| Wayne's World 2 Sound Clip | File Name / Clip Length / File Size |
| "...Fortunately, White Supremacy World was cancelled, and all the trades worked out" | onearly.wav / 0:21 / 83.3 Kb |
| "...Feel like I'm turning into Sasquatch" | sasquatch.wav / 0:10 / 39.9 Kb |
| "...I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter" | dobig.wav / 0:15 / 59.0 Kb |
| "Ooh, what do you say we check in with Mr. Scream?..." | scream.wav / 0:14 / 55.6 Kb |
| "...You're worthy, get up" | worthy.wav / 0:05 / 20.8 Kb |
| "...A lot of people's girlfriends are in there" | inthere.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb |
| "...If Wayne says we're not, we're not, okay" | notfromww.wav / 0:11 / 45.0 Kb |
| "...Ask me a question about your life" | question.wav / 0:08 / 32.1 Kb |
| "If you book them, they will come" | book.wav / 0:02 / 10.4 Kb |
| "We will put on a concert..." | concert.wav / 0:04 / 18.6 Kb |
| Wayne and Garth see people just stacking chickens and watermelons and walking with a large plate of glass, for no apparent reason | chickensmelonsglass.wav / 0:27 / 106 Kb |
| Wayne makes up, on the spot, who is going to be playing at Waynestock | waynestock.wav / 0:28 / 109 Kb |
| Bobby gets Wayne and Garth's "sphincter" joke | wesmall.wav / 0:18 / 73.3 Kb |
| "...There's no animals or clowns. What a ripoff" | circus.wav / 0:07 / 29.6 Kb |
| "...Who's Aurora anyway?" | aurora.wav / 0:04 / 16.4 Kb |
| "...Voices that scream over and over, 'Why do they come to me to die?...'" | voices.wav / 0:11 / 46.0 Kb |
| "...Cross the t's and dot the lowercase j's" | lowercasejs.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "...It came in the mail with samples of Tide" | frampton.wav / 0:07 / 27.5 Kb |
| "...I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now" | pacemakers.wav / 0:07 / 27.4 Kb |
| "...One guy tells another guy something, then he tells two friends, and they tell two friends..." | wherehear.wav / 0:18 / 72.2 Kb |
| "...I'm nothing like your old boyfriend. Then we're screwed" | notlikeoldbf.wav / 0:11 / 46.8 Kb |
| "...Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" | calgon.wav / 0:12 / 49.4 Kb |
| "...I'm what you call 'sans parents'..." | sansparents.wav / 0:12 / 48.4 Kb |
| "...Oh, I like to have dinner every night" | dinner.wav / 0:04 / 18.5 Kb |
| "...Don't try and steal me pot of gold" | leprechaun.wav / 0:16 / 65.6 Kb |
| "...If I wanted a guy that was all dried in ambition, I could have stayed in Hong Kong..." | 12for10cents.wav / 0:12 / 48.2 Kb |
| "...Because it's at Comrad's, we're going to call it a Communist party" | communist.wav / 0:04 / 19.6 Kb |
| "...I hate my father, I hate my life, but I feel great, man" | great.wav / 0:08 / 34.7 Kb |
| Wayne does not take Cassandra's great news with joy | cassandrala.wav / 0:12 / 48.8 Kb |
| "Living on your own definitely has its perks..." | livingonown.wav / 0:22 / 89.8 Kb |
| What Woodstock was like according to Del (the former English roadie) | woodstock.wav / 0:08 / 32.5 Kb |
| "...Do you think I'm a gullible, or even a 'gulli-calf?'" | gullicalf.wav / 0:07 / 30.1 Kb |
| "...Why don't you just quit? Because I've got noplace else to go" | noplaceelsetogo.wav / 0:13 / 53.9 Kb |
| "...When I was seventeen, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record..." | control.wav / 0:12 / 50.7 Kb |
| "...Feel naughty. I thought I saw a putty cat..." | feelnaughty.wav / 0:07 / 30.1 Kb |
| "...I'm low on gas and you need a jacket" | takeme.wav / 0:03 / 15.5 Kb |
| "I'm gonna be Frank. Okay, can I still be Garth?" | frank.wav / 0:03 / 14.8 Kb |
| "Good morning, darling. I trust you slept well. I hope I wasn't too much of an animal..." | goodmorning.wav / 0:10 / 40.3 Kb |
| Wayne meets a babe from Sweden | swedishbabe.wav / 0:14 / 55.5 Kb |
| "You're not really listening to me, are you? Uh huh..." | uhhuh.wav / 0:19 / 76.8 Kb |
| "Wow, sand, cool" | sand.wav / 0:03 / 12.0 Kb |
| "...There are about 10000 excellent Waynestock tickets still available..." | 10000tickets.wav / 0:29 / 115 Kb |
| "...I should be a record producer. Then I would have attractive looking women waving and smiling at me all the time" | recordproducer.wav / 0:08 / 32.3 Kb |
| "...I won't let you kill my husband. Although, I know you want to..." | killhusband.wav / 0:27 / 107 Kb |
| "...How are you going to miss a half naked Indian?" | halfnakedindian.wav / 0:04 / 15.9 Kb |
| "...Name the one you have chosen, and surely he will die by my hand..." | chosenanother.wav / 0:16 / 63.2 Kb |
| "...I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this" | betteractor.wav / 0:13 / 52.7 Kb |
| "...It's sort of like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party..." | beinganadult.wav / 0:17 / 69.7 Kb |