| Tommy Boy Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
|---|
| "Late again, Tommy? You're pathetic..." | late.wav / 0:03 / 15.5 Kb |
| Tommy is happy about a D+ | dplus.wav / 0:09 / 35.9 Kb |
| "...Were you calling from a walkie talkie? No, it was a cordless" | 9er.wav / 0:22 / 87.6 Kb |
| "...A lot of people go to college for seven years..." | 7years.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "...Your brain has the shell on it" | shell.wav / 0:05 / 22.8 Kb |
| "My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery..." | nerdery.wav / 0:03 / 13.0 Kb |
| "I was checking the specs on the endline for the rotary girder" | specs.wav / 0:05 / 20.4 Kb |
| "...John Hancock? It's Herbie Hancock..." | hancock.wav / 0:07 / 30.3 Kb |
| "...Why shouldn't you? You've been here ten minutes" | 10minutes.wav / 0:05 / 23.5 Kb |
| "It's called reading - top to bottom, left to right..." | reading.wav / 0:07 / 28.9 Kb |
| "Holy schnikes!" | schnikes.wav / 0:02 / 10.3 Kb |
| "...She was the only one of the trainers I didn't want to plant six feet under a lettuce patch" | fatspatrainer.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| What there is to do in Tommy's town | tonsofstuff.wav / 0:10 / 41.8 Kb |
| "...We're going to be doing lots of dumb stuff together..." | dumb.wav / 0:07 / 28.7 Kb |
| "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid? Why?" | paintchips.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb |
| Tommy does a Star Wars impression | starwars.wav / 0:12 / 50.7 Kb |
| Tommy mistakes Columbus, GA for Columbus, OH | columbus.wav / 0:14 / 56.1 Kb |
| "...If I couldn't do things my own way, I'd probably freak out and blow up the whole town" | filecabinets.wav / 0:16 / 63.4 Kb |
| "...A little something into the camera" | camera.wav / 0:03 / 14.3 Kb |
| "I could get a hell of a look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass..." | tbone.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| "...I was just kidding. I have no idea where they live" | wherelive.wav / 0:19 / 74.9 Kb |
| "What did I say about eating in the car..." | spoilsdinner.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin" | 1andahalfpct.wav / 0:07 / 31.2 Kb |
| "Hey, does this suit make me look fat?..." | fat.wav / 0:02 / 11.5 Kb |
| "...We don't take no prisoners..." | no.wav / 0:08 / 32.4 Kb |
| "...That kid's one apple that fell way off the tree" | wayofftree.wav / 0:11 / 43.8 Kb |
| "...I'd take you to the vet..." | vet.wav / 0:09 / 38.8 Kb |
| "You gotta finesse them a little bit..." | finesse.wav / 0:05 / 20.7 Kb |
| "It's nice to see you again, Mr. Insult..." | mrinsult.wav / 0:04 / 16.1 Kb |
| "You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there..." | butchersass.wav / 0:16 / 63.6 Kb |
| "...All you can say is, 'He seems like a nice guy'" | niceguy.wav / 0:19 / 75.1 Kb |
| "...He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves..." | ketchuppopsicle.wav / 0:06 / 26.3 Kb |
| "...He'll fix everything, so I'm allowed to be a moron" | moron.wav / 0:04 / 17.1 Kb |
| "Tommy likey. Tommy want wingie" | wingie.wav / 0:03 / 12.6 Kb |
| "You figure if you put that little box under your pillow at night, the guarantee fairy might come by and leave you a quarter..." | guaranteefairy.wav / 0:19 / 75.2 Kb |
| "...Housekeeping. You want me to give you French kiss?" | housekeeping.wav / 0:15 / 59.8 Kb |
| "...Don't run away from your feelings" | holdme.wav / 0:06 / 24.8 Kb |
| "This is like a bad Twilight Zone..." | tumor.wav / 0:03 / 14.3 Kb |
| Tommy and Richard pretend they're being attacked by bees to fool the cops | bees.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met? I don't think so" | chicago.wav / 0:28 / 112 Kb |
| "What are we serving tonight? Chicken or chicken?" | chicken.wav / 0:02 / 11.0 Kb |
| Richard, posing as a flight attendant, makes announcements | seatbeltlifepres.wav / 0:19 / 74.7 Kb |
| "...Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head" | robbank.wav / 0:07 / 30.8 Kb |
| "Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume..." | washoff.wav / 0:06 / 27.2 Kb |
| "...The truth is I make car parts for the American working man because I'm a hell of a salesman..." | truth.wav / 0:10 / 42.6 Kb |
| "...Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid or something? Why?" | roadflares.wav / 0:11 / 44.0 Kb |
| "...The camera adds a couple hundred pounds" | cameraaddlbs.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "...Have it say, 'Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles...'" | card.wav / 0:08 / 33.5 Kb |
| "Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me..." | family.wav / 0:17 / 68.4 Kb |
Tommy Boy stars Chris Farley and David Spade. In this movie, Tommy Callahan, Jr. (Farley)
is a goof-off who just walks through life. After he graduates from college, which took him
seven years, he goes to work for his father's company, Callahan Auto Parts, which has been in
the family for generations. Tommy gets an executive position and his own office, much to the
dismay of Richard Hayden (Spade), someone he has known since childhood and who is envious of
Tommy's being lazy and yet being rewarded. Later, Tommy, Sr. gets married and then dies of a
heart attack, which puts Callahan Auto in jeopardy. Tommy, Jr. decides he must put up his
inheritance (his house and stock in Callahan Auto) as collateral and try to sell enough brake
pads (which are "the future of Callahan Auto") so he can save Callahan Auto and its three
hundred employees, and Richard reluctantly accompanies him on the road since Tommy doesn't know
much about the brake pads and Richard was Tommy's father's right-hand man. While it seems tough
for Tommy at first because of his shortcomings, eventually, he gets the hang of it and becomes
a selling machine. Meanwhile, two con artists (who managed to acquire stock in Callahan Auto)
try to sabotage Tommy's plan so they can sell the company to a larger competitor and become
rich.