| Step Brothers Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "...Which eliminates the need to put your face between those breasts." | facebreasts.wav / 0:10 / 42.3 Kb |
| "I'm not going to call him Dad..." | notdad.wav / 0:10 / 39.4 Kb |
| What men do according to Dale | men.wav / 0:16 / 65.3 Kb |
| "...I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins..." | jhopkins.wav / 0:22 / 89.4 Kb |
| "...You can just call me 'Dragon.' You have to call me 'Knight Huff.'" | dragonknight.wav / 0:06 / 23.8 Kb |
| "My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce..." | fancysauce.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "...I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness..." | kungfu.wav / 0:19 / 75.3 Kb |
| "I manage a baseball team. Little League? Fantasy League." | baseball.wav / 0:04 / 16.3 Kb |
| "...I'm not the one staring at me." | staring.wav / 0:06 / 26.9 Kb |
| "That's right, Mr. Doback. Call me Robert. That's right, Robin. Robert." | robin.wav / 0:04 / 18.4 Kb |
| "...I've been called 'The Songbird of My Generation' by people who have heard me..." | goodsinger.wav / 0:19 / 76.3 Kb |
| Dale had dropped out of college in hopes of becoming a medical doctor, like Robert!? | leftcollege.wav / 0:19 / 76.4 Kb |
| "...Me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime..." | retard.wav / 0:21 / 83.0 Kb |
| "Did you touch my drum set?..." | didnttouch.wav / 0:11 / 44.0 Kb |
| "...He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point, he said, 'Let's get it on'..." | rape.wav / 0:15 / 62.2 Kb |
| "...I'm Derek, and I can sing high like this." | dereksing.wav / 0:24 / 97.1 Kb |
| "...I have the opposite of a problem..." | problem.wav / 0:17 / 68.7 Kb |
| Derek invites Dale and Brennan to punch him in the face | punch.wav / 0:15 / 62.0 Kb |
| "Hey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain? What? If you lick my butt." | lickbutt.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...Maybe, someday, we can become friends, friends who ride majestic and translucent steeds..." | friends.wav / 0:23 / 92.1 Kb |
| Brennan has a sword signed by Randy Jackson from American Idol | rjackson.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "...My name is Pam. Are you saying Pan or Pam?..." | panpam.wav / 0:10 / 39.4 Kb |
| "...We're also slow learners." | slowlearners.wav / 0:07 / 28.3 Kb |
| "...You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms." | stupid.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb |
| "...I am not licking any white dogshit. I'll lick the dogshit if you'll leave us alone..." | dogsht.wav / 0:15 / 59.7 Kb |
| "I got a belly full of white dogcrap in me, and now you lay this shit on me!" | laysht.wav / 0:04 / 17.6 Kb |
| "If we're gonna start a huge multinational corporation, I'm gonna have to hear you sing. Can't you just trust that I'm a real really really good singer?" | sing.wav / 0:07 / 30.6 Kb |
| Brennan makes up excuses in case he is a lousy singer in Dale's eyes | notsingtooloud.wav / 0:16 / 63.6 Kb |
| "...For a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn..." | unicorn.wav / 0:14 / 55.0 Kb |
| Dale imitates the plot of the movie Good Will Hunting for his first therapy session | gwhunting.wav / 0:25 / 100 Kb |
| Brennan falls in love with his therapist at first sight, but she does not feel the same way about him | loveyou.wav / 0:28 / 110 Kb |
| The beginning of Dale and Brennan's pitch for "Prestige Worldwide" | prestigeww.wav / 0:29 / 114 Kb |
| "Uh, that's a very nice sweater you're wearing. Uh, it was my mom's. I took the shoulder pads off." | sweater.wav / 0:05 / 22.4 Kb |
| "...She's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist..." | notgirlfriend.wav / 0:10 / 39.4 Kb |
| "...What do any of us do to deserve anything?..." | deserve.wav / 0:14 / 56.1 Kb |
| "...Want to know what I got [for Christmas] - a crushed soul. You mentioned that earlier." | crushedsoul.wav / 0:16 / 65.9 Kb |
| Robert directly blames Dale and Brennan for his and Nancy's divorce | divorce.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "Hey, you know, we don't have to whisper anymore. Mom and Dad aren't here..." | whisper.wav / 0:08 / 33.3 Kb |
| Dale and Brennan call each other out on their problems | dbproblems.wav / 0:13 / 53.8 Kb |
| "Hey, we're no longer brothers. We never were. We were step brothers." | stepbrothers.wav / 0:05 / 21.6 Kb |
| Brennan asks his therapist for advice on how to act "grown up" | grownup.wav / 0:26 / 102 Kb |
| There are only two kinds of jobs Dale will not do | bugaboos.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "Damn it, I don't know what it is about your face, but I want to deliver one of these right in your suckhole..." | face.wav / 0:25 / 101 Kb |
| "...Stop being a dinosaur and get a job." | dinosaur.wav / 0:26 / 104 Kb |
| "...It just kills me to see you so crushed and normal." | crushednormal.wav / 0:08 / 31.6 Kb |
| "...I'm miserable, I had to get up at 10:00 this morning." | miserable.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| Brennan's therapist, Denise, is starting to love him back | denise.wav / 0:28 / 109 Kb |
| "Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave, and I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible..." | brave.wav / 0:13 / 53.6 Kb |
| "'...If you can't sing, just sit down.' That's our motto." | sitdown.wav / 0:07 / 27.6 Kb |
Step Brothers stars Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins,
and Adam Scott. In this movie, Brennan Huff (Ferrell) and Dale Doback (Reilly) are grown men
who still live with and are reliant on a parent, and they have no intention of getting jobs
and moving out. They also behave very childishly. Brennan, thirty-nine years old, lives with
his divorced mother, Nancy (Steenburgen), while Dale, forty, lives with his widowed father,
Robert (Jenkins). Nancy and Robert meet each other at a medical conference and are instantly
in love with each other. They marry, which means Brennan and Dale are to live with each other
as well, at Robert and Dale's house. The two do not get along at first, as one blames the
other for disrupting his "perfect life." In fact, a series of sabotages leads to a fight
between the two, which causes the parents to evict Brennan and Dale; the two have a month to
find jobs and move out.