| Vegas Vacation Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "Vegas, Vegas, Vegas..." | vegas.wav / 0:03 / 14.7 Kb |
| "...Anyone for milk? Eight years old" | 8yrsold.wav / 0:10 / 39.7 Kb |
| "...Have anybody in mind for a bridesmaid, honey? How about Audrey? Audrey who? Dad" | audrey.wav / 0:08 / 33.2 Kb |
| "Look at these people - blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar" | blinded.wav / 0:03 / 14.2 Kb |
| "They always put the machines that pay off the most right in the front" | front.wav / 0:03 / 14.0 Kb |
| "...Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?" | blanket.wav / 0:13 / 53.3 Kb |
| "...I have played cards with men in uniform" | army.wav / 0:12 / 49.6 Kb |
| "...That's a happy day for that man" | happyday.wav / 0:10 / 42.7 Kb |
| "Did you know that blackjack is the only game where..." | blackjack.wav / 0:10 / 41.6 Kb |
| "It's a bust..." | bust.wav / 0:05 / 21.1 Kb |
| "...You got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended" | airconditioning.wav / 0:06 / 26.8 Kb |
| "...Where else can you wear shorts twenty-four hours a day, huh?" | shorts.wav / 0:05 / 22.3 Kb |
| "...The plate shifts and my legs give out, but, man, what a view" | view.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town" | builttown.wav / 0:03 / 15.4 Kb |
| "I've lost $300 in fifteen minutes" | 300in15.wav / 0:02 / 10.2 Kb |
| "...The boy likes eating through a straw" | pierce.wav / 0:05 / 21.8 Kb |
| "...We don't have a minute free" | nominutefree.wav / 0:09 / 37.5 Kb |
| "Things could be a lot worse. Yeah, you could be pregnant again..." | pregnant.wav / 0:13 / 54.2 Kb |
| "Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're going to get some soon" | electricity.wav / 0:03 / 14.3 Kb |
| "...Where can I get some damn bait?" | bait.wav / 0:10 / 42.9 Kb |
| "Where the hell is the damn dam tour?" | damtour.wav / 0:02 / 9.01 Kb |
| "Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom..." | hit.wav / 0:04 / 16.0 Kb |
| "...Those were my mother's dying words" | badluck.wav / 0:06 / 25.7 Kb |
| "...When I was your age..." | fakeids.wav / 0:07 / 29.3 Kb |
| "...Sure you don't want to save a few bucks for the buffet?" | buffet.wav / 0:07 / 29.2 Kb |
| "In this world, you're either up on the stage in the spotlight, or you're down in the pit serving drinks" | stageorpit.wav / 0:06 / 23.6 Kb |
| "I ain't seen a beating like that since..." | beating.wav / 0:04 / 19.0 Kb |
| "...Don't let that one get out of your sight" | women.wav / 0:15 / 60.6 Kb |
| "...I work in software, in the software business" | yuma.wav / 0:08 / 34.4 Kb |
| "...We'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day" | half.wav / 0:08 / 34.5 Kb |
| "...If you're thinking about it, do it while you're young and foolish" | dancing.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| "It's a push. I didn't lose..." | push.wav / 0:06 / 25.5 Kb |
| "I wish I could spend the rest of my life with you..." | spendlife.wav / 0:12 / 48.3 Kb |
| "...Buy a bullet and rent a gun" | 5dollars.wav / 0:06 / 24.5 Kb |
| "Who would have thought my sister had the legs of..." | legs.wav / 0:05 / 20.0 Kb |
| "Starting now, we're gonna have a great time together. How?..." | greattime.wav / 0:14 / 58.3 Kb |
| "...The only time we've spent together is when you're on your way in or out of the casino..." | onlytime.wav / 0:07 / 28.8 Kb |
| "Eddie, when, when you look at me, what do you see?..." | whatyousee.wav / 0:10 / 42.0 Kb |
| "Eddie, why do you have all this money buried in the ground?..." | rainyday.wav / 0:07 / 29.5 Kb |
| "I need to go someplace where a man can think..." | stalls.wav / 0:08 / 35.2 Kb |
| "...You used to be something, and nobody can ever take that away from you" | nothing.wav / 0:06 / 26.6 Kb |
| "...I don't care if I ever get my money back. I gotta get my family back. What about my money?" | familyback.wav / 0:09 / 38.6 Kb |
| "...My resolve is melting in the blinding light of your precious smile..." | precious.wav / 0:09 / 35.7 Kb |
| "...Clark, you're back" | back.wav / 0:11 / 46.1 Kb |
| "Gambling is what made America great..." | gambling.wav / 0:20 / 80.0 Kb |
| "I don't care if you ruin my life, I love you" | ruinlife.wav / 0:03 / 15.1 Kb |
| "I put a dollar in, and I got car..." | dollarcar.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |