of fuel for his ship and crash-land on the desert "Moon
of Vega," where he is found by the Spaceballs. However, while he is on Vega, Lone Starr also
obtains a ring with special powers to aid in his mission of saving planet Druidia, but he must
face off against Dark Helmet, who has the same powers. In the process, Vespa and Lone Starr end
up falling in love with each other, and it appears that despite their differences, they are
perfect for each other, if only Lone Starr were a prince.